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Whats the difference between Justin Bieber and Elton John? They're both gay.

Whats the difference between a horse and glue? Nothing

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being disturbed by two black guys raping a young girl with leukemia

Chuck Norris will eventually die because he is a human being, just like all of us. His movies weren't very good either.

If I was in a room with Osama bin laden and george bush, and my friend. And I had a gun with two bullets, I'd shoot my friend twice.

Why arent guys and girls the same? Cause there different

If Santa's not real, then who pees on the tree every morning?

What happened to the lady? She queefed.

youre in a room with justin bieber and a gun with 5 bullets..........

Knock knock. who's there? Banana. Banana Who? Knock KNOCK!!! WHO IS THERE!!! BANANA!!!! BANANA WHOOOOO!!! Banana Johnson....... I'M YOUR NEIGHBOR!!!!

Who is a pussy ass bitch and is and has a chode? - Jeff Misner

Why is Ellen Degeneres gay? Because she likes the same sex

A Jew, a Catholic, and an Aeithiest walk into a bar. The bartender look at them and says "Is this some kind of a joke?".

Why did the patient die of aids disorder? Butt sex. Lots and lots of butt sex.

Why can't you fit 100 oranges in a bathtub? Because motorcycles don't have doors

Hello. my name is Rhys. and i'm the only person who liked this post.

What's red, green and smells like crap? Green and red crap.

War horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'why the long film?'

Why are you on this sight? You're procrastinating. I am too

My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

Q: Why do Mexicans love rice and beans? A: Because it's fairly easy to grow in places with relatively low rainful and high temperatures like that in which they live in.

Why was the girl distressed by the photo of her boyfriend's mutilated corpse? Because it was out of focus.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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