How do you take a shit?, by taking it to go.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

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Doctor! doctor! I feel like a bridge! That's the least of your problems you've got cancer by ndc

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How did the frog fly? It drank a magic potion. How did the snake fly? It ate the frog How the the eagle fly? It already can.

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Have you heard the one about the Priest, the Pastor, and the Mail Man? -no, how's that go? Oh you haven't? That's too bad, it's really good.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Sorry, wrong house.

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What's worse then 10 dead babies in 1 tree? 1 dead baby in 10 trees...

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Amanda Knox walks home free.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, others don't

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Why are black people good at basketball? Because they practice.

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Why couldn't the turtle swim? Because he went too close to an oil spill, the petroleum got into his mouth and coated his lungs and he is now dead.

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69...you know how awkward this is now...

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"Hey! Did you get a haircut?" "No, I just started chemo..."

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What's the difference between the Hulk and the Thing? One's green.

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Q: What's red and bad for your teeth A: A brick

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Haiku's are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

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What's the difference between a smashed watermelon and a dead black person? One is a minor slip of the hands and the other is a fatal accident involving a human being.

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What do an elephant and a can of soup have in common? Neither one can ride a bicycle.

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Barack Obama is a good president.

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French man: Bonjour! English man: um, i am not french! french man: oh, My chat is on this beautiful country! Her name is Valentina! English man: What you poo in the open and name them?

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What stops a train? A missile

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Why isnt Gemma a Surfboarder? .. Because She was a Stillborn. Why isn't Kate a Ballerina? Because She's paralysed. Why isnt Tommy an Olympic High Jumper? Because He's a dwarf.

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What did the Chicken say to the Interviewer Interviewer: how do you feel about your eggs chicken: the eggs are actually my periods. Interviewer: how do you feel about your periods ChicKen: you eat my periods everyday. people make cakes, omlettes and all these food out of my period. Imagine the world running on your period. Interviewer: what are your feelings on your periods Chicken: I have a mixture of feelings. i feel really scared because the farmers would kill me if i can have my periods. i feel glorified because the world runs on my eggs and i feel proud. I feel freaked out because the world actualy runs on my periods

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whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a beanch can support a family

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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