Why did the chinese doctor get fired? Because he was involved in a malpractice suit.

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Once upon a time there was a boy who was 16 and a girl who was 14. The guy is in year 10 and the girls is in year 9 . Alot of people think he is a pedofile. Comment your opinion.

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Wanna hear a joke? Me too.

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A man fell in a hole. He's dead now...

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What do you can a boy with no arms and no legs? Names!

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why did the kid strike out in baseball he had leprosy and his arms were amputated

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A man walks into a bar. He buys a drink.

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Why is Texas so hot? The sun

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Q: What do the Terms of Service say? A: I dont know, I didnt read them.

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What did the piece of macaroni say as they boy was about to eat him? Nothing. Foods are uneducated and illiterate therefore unable to speak, and went into the boy's mouth without a trouble.

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What grows on trees and is woody? Wood.

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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So, Helen Keller walked into a bar....and then a stool, and then a counter, and then a table....

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A White, Black, Hispanic, and an Asian man are stranded on a deserted island. They become best friends, proving race should not be a divisive factor in any community.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, I have amnesia.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was getting chased by nazis.

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whats black with purple?nothing no animals or humans have anything like that

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I have a friend named Dave, he lost his ID and now we call mim Dav

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A nun walks into a bar. She is immediately excommunicated.

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Why did the washing machine laugh? Because it took the piss out of the knickers!!!!! :)

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It is not a sentient animal and is unaware of the dangers it will face.

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I just threw up..In my pants.

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Whats worse then the Holocaust? Chlamydia.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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