How do you stop a air plane? You throw small infants into the turbine.

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How do you get a girl to pay for food? You Rape Her

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How did the black guy, get a nice car, house, and attire? He went to college, and got a job.

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Q: Why was the mexican mowing the lawn? A: Because the grass was too tall

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Did you know Helen Keller had a swing set in her backyard? Neither did she.

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why do you park in the driveway and drive on the park way

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Betty White's wrinkly ass skin.

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What's green and red? A frog in a blender

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whats hairy and crys your mom

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What do you call a woman in a kitchen ? There rightful place.

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why is 6 afraid of 7 because 7 is slenderman and he is chasing 6

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Irune. Irune who? Irune my life with all this red sand.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? What chicken? That one! Grandma, that's a hobo. Put your glasses on.

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What are three things an average teenager cannot live without? Oxygen, Food, and Water. Duh.

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Why can't Chuck Norris die? He can, he's just a normal human being.

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Your mama's so fat.... Her cerial bowl came with a lifeguard

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What does china and an 80 year old body builder have in common? They're both asian. I forgot to mention that the body builder is japanese.

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There's a black man in my family tree. Therefore, I could be considered biracial.

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How do you make a little boy cry? Slap the cookie out of his hand.

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I just got robbed by an invisible man!!!!

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What do you call black people in a pool? African american swimmers

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He is seriously pissed off about being repeatedly subjected to this level of intense interrogation. Do you ask other animals why they chase their tails or claw at dirt? Do people ask you why you run when you're late? How would you like to have every move you made transformed into some cliche, old farce? There's a road, he's a chicken, there are only so many possible outcomes.

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There were three brothers. Big, Harry and Dick. They were walking along the road and were all instantly killed by a drunk driver. Their names were never mentioned and their story was used as a promotion for the seriousness of drunk driving and should not be taken lightly.

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daughter: Mum why do I have a brother mum: He not your real brother dont worry your adopted :) daughter: :'(

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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