- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a man walks into the bar and gets knocked out

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to escape the evil villains in giant mech suits.

Q: Why are black people black? A: Cause they're from Africa.

Roses are dead Violets are dead I'm a terrible gardener.

What do you call an attractive woman in a blender? A very rare occurrence.

Why did Kelsey run out of eggs? Horses don't have much sperm.

Wanna hear a joke? Zeke friends Wanna hear a better jokes? Zeke with his friends

Intercom:ALERT! THERES AND EXTREIMEST IS THE SCHOOL! Little kid: Sir, can I borrow that towel on your head? BOOOOOOM!

Why did the boy bring a ladder to school? He is short and finds it difficult getting from place to place.

What did the pirate say when his parrot died? Nothing. He was upset and didn't really feel like talking.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

Why was the boy embarrassed when he opened his parents' bedroom door? Because he had been trying the door for several minutes until he realized he was pushing instead of pulling.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

What did the farmer say to the other farmer? We are both farmers.

What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? AHHHH WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS!?!?!? MY HAND!!! MY HAND!!! AHHHHHHH!!!!! JUST KILL ME!!! PLEASE WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS?!?! MY OTHER HAND AHHHH!!! HAHAAAAAAAAAaaaa..... AHHHHHHH WHY?!?! MY LEG!!!! MY FOOT NO!!!!! PLEASE!!!!! Ah AH AHHHHH!

Why did the monkey eat the banana? Because it was sexually confused

What do you call a baby that got hit by a train? Thomas

Why is Ray Charles always smiling? He's not, corpses rarely smile

an irishman walks past a bar a.w. j.p.

Q: Why did Jimmy not have balls? A: A terrible, terrible sand paper accident.

Knock Knock Whos there? John John Who Tic Tic BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMM

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

What did the homeless man get for his 34th birthday? 34 years of regret.

Roses are red, violets are blue.. Oh i can't finish joke coz i gotta go poo ! :/

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