Well Here Goes Nothing And nothing happened

11/9 Americans won't get this joke.

The girl was really drunk and passed out. She woke up the next day with a hangover.

Oh look, a dead guy. He must have died

In the time it has taken you to read this, a small African child has died.

So, a Vulcan walks into a bar... and he doesn't say anything, because Vulcan's suppress their emotions.

Q: How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: 1, idiot.

CUT MY SOUL INTO PIECES MY NAME IS VOLDEMORT TERMINATION YOU'RE BLEEDING DON'T GIVE A F**K IF I HAVE NO NOSE FOR BREATHING

Q. Why was the black man sad? A. He had a book nailed into is leg.

Why you don't laught when you see a black guy on a scooter? Because it could be your.

How do you call a half deaf duck? HEY DUCK!!!!!!

Q:how do confuse courtney A: give her a beer

Why didn't the little boy have a good time at his birthday party? Because his friends lit him on fire.

Why did the jew ask for $10 back after he lent a boy $2? Because of inflation

Q: What did the giraffe say to the sunflower? A: I like your shoelaces!

Knock knock Who's there Done Done who? Done with waiting out here, let me in you dick!

Whats green and fluffy? Your mom.

Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Oh good I thought you wouldn't make it.

What do you call a fish with no I's Animal cruelty

When is it ok to drink urine? When you're Bear Grills

What is the difference between a Jew and pizza? Pizza does not scream when it goes in the oven.

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How do you blindfold an Asian person? With a blindfold

A man walks into a bar. A few hours later he walks out.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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