What did the boy find I'n his water? Ice

Knock Knock Whos there? John John Who Tic Tic BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMM

Roses are red, violets are blue.. Oh i can't finish joke coz i gotta go poo ! :/

Why is Ray Charles always smiling? He's not, corpses rarely smile

How do you take a shit?, by taking it to go.

What did the farmer say to the other farmer? We are both farmers.

What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? AHHHH WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS!?!?!? MY HAND!!! MY HAND!!! AHHHHHHH!!!!! JUST KILL ME!!! PLEASE WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS?!?! MY OTHER HAND AHHHH!!! HAHAAAAAAAAAaaaa..... AHHHHHHH WHY?!?! MY LEG!!!! MY FOOT NO!!!!! PLEASE!!!!! Ah AH AHHHHH!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

What do you call a baby that got hit by a train? Thomas

an irishman walks past a bar a.w. j.p.

What did the homeless man get for his 34th birthday? 34 years of regret.

Why did the monkey eat the banana? Because it was sexually confused

Q: Why did Jimmy not have balls? A: A terrible, terrible sand paper accident.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

Doctor! doctor! I feel like a bridge! That's the least of your problems you've got cancer by ndc

What's wore then finding a worm in your apple? Being the only person to survive a plane crash over Alaska, then having to eat your family in order to stay alive waiting for help to come.

Q) What did the farmer say who'd lost his tractor? A) Where's my tractor?

How do you leave a guy in suspense ...

If atheism is a religion, then not collecting stamps is a hobby.

Roses are red Violets are blue My head itches I'm going to get this guy to itch it for me

there's a worm in my lime at least it doesn't have scurvy

What has 17 eyes, 43 toes, 11 feet and, 9 heads? A 17 eyed- 43 toed- 11 footed- 9 headed monster.

Why couldn't the black man get out of jail? He couldn't post his bond.

what does nba stand for? Nothing but Africans

Anti Joke

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