A blind, black guy walks into a building. Unfortunately it was a secret KKK building and they beat him, raped him and left him to die. Luckily he was found alive and transported to the hospital. To bad the hospital was bombed by Al Queda.

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His name is Frosted Mike, and he neither has nor does not have a penis.

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trump and hillary are both stranded on an island, who survives? america

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What do you call an blonde, brunette, and a redhead? There has yet to be a definition for a group of people categorized by hair color.

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Bill goes and buys 45 watermelons, what does he have? 45 watermelons.

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How do you fix a chimpanzee? With a monkey wrench

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A man is eating in a restaurant and says, "Waiter! There's a fly in my soup!" The waiter says, "I'm sorry, can I bring you some salad instead?"

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cory

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Fiona: SHREK! WHERE WERE YOU TONIGHT? Shrek: Out clubbing with the boys. Fiona: What did you do. Shrek: Eat Jews. Borat: iz vedy naaace

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teacher:humpty dumpty sat on a wall.... me: wait, why was he up there ms.park? teacher: well hes never been the same since vietnam, his wife divorced him and now hes a raging alcoholic.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because aliens dont wear purple hats.

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Why did my bed broke? Becaus i had sex with your mom!

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Once upon a time there was a man that was exercising and he pulled a muscle and had to have his arm removed. The end.

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I've got a great new 'Knock Knock Jock

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guest who else is a ugly bitch my mom

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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Whats round and bouncy? A bouncy ball

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Q: What do you get when you get a bunch of people who confuse dark humor for anti humor? A: This website.

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What's the difference between a gluten free cereal and a regular cereal? One has gluten, and one has no gluten.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Bob Bob who? Your neighbor

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Why did little Lynn fall of her bike? Because she has no legs.

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Knock knock whose there nobody you have no friends remember

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Q: What's better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? A: Not struggling with a debilitating mental or physical handicap.

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ROMEO ROMEO WHEREFORE ART THOU ROMEO

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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