A man walks into a bar and sees a depressed looking giraffe. The man says, “Why the long neck?” The giraffe responds, “That’s not the expression.”

Why couldn't the old man see the Moon? Because he was blind and it was daytime.

Q: Why didn't Little Jhonny go to school today? A: There was no school today.

How do you know if you're gay? You find yourself sleeping with people of the same sex.

What do you call the man with no arms or legs, swimming in the bay? Bob.

Why was the priest circumcised? He had a very painful urinary tract infection

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Nothing exceedingly odd happened at a bar

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a giant scorpion.

What happened to the girl that thought she was a mermaid? She drowned, humans can't breathe under water.

y does byonce sing to the left? because black people have no rights

What's a boulder's favorite type of music? Boulders don't have ears.

Why is Wednesday a bad day? Because at some point, Monday will come around again.

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A pilot.

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Jehovah's Witness. Have you heard the word of God?

why wouldnt you come to the dark side? i spit in the cookies

A black guy, a Mexican, an Arab and a white guy walk into a room and embrace cultural diversity.

Why was OJ Simpson's knife covered in blood? Because he just murdered his wife.

You're Like A Book I Want To Put You Down

Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? There was no cross walk.

how do you win a game try your best

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A baby seal walks into a club.

There are two kinds of people in the world: Those who can count and those who can't.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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