Why is the white man sad? Because he watched the titanic

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whats the difference between boyscouts and a jew? boyscouts come back from camp.

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Nero, sure you are okay?

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What is the difference between a bright red Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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Why was the ginger crying? Because they used him as the fire hydrant.

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"What's black when clean, but white when dirty?" "A blackboard."

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I AM FAGNETO! MASTER OF FAGNET! WELCOME TO FÅG! DIE X-FÅGGOT! XD Okay Fagneto`s roll me out of here, I am done with the super important last message to uh... You? No wait that sounds wrong, stop laughing you korean piece of... Seriously sorry I am drugged, you guys put enough valium in me to kill a cow, so please roll me out... I used to have a lot of korean friend you know, but then I killed them for being korea... seriously my fingers magically type shit when I am done, please roll me out of here, and fill that... Kundalini express? Is it me or did this get even more fagneto... Get me out of here now now now no

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It is theoretically impossible to read another's inner thought process, but it was probably due to the electric stimulation from the brain to give the chicken's muscles the ability to move.

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A man carrying a bucket of golf clubs walks into a bar with a blonde, a brunette, and an asian. His name was Tiger Woods.

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What happened to the man who went to a strip bar? What happens to all of us. He died.

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Life's like a box of chocolates it's shit if you have diabetes

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What do u call a white hourse with no ass Penelope

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Knock knock. Whose there? No one, I'm trying to tell a knock knock joke.

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who is smarter than a human? a nerd

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What do you call a dead blond in a coset? Last years hide and seek winner.

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A black man is running down the street with a purse in his hand. He was trying to catch up to the old woman who forgot it at the restaurant. She was very grateful.

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What do you call a smart phone that doesn't want to work? The first conscious phone ever

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There are two men on a dock. The first man says, "What's your name?" The second man says, "GET OFF!" because he has turrets.

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Why was the interracial marriage unsuccessful? Because several social factors have challenged the couple as they live in a rural part of the South and interracial couples generally aren't as accepted in those areas as in progressive city centers.

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Knock knock. Who's there? 9/11 9/11 who? You said you'd never forget!

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Have you ever been to Uranus? Well I heard it's nice this time of year.

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Why was the chicken angry? Because he was tired of everyone questioning his motives.

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Why was 7 afraid of 6? It saw what 6 and 9 do when they're together.

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Real Joke: The US Air Force operates Seymour Johnson Air Force Base. It is named for a seaman. Go look it up.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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