- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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John has 37 candy bars and eats 36 of them? What does John have? Diabetes, John has Diabetes.

Why was 6 afraid of 7. Because 7 was a terrorist

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah Witness

why did the chicken eat his brother? he was a canivore

What's the difference between a rhinoceros? I DIDN'T MURDER MY BROTHER OKAY!!!!!

Knock Knock! Who's there? Hitler.

What is both bold and brash? Fox

A dyslexic walks into church and asks the priest. "Father is there a dog."

Why wasn't the black kid allowed in the school? Because it was the Southern United States in the 1930s and due to racial tensions at the time most public facilities were seperated by race.

A man said to his friend that he looks like his mom died. the other man started to cry due to the fact that it was acctually his dad

Why don't woman wear watches? Because there is a clock on the stove!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It had a heart attack. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey

Roeses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, My Name Is Dave, Microwave

what do jews, blacks, and asians have in common? they have all been targets of racism!

-Your momma is so ugly, she wasnt a model. -Am I supposed to be caring?

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says: Why the long face? The horse says: "My wife's dead."

yo mama so old that back in her school she didnt have history class

So, Helen Keller walked into a bar....and then a stool, and then a counter, and then a table....

Whats the difference between the Pope and acne Acne doesn't get onto a kids face until they're 13

Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? I'm a talking banana; what more do you want from me?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he needed to go home.

Mexicans don't use lightbulbs because they can't afford them.

Why was the Jew evicted from his home? He forgot to pay the rent

You know what would be funny? If the Incredible Hulk asked Spiderman to change his diaper.

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