Guy: I have a gun get in my van Girl: SHOTGUN!

Q: how do you fit 100 jews in a car A: 3 in the back one in the passenger seat and 96 in the ash tray

What did the fish say when he swam into a wall? ouch.

Eeny meeny miny mo, Catch a tiger by it's toe, If he hollers let him go, Because if you don't he would attack you and go straight for you're neck and you would die a painful death...

What did the Rabbi get for Christmas? Nothing because as you know Rabbi's are members of the Jewish community and therefore don't celebrate Christmas.

A duck walks into a convenience store and asks for a tube of chapstick.He says "Put it on my tab".

Why did the black man fall down? A guy pushed him.

Thankgiving Jimmy: I'm thankful for my family Thomas: I'm thankful for shelter Jake: I'm thankful for running over babies

What is white, sticky, and something that gay people and women love? Frosting.

what is the meaning of life? i dont know, but im fairly sure its not 42

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple You thought I was going to steal an anti-joke didnt you squidward

A blonde walks into an electronic store...she buys an IPhone because someone stole her blackberry, her money, and everything she cares for. Nah, I'm just kiddin', she was murdered.

A Women is holding a piece of paper with her rights what is she holding a grocery list

what do you give a little girl with no arms no legs and who lives in a orfanidge for christmas?.................................... nothing because no parent wants a freak kid

How does a Black Guy eat chicken. Like anyother human-being.

Why did the boy fall out of the tree? This is no time to make insensative jokes you dick, Billy's on a hospital bed.

Why did the man throw his son out the window? His house was on fire

why was 6 afraid of 7? because seven is a murdering sociopath

What does it take to play in the WNBA? Nothing....

The chickens have become self-aware!

Why did the boy hate his mom? She was a fucking bitch.

What is green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? An elephant I lied!

Q. bob had 93 chocolate bars and ate 74 what does he have now? A. diabetes

Its a bird!! Its a plane!! No, its a bird.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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