- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from KFC.

I like my coffee like my women, without a penis

What is the most confusing day for chavs? Fathers day

"bus driver pressed the horn at my mum and she stuck a finger up at him " Not the first time she's got the horn and shoved a finger up

There once was a man from Madrass Whose balls were made out of brass This was incredibly uncomfortable and embarrassing for him. It also affected his sexual potency and rendered him infertile, Which drastically affected his ability to enter and sustain relationships with women.

What did the fish say when he ran into a cement wall? ....Nothing fish don't run What did the fish say when he swam into a cement wall? ...Damn

Why did the duck cross the road? It followed the chicken.

knock knock who's there ... 'Opens the door slowly SUPRISE BUTT SEX!

What is the last thing to go through a flies head before it hits a windshield. Nothing because flies aren't capable if rational thought.

knock knock? who's there.......... MEEEE :D hehe

boobs!

What did Joe do after the party? He went home.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Repeated jokes.

Wath black poeple eat for christmas your food.

What color do you wear if you're in the NAVY? Beige, white, sometimes camouflage - really, it depends on your rank and the situation.

A person tells an anti-joke. Nothing out of the ordinary happens.

How many easily offended people does it take to change a light bulb? Shut up, that's not funny!

What's green and has wheels? grass... i lied about the wheels

How does Lady Gaga like her meat? As a dress.

Whats worse than the Holocaust? reading posts on this website that arent antijokes. Seriously poeople... you cant just say something that random than put something tragic. it has to be funny and tragic.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

Why did the boy hate his mom? She was a fucking bitch.

Why did the man throw his son out the window? His house was on fire

What did Rachel (the columbine girl) get for her birthday?? Nothing she's dead.

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