- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Kid: My dad's brother has gone at it with a lot of women. Friend(sarcastically): Geez that's great! When was he born? Kid: '69

How do u kill a gay man? Shoot him in the head

your mamas so fat she tried to hang herself but the rope broke.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Tulips are red, As you can tell...a lot of blood has been spilt today.

Why Did Suzie fall of the swing? She has Polio and will die the Next Day

Why did the deer cross the road? To cause the car crash that killed my father when i was just 15 years old.

Why are there only 50 states in the U.S.A The US gives territories a chance to vote if they want to be states in the US.

What do you call a group of geese? A giggle

Why did the boy fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms

What do you call a guy with an ax in his chest? An ambulance.

2 wales are at the bar one looks at the other and dose a wale call for 5 long minutes and the other one reply's "dude your drunk we got to go"

-Why was six afraid of seven? -Because seven's a rapist

Why did the young boy hit the other young boy? Because the other young boy was bullying his friend and he thought it was time he should stand up for himself and take control of the situation.

What did the frat guy drink after he lifted? A various assortment of beverages that were chilled at a cool 66 degrees.

Think of the worst thing you know of and add dead babies

If you listen to Justin Beiber all day long, what do you become? Very hungry and thirsty. And you need to go to the restroom.

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Knock. Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Are you mentally handicapped? Bananas are fruit.

We are few Nero, too few, if I want to split my money with you, would it help you find true happiness?

When Chuck Norris is in a puddle, he doesnt get wet....he wears rainboots.

What do you call a boomerang that doesnt come back? A stick.

So two Penn State administrators walk into a butt.

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