What did Harry Potter say when he lost his wand? Where's my wand?

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I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one . Though , I do have cancer .

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The Pope, a Rabi and an Islamic religious leader go into a room and come out with what? A new understanding of each others cultures.

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? Well, the difference is quite obvious. one's a car, the other's a dead baby.

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Life is like a box of chocolates, some are brown, and some are white.

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Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? There was no cross walk.

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A dyslexic woman wears a bar.

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A American seeking into mexico

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms.

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What do you call man who travels on foot? a pedestrian

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What happens to a banana after it gets sunburnt? It peels.

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Why is Chuck Norris so frickin awesome? He just is cause he's chuck norris

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Whats the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies? You can't unload one with a pitchfork

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Guess what? What? Your dog is dead.

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A Jew walks into a bar and says drinks are on me.

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Why did the pedophile go to the park? He lost his dog.

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What did the monk give to the cancer patient? His love and reassurance.

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Whats the difference between a black guy and Luke Skywalker? Luke met his real father

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How is a raven like a writing desk? Both have absolutely nothing to do with the other one.

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whats brown and sticky a stick

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Q:what has 6 legs and rides a unicycle! A: nothing!!! Duh!

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4 score and 7 years ago was 1965

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What dod the boy with no arms get or christmas? Nothing he can't open them!

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Why did the girl eat a sandwich? because she was thirsty

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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