- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reading another damn "worm in your apple" joke.

what smells like red paint, looks like red paint and is called red paint? A pear, i lied about everything i just said

man walks into a bar and the bartender says, "you sir are gay!" The gay man says, "I take offense to that!" The bartender then replies "how may I help you."

A man walked into a bar. He was only 19, but technically a man. Underage drinking is not O.K.

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what's worse than failing a test? having your house burnt down

NO ONE LIKES RANGAS

Q; what did the gangster say after he and his gang robbed a bank? A;Hey boys lets go drink some soy milk (After that his gang killed him) but the moral of the story is to not rob banks or take drugs

What do you call a tree that grew in the middle of a road? Whatever type of tree it was.

Why does a man have a closet full of fruits? Because he has a mental illness and there is nothing to laugh about.

1+1=2

What do Ash Ketchum and Peter Francis Geraci have in common? Absolutely nothing.

How do you make a baby stop crying for the rest of its life? Shoot it in the face.

What did the cat say to the rabbit? Nothing, cats are incapable of human speech as far as scientists are concerned. Also, the mouse was having a bad day. Rutabaga.

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What did the Rabbi say when the Priest asked how his family was? The Rabbi breaks into tears as he explains his family was killed in the Holocaust.

If little jimmy has five candy bars and he eats three, what does little jimmy have? Diabetes

Why is the white man sad? Because he watched the titanic

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Eight, because there's one tickle per tentacle!

whats the difference between boyscouts and a jew? boyscouts come back from camp.

What do you get when you cross the ocean with a dinosaur? Wet.

What is the difference between a bright red Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist that doesn't believe in god? His disorder has no effect on his belief system.

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