Ashton Kutcher meets a fine cougar at a bar and the cougar fatally wounded his throat.

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. And that's when I found out my Uncle Ted was a cross-dresser.

Why did the man throw his son out the window? His house was on fire

I was raped the other day... I still did more work than the bitch

What is green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? An elephant I lied!

How does a Black Guy eat chicken. Like anyother human-being.

The chickens have become self-aware!

Why did the boy fall out of the tree? This is no time to make insensative jokes you dick, Billy's on a hospital bed.

What does it take to play in the WNBA? Nothing....

why was 6 afraid of 7? because seven is a murdering sociopath

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

What did Rachel (the columbine girl) get for her birthday?? Nothing she's dead.

Q. bob had 93 chocolate bars and ate 74 what does he have now? A. diabetes

PS3 has the exerrent technorogy and finersse to make excerrent gaming such as... ...ITS RIDGE RACER! RIIIIIIIIIDGE RACEEEEEEEEEEEER!

Why did the boy hate his mom? She was a fucking bitch.

what do you give a little girl with no arms no legs and who lives in a orfanidge for christmas?.................................... nothing because no parent wants a freak kid

Its a bird!! Its a plane!! No, its a bird.

What's green and has wheels? grass... i lied about the wheels

How many easily offended people does it take to change a light bulb? Shut up, that's not funny!

Why did the duck cross the road? It followed the chicken.

A person tells an anti-joke. Nothing out of the ordinary happens.

What is the last thing to go through a flies head before it hits a windshield. Nothing because flies aren't capable if rational thought.

knock knock? who's there.......... MEEEE :D hehe

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Repeated jokes.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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