My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To go home and beat his wife

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A father and son are involved in a car crash. The father is killed, sadly, but the boy is rushed to the hospital. The doctor prepares for surgery, and since this boy has no family-connections to her, she performs successful surgery on him, and the boy goes home after 3-5 days.

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Q: How did the black man get the white man's money? A: He walked up, politely asked if he could borrow some money, and told him he would pay him back tomorrow.

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A Frenchman an Italian and an American were setting in a bar drinking and talking. The Frenchman said he made love to his wife five times last night. She said if I died she would never get married again. The Italian said said he made love to his wife ten times last night and that she said if he ever died she would kill her self. They asked the American how many times he made love to his wife last night. He said I'm a widower. She died in the 9/11 attacks.

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What's brown and rhymes with snoop ? Dr Dre.

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Why didn't Hellen Keller scream when she fell off a cliff? She was wearing Mittens

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what's worse then a blowjob?

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms.

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What did the plane say to the twin towers? Boom

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There's a priest, doctor, and blonde on a plane. At the end of the flight they all go their separate ways.

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A man walks inti a bar and asks for a drink, he shows the bartender his ID and is kicked out because the man is underaged.

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q: what do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex? a: sex, just like everyome else calls it

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What do you call a black drug dealer? A black man that works as a drug dealer

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A blonde takes a math test it says find x? She circles x and puts there it is!

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What did the black fire-fighter do when the house caught fire? The heroic man ran inside and got every animal and person inside to the out side and then proceeded to extinguish the flames with his fire-extinguisher out, thus saving most of the families valuables. He was then awarded a raise in his salary for his heroic valor. Although any fire-fighter could have done this because of the hard work and dedication that is put into training. So really describing the race that this heroic man is was totally pointless.

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Why can't Roger drive a tractor? Because Roger is a goldfish

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What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

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Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

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If you don`t see a banner here, it doesn`t mean it wont come back to annoy you whenever it feels like.... P.S, Advertising helps us get rich while permanently harming your ability to focus, Please be understanding! PS: Why the hell do they use capital letters after you know, Commas? its, Weird!

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knowck knowck whos there? shea shea who? shea...duh!

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Why did the asain fail his tests? They weren't math tests...

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Why did the jews get off the bus? Because i threw a fridge at it

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw 'em.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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