- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

what has 52 teeth and holds back a monster? my zipper

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. And that's when I found out my Uncle Ted was a cross-dresser.

Why did the blonde run into a screen door? Because screen doors are difficult to see when one is running at full speed

Why did Jimmy pass out Cause he drank a full tallboy

Why shouldn't you tell a joke during an earthquake. Cause it is not the time nor the place to tell a joke

Ashton Kutcher meets a fine cougar at a bar and the cougar fatally wounded his throat.

A man named Jake walks into a bar. The bartender says hi jake... The End

a. get me a drink b. a would but but i got no arms

How do you cure cancer? do i look like NASA?

Why did the man stop playing his computer game? The SWAT busted down his door and quickly pinned him down and arrested him for the murder of 7 families, he was charged for life in prison.

Real Joke: The US Air Force operates Seymour Johnson Air Force Base. It is named for a seaman. Go look it up.

Why was 7 afraid of 6? It saw what 6 and 9 do when they're together.

Q.If your have $6.00 and I have a hair cut, how many donkeys are in the paddock? A. Aliens with a hat????????????

why did they bury bin laden at sea? because he died

What's green and red? A frog in a blender

Why is Skrillex bad at fishing? Because he always increases the treble input in his songs, and he doesnt have a rod.

Why was the girl running out of the school? Because her principal was trying to rape her.

Knock knock. Who's there? IRS. Youre being audited, Sir.

There are 2 muffins in an oven One of the muffins says to the other 'Jeez it's hot in here' Then the other muffin replied, 'OH MY GOD IT'S A FRICKEN TALKING MUFFIN!!!!!!!!

what is green and has weels? grass i was kidding about the weels.

10 Mexicans are in a car. Who is driving? 1 of the Mexicans.

How do you make a mime talk? There are many ways. I prefer a baseball bat with a nail through it.

Which came first, the chicken or the egg? The Big Bang. -BG_Shank_A

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