- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the Magic: The Gathering player a virgin? Because he was underage and it would have been immoral for him to have had sex.

Why did Jimmy not go to school? Because Jimmy, along with his family, were killed in a horrible house fire. Knock Knock? Who's there? Not Jimmy...

Kevin stinks signed Taggart. Is this how you do it!!!

What do Michael Jordan and LeBron James have in common? They both have won NBA championships...except for Lebron.

Why was the blonde fired from her job at the M&M's factory? Her Masters Degree in electrical engineering made her overqualified for the position she had.

What do you call a black man that works in a church A priest

An irish man and a lebanese man jump off a cliff who wins? No one it wasnt a race

HA HA HA HA HAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHYHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA - Bomber

There are fewer coppers on sundays. As well as criminality.

Why can't Molly ride her bike? Because she has no arms or legs. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Molly.

1+2 = 6

what is sadder than lost in a ps4 game ? Your mom's funeral, she died in a horrible accident yesterday

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the Light turned green, indicating that it was a safe and appropriate time to cross

A man walks in to a bar, remembering he was actually going to the hardware store, he heads out and leave.

Sex

What's white and can't climb a tree? A Refrigerator

Knock knock Whos there? Sorry, wrong house,goodbye!

How did Jimmy get hit by the car? He dropped his Ice cream cone.

What's small and doesn't turn girls on? A bottlecap.

What did Kony say to the children right before he took them Come with me you f*** n*

Big feet on a man means he has, Nothing, a man's foot size has no relation to the size of his penis.

What's got 2 thumbs and a massive penis? A body parts collector I know called Harold Fortescue

PATIENT: Doctor, doctor, I can't see my legs DOCTOR: That's because you're blind

Don't you just hate it when somebody is saying something interesting and they don't finish their sentence?

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