- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's brown and sticky? My ass.

Roses are red violets are blue I'm not good at poems, nice tits.

Stop making fun of Stevie Wonder, you dont seen what he has.

What did the robot say to the boy? Nothing, the robot malfunctioned and started to strangle the boy. The authorities tried to get the robot to stop but robots are too strong. When the robot had killed the boy, it self destructed.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. Open up. We have a warrant for your arrest.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

Why couldn't Jimmy wash his hair? He has leukemia and therefore no longer has hair.

Whats funny about a man in a pink leotard ? Nothing infact i think he's very brave

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

A man walks into a bar. He hasn't been there before, and it's a Friday so it's really crowded, and it's really quite a dive, so he and his girlfriend decide to leave and find somewhere else to eat.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? This site.

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle.

Knock knock Who's there The military, your son died last night.

Q:Why was the black guy carrying a gun A:He's a cop

What did the little boy say to his malignant tumour? "Hello" The tumour did not respond.

Part 1 Q: what did Sally get for Christmas A: cancer Part 2 knock knock Who's there Not Sally MR

What do you call an blonde, brunette, and a redhead? There has yet to be a definition for a group of people categorized by hair color.

why did the man choke at the lunch table. Police there is a banana attacking me what should I do?

Q: What's big, green, fuzzy, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A: A pool table.

why did the chicken eat his brother? he was a canivore

You: "Ask me if im an astronaut. " Them: "R u an astronaut?" You: "No. "

What do you call a German who roasts Jews for a living? A comedian.

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