What Happens when you kill a dragon? Nothing, there not real.

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Q:what does your face and this site have in common? A:both are poorly constructed

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What's worse that tripping over on your way home from work? Finding your entire family murdered

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Q. What does FIAT stand for? A. Frenzied Italian At Traffic-lights.

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What did one dead baby say to another dead baby? Nothing... they were dead.

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Q: What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? A: "Get in the car."

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Gorillas are black, Roses are red, Were out of milk, GET THE F**K OUT!

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What happened to the homeless guy when a woman gave him five dollars? He shot the woman because he is mentally retarded.

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I will see it when I believe it, as far as your order or whatever goes, I have already taken a look, and its nothing for me, you hide behind idealism yet use cruel methods and inhuman tactics in order to justify your means, you hide behind a shell of fucking "charm" and employ people to harass others. YOU ARE NO FUCKING BETTER THAN THE REST! YOU ARE BENEATH ME! As for that sister fucking bullshit, joke is on you, I do not have a sister! I bet that was one of your fucking "Nero`s" all six billion of your fucking personality disorders. Moral: I am the FUCKING MORAL MAN! And while I do not have a sister to rape, ill get down with yours.

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How many politicians does it take to screw in a light bulb? Ten. One to actually screw it in, and nine to stand around and say, "I can do it better."

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A squirrel walks up to a tree and says: "I forgot to store nuts for winter, now i am dead."

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Roses are red Violets are blue Today is Valentines Day I am depressed

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What did michael jackson say to the boys he touched? Nothing. Hes dead

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I wondered why the piano was getting bigger. Then it hit me... I'm sorry I have visual agnosia

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What do you call a group of white males wearing hoods and setting fires? Cold

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I am going to school I live in Ohio, but I'm at Germany How do I do it? I'm a blonde, nobody knows

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Why did the mexican cross the street? Because the next lawn to mow was in a different neighborhood

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AARgh my name is AWsaing the nawant of the where of amzai Giant rabbit bunny

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How do you scare a blonde? Paint yourself yellow and call yourself big bird.

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A jewish man walks into a bar, has a drink, and goes home to his wife.

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Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? I don't know.

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So, there's a man and a bar. He gets a hacksaw.

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Why was the black guy sad? Because he has a knife through his throat

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Why did the little girl with no arms an legs cry? Because she fell off the swing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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