- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: what did the dog say to the cat? A: nothing dogs can't talk

a lazy boy sleeps 23/24 hours. what does he do in the remaining hour ? he takes a nap

How does a Welshman take a shit? Like anyone other human being does.

what do you call a man that has a terminal illness and is named James - James

A guy walks into a bar and orders a beer. There is a frog in his beer.

What did the politician say to the other politician? We are both politicians.

What do you call a black woman that's blind and has 1 leg? Handicapped

What's better than winning a gold medal in the Paralympics ? Not being disabled

what happened to the fish that got washed ashore? it died due to lack of water-borne air particles.

What is Rebecca Blacks favorite resurant? T.G.I Fridays...

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue. Vodka is cheaper than dinner for two.

What did silly Billy with no arms get for Christmas ? Gloves.. why did silly billy fall off the swing? He got hit by a microwave.. Why did silly sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.. Knock Knock Whos there? Not sally..

Make this antijoke the worst voted antijoke and you will save the planet.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the first one why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? peer pressure

One time, I saw this guy on stilts and thought it would be hilarious if someone pushed him over. Then some guy pushed him over and broke his neck.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No Neither has he!

why did the man beat his wife? why not?

A man runs into a bar, sits down in a hurry and demands a beer from the bartender. The bartender looks at him wearily, but shrugs, pours him a beer and sets it down in front of him. The fat naked man then drinks the beer and leaves.

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it.

Like does not mean said. You can blame Justin Bieber for that one, cuz he was like "Baby Baby Baby" and I was like "no"

What separates man from animal? Divorce.

What's funnier than a joke book? 2 joke books.

Three gay men are in a bath tub and bubbles come up and one says "who farted?"

Adolf the Red-Nosed Hitler

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