- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Timmy's mom is an alcoholic. His dog is asleep in the backyard. Timmy asks his mother, "Why is our dog sleeping?" His mother replies, "It's not sleeping, its dead."

Knock Knock Who's There? Children Protective Services. Your kids are dead.

You're mama's SO stupid that when she applied to college, they were happy to help.

What does a banana and a helicopter have in common? Neither of them are a police officer.

The foreskin of a baby gorilla

Why did Hitler Kill his self Answer- He got a gas bill By Lewis

What do you call a boy that was once a boy, but no longer is a boy? A Man

Do you know what a rhino really is? It is a really fat and oversized unicorn

Whats more fun than swinging a baby around on a clothesline at 200 miles per hour ? Stopping it with a shovel

Your parents shouldn't have met. I was thinking that as I contemplated suicide.

What's worse than this That :(

Who is the fattest mexican on the earth? Not Osama because he's dead...and he wasn't mexican..

Why did the student have a staring contest with his teacher? Well, the teacher was actually unaware of the competition.

I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one . Though , I do have cancer .

Knock Knock? Who's There? The Gestapo.

What do you get when you put two landsharks together? Three landsharks.

Heyy everyone text this number 320-510-3277 Kay ask him why he poops the bed at age 17 .. His name is mike geier.. Haha

why wouldnt you come to the dark side? i spit in the cookies

Like this if you want people to stop asking to have their jokes liked.

What's big, old, and brown? A tree.

Twinkle twinke little star How I wonder what you are? Star: (Noun) A fixed luminous point in the night sky that is a large, remote incandescent body like the sun.

Why doesn't McDonald's sell hot dogs? They don't want to advertise for McWeenies.

Why did the skeleton cross the street. He didn't.

I got stopped for speeding the other day. The policeman said I had to pay a £50 fine. I was gutted. However, later that night I had amazing sex with my wife, which helped me to take my mind off things a bit.

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