- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What name do you call a woman who is pregnant? Her first name.

Whats black and hanging from a tree in my backyard? A tire swing

knock knock who is there who who who your an owl

A blonde walks into a bar. She got free drinks.

What did Susie do when the music was too loud Nothing

Why was the dentist sent to jail? Because he committed a crime.

Why did sarah fall of the swing? she has no arms. Knock knock. whos there? not sarah.

An elephant stomped on a mouse. What did the mouse say? Nothing, the mouse was incapable of speech due to the elephants actions.

I Never apologize, I'm sorry, that's just me

The Dalai Lama orders a slice of pizza for $2 and gives the cashier a $5 bill. He then realizes he hasn't been given any change, so he asks for his change. The cashier quickly apologizes and hands the Dalai Lama three dollar bills.

A man walks into a bar He's an alcoholic and it's ruining his family

Why is our country going downhill? Because going uphill is harder.

What do you call a black man flying a plane. A pilot.

A horse walks into a bar You have been reading so many anti jokes that you can actually anticipate the anti-joke punchline to this joke, because it is one of maybe 3 or 4.

What was the women doing out of the kitchen? Watching the movie 'Birth of a Nation' at her father's house

What did the mother of the boy with cancer say on his birthday? - Happy Birthday, too bad you still have cancer.

Why couldn't the little boy open his bedroom door? He was dead.

Why was Timmy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a worm on the other side. And the more pressing question is why do i watch a chicken in my free time

Whats fat and gay joe diragi

How did Bush really get into the White House? The front door.

Q: Why were minorities denied access to the bathroom? A: It was for employees only.

What is the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same.

a gay guy is in a club, from across the room he sees another attractive man with now shirt and he gets an erection.

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