Knock Knock! Who's there? ... THE DOOR!!

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EVERYONE TEXT 513-550-3742 AND ASK HIM WHY HE HAS GOOP IN HIS PANTS. his names eric

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Why did the man cross the road? He was in a state of depression and chose to commit suicide.

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What did the man say when he lost his keys? I lost my keys. What did the man say when he saw an elephant in the distance? There is an elephant in the distance.

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Will I be watching The Voice tonight? no.

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Q: What happens when two feminists try to chanbe a lightbulb? A: That's not funny.

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Me - Ask me if I am a Frog. You - Are you a Frog? Me - No.

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Why is the black guy jobless? He's 3 years old.

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Moon: The sun shines bright like a virgin. He must be high..

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Your mom is so ugly and stupid that people make fun of her and that's not nice.

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what did the boy with cancer get for Christmas a pair of shoes

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Whats bigger than a tuba? the universe.

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hashtags suck balls

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What does it mean when somebody is Jewish? They eat palahuardo por sinquevos for breakfast. Qua.

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What do you call a man with an eight foot steel spike wedged in his rectum? An Ambulance

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what did the homeless man say to the stranger? nothing, he let he let his gun do the talking

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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A blonde woman, a brunette woman and a redhaired woman walk into a bar. They can be considered fiscally responsible because it was two for one Ladie's Night.

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Me:hey paul did you see that story on the news? Paul:ya i did thats really crazy!

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What did the mother say to her son? Nothing, she was dead.

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Magic! Well not really, you see, people that are stressed have the tendency to remain far longer into the state of hypnosis because their body conciously and subconciously (I am typoing it, but I cant bother to type it correctly fuck it) seek out the state of peace that hypnosis gives more often. Anyway, I know another thing that helps relieve stress, cough... Now, did you know that if you push your nose upwards slightly, you will feel a finger between your legs? its because nerve endings are connected that way, give it a go.

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Why does a gay guy come out of the closet? He can't see anything inside.

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John lazzaro likes dick

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What's tall black and has curly hair? A black guy

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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