- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened when Johnny fell off of his bike? He suffered a very tragic and fatal brain hemorrhage resulting in a lower population by a minute percentile that is undetectable by the US Census.

why are black people so good at basketball? Because they practice

Knock knock. Who's there? 9/11 9/11 who? You said you'd never forget!

What's Gay and has a penis? Justin Bieber, I lied about the penis

What's the difference between a black person and a park bench? Benches are inanimate objects while people are indeed carbon-based life forms.

Once upon a time there was a young teenager who was bullied a lot. She died 100 years ago.

What does a Somalian want for Christmas? Nothing hes Sunni Muslim and does not celebrate Christmas

why were the negros at whitney houstons funeral smiling? because there were free sandwiches!

What did the women get after valentines day? An abortion.

How do you make an elephant float? Who cares?

what's the difference between Michael Jackson and Acne? Acne is a skin problem caused by chemical imbalance usually found in teenagers. Michael Jackson was a singer and dancer who should've been able to escape tasteless jokes upon his death.

What' worse than random Holocaust jokes? The Holocaust

What happens when you give a fat man scissors? He cuts off the foreskin of your penis.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Biting into an orange and finding Helen Kellar

How many cupcakes are there in the world joe How many? I don't know I was asking you.

What does a sock, pillow and a lamp have in common? -they all live underwater expect for the sock, pillow and lamp -Matt

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

Roses are red, violets are blue. You're dog is dead. And so is your family.

This is an anti-joke. It is not funny because "anti" means the opposite of something.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

How do you keep an idiot in suspense?

What did the Rabbit say to the horse? They are both completly differebt species and cannot communicate. Therefore, the rabbit said nothing.

What's worse then Justin Bieber? 9-11

a man walks into a casino, it's the third time this week and he's contemplating suicide.

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