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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Can we still mine for gold in the American River? No, anyone seen mining for gold is considered a hobo and all the gold is cleared out by random people in the 17 century

Why did the black man cry and scream? It's anybody's guess. He was having a rough day.

Jesus on the cross promised he would return rite? So three days later he returns in ghost form and leaves. So why people still waiting for him? He returned and left already! (Lack of Moral?): The third coming: this summers blockbuster hit!

What do a mole and an eagle have in common? They both can fly except for the mole

Why did the white guy die because he had cancer

Knock Knock Who's there? Eat a d!ck you sh!t fukk! I'm going have to ask you leave now

how do u make a snooker table laugh? TICKLE ITS BALLS HAHA

Two lions are walking down the street. One lion says to the other, "where is everybody?"

Why did Jay-Z rob a bank? Wait, nevermind. Jay-Z didn't rob a bank.

yolo your orange looks orange

Q: What's worse than a black guy with a gun? A: the holocaust

dalas rof rezilitref taerg a si citsalp. Read it from right to left.

Roses are gray Violets are gray I really wish That I wasn't color blind

Boy: what to hear a joke? girl: sure. Boy: woman rights.

why did the black guy buy magnum condoms? because his white friend knew the cashier and thought it would be awkward for himself to buy them.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To suck my dick

What do you call a really bad band? One with a poor guitar player, a bad bass player, sloppy drums, obnoxious vocals, and all of the songs sound the same. Or Nickelback.

Q: What do you call a girl with no arms or legs, is blind, has no parents, has cancer, and is dyslexic? A: Suzie

Why was the potatoe hot Cuz I cooked it

what do you call a chicken thats little? a chicken. I lied about the little part

Yolo is for losers, I have 9 lives...meow

If Jimmy in New York has 2 apples, and Tommy in Denver has 4 apples, what is the mass of the sun? 1.989E30 kg.

Why did the chicken cross the road? he has an iq of 5 like all chickens

Knock Knock. To get to the other side.

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