- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call 3 mexicans in the back of a car? Carpooling to work to save on gas.

Q: How do you know what will happen when the world willl end? A: by experience

Q. What did the boy do for his birthday? A. Nothing. His birthday occurred on 9-11.

Why do chickens have feathers? Because chickens are birds and birds have feathers.

How did the 8 year old child die? He was raped at the age of 7 and given the STD of AIDS. His clock then started as his family weaped his final days of his life.

A blonde fails an exam because she did not study

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by a car. I lied about him crossing the road.

What is worse than waking up by your alarm clock on the weekend? 9/11

Why did rachels computer break ? Because she was using it in the road and got hit by a bus

Like if you have a vagina. Also like if you have a dong. (Penis)

I spilled spot remover on my dog. Needless to say he received a bath that night.

A black man walks in to a bar and say ouch! A jewish man walks in to a bar and later sews that same bar for he and the black mans injurys.

How do you get the pesky neighborhood kids off your front lawn? Molest them.

what do you call a jew hanging from a tree? dead

Last Christmas I gave you my heart But the very next day Your body rejected it and you went into cardiac arrest, we both died

Q: Why did the little girl fall off the swing? A: Hahahaha! I can't read.

A priest, R Kelly, and Michael Jackson walk into a bar. They proceed to molest small children.

Why did the fall off the building? ... because I pushed her

what is the meaning of life? i dont know, but im fairly sure its not 42

what do you call 3 black men in a line up? their names

Guess what? Chickenbuttt hahahah! lolomfg

Nazi jokes are not funny. ANNE FRANKly they're mean! See What i did there?

Stones cannot fly. Humans cannot fly either. Therefore.. I wish I didn't get AIDS...

Why did the bear fall down? I shot it. Why did the second bear fall down? It tripped over the first one.

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