- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do is it called when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? A: Why give it a name when it is never goin to happen!

How do you stop the London riots? - You employ a a highly effective police tactic to diffuse the crisis as quickly as possible.

Knock Knock!! Who's there? The Bailiffs, now get out.

So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

knock knock? whos there? danielle danielle who? danielle the liar...hehe

Why did the woman cross the road? Better yet, why is she out of the kitchen

what can't see and has four eyes? a blind kid born with four eyes

A black man and a Mexican man are in the back of a car. Who's driving? Not enough information to answer this question.

why did the chicken cross the road? it was suicidal.

Q: Who was the best Jewish cook? A: Hitler.

What happened when the blonde girl threw a grenade? The enemy pulled the pin and threw it back

Why is the man's nose bleeding? Because I punched him in the nose. He looked at me funny.

Why did Jenny fall off her bike? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Jenny

Doctor, doctor! I think I've got an ear infection. I best give you some medicine.

How do you get Jake snow to shut up? Say shut up

What's the worst part of being a black Jew? That is a very uncommon combination of race and religion, therefore causing obvious confusion.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes You should probably get yourself checked.

What do you call a guy sleeping with little boys? Michael Jackson

Yo mama so fat that she probably has a thyroid problem.

Everytime someone says Jamie on this website, he's referring to Dylan, cause he's to insecure to write jokes about anyone else. Please direct all jokes at Dylan Hodge, 14 years of age, living in Queensland, Australia, come to his house to watch the f a g man, suck his mothers p e n i s.

Why did the chicken cross the road? because it ran away and it's coop was on the other side of the road

jamie and danel texta like to make love to each other using a gerbal as a toy when they make love they get a african covered in jelly to help them.

What does the homosexual arab who plays football who has a best friend called Dave enjoy doing? Playing football.

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