- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Girl fight: Teachers take them to dq Boy fight: Lunch and recess in the library.

Why did the little boy cry and run home from the store? Because the store was out of pickles.

Why did the Mexican jump of the roof? Because he had a serious meth addiction that was destroying his family and he could not live with the awful things he did to get his fix.

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knock knock. who's there? your neighbor. o hi come one in!

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

How do you know when it is a Mexican's birthday? They are walking around with "happy birthday" balloons.

Why wasn't the cab driver sent to prison after bombing the school? It was a suicide bombing.

who looks like a double rainbow? gun baby who was pregant and rapes her

—Conversation started today— My God, why have you forsaken me? Seen 6:00 PM

The declaration of Independence was singed in? Pen.

A man spoke in a high-pitched voice. Another man said "Are you gay" He responded, "Why, yes"

What shoots rockets but is not classed as a deadly weapon? A toy rocket launcher, I lied about the rockets.

Arab 1: Du good bai me, and I'll du good bai you. Arab 2: Ye men, sounds good men. Arab 3: O man, no way. Arab 4: K, u wait...jus wait n see.. Arab 5: I no interest! Me so saudi! Arab 6: D'oh...ha, ha, haa! Arab 7: This is so bahrain...I'm going to go club some protesters.

How many ants are in the kitchen? None. We killed them all.

what did the iphone say to the galagy s3? nothing they are phones.

What is better than life? Nothing.

what did the astronomer say when he lost his telescope? where is my telescope?

whats the difrence between santa clause and a jew santa goes down the chimney

Whats alive and drowning? your new born baby you just threw in the river

What did the old person find on the internet? Porn.

What happened when the old woman crossed the road? A completely unrelated archery accident lead to the deaths of several people and thousands of dollars of property damage in another part of the country. The woman crossed without injury.

A boy walks into a bar. He wakes up in a hospital 3 days later with a bruise on his head. He asks the doctor, "What happened?" The doctor replies, "The bartender smashed a glass on your forehead."

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