Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side XD

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What's worse than a completely overused anti-joke punchline? The Holocaust.

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How do you fit 10,000,000 jews inside a car? It's not physically possible as no car can carry that many people.

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Q: Why did the 10 year old squirt his dad with the water hose? A: What to year old WOULDN'T?

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A Trampoline.

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What looks like a penis, smells like a penis and eats penis Nothin ive ever seen

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what did katness save her Life? because peter hates her and katness is peaches and peter dies in the titanic because it is gay shut up becky

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Chuck Norris once round-house kicked someone so hard that he broke his leg.

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a naked man walks into a bar. he is promptly escorted out because you must have shoes and a shirt to be served

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got ran over by a car.

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I have 13 hedge hogs in one hand and 4 pineapples in my van how many pikelets does it take to cover the roof. Purple because aliens dont wear hats.

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How do you beat a black in sports. "shot him when the game starts"

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 9,405 licks (this may not be reliable I lost count since I kinda just bit it)

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What happens when a super saiyan eats a fully grown pineapple? hehe xd

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What's blue paint and smells like red paint? Paints

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What do you get a when you cross a chocolate bar and some haribo? A disease complex characterized by persistent hyperglycemia caused by insufficient insulin production or resistance to the metabolic action of insulin. Diabetes mellitus (DM) is generally classified as insulin-dependent (IDDM, type I), non-insulin-dependent (NIDDM, type II), or secondary diabetes mellitus

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Whats the difference between a boy scout and a jew? A boy scout gets to come home after camp.

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A man is wrongfully convicted of murder and sent to prison. After a lengthy appeals process the guilty verdict is overturned and he walks away a free man.

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Hey Patrick what am i ? Ebola No im Texas! What's the difference?

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You wanna hear a touching story? Once a pon a time you died. The end. (all anti jokes posted by me will be adressed with -blarg)

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What's red white, blue and hilarious? Glasgow Rangers in administration!

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What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? Love and attention from his parents.

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Which is funnier: a sack of coal or a sack of old clothes? Neither is particularly funny.

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what do you call a million black people on the moon? a good start

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