When did the War of 1812 begin? 1963.

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Why couldn't Jack and Jill climb the hill? Because they were bagels.

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A man on his 21st birthday walks into a bar. He orders a piña colada. The bartender then replies "Sorry we do not sell piña coladas here." In disappointment, the man decides to order a different alcoholic drink and later becomes an alchoic for 20 years until he breaks his obsession and remarries his wife and has 5 kids. He then had a great life and died at age 92. He will be missed by his wife and children.

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DAVID.B YOU O ES 2 BAR YA TRAMP

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how do you win a game try your best

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a giant scorpion.

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y does byonce sing to the left? because black people have no rights

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You're Like A Book I Want To Put You Down

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Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? There was no cross walk.

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why wouldnt you come to the dark side? i spit in the cookies

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Why was the priest circumcised? He had a very painful urinary tract infection

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A black guy, a Mexican, an Arab and a white guy walk into a room and embrace cultural diversity.

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What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A pilot.

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Why was OJ Simpson's knife covered in blood? Because he just murdered his wife.

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What's a boulder's favorite type of music? Boulders don't have ears.

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Jehovah's Witness. Have you heard the word of God?

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SUCK MY 29 AND A HALF FOOT LONG DICK BITCH JUST KIDDING............ IT IS 69 FEET LONG GIGADY

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Why is Wednesday a bad day? Because at some point, Monday will come around again.

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Nothing exceedingly odd happened at a bar

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What happened to the girl that thought she was a mermaid? She drowned, humans can't breathe under water.

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Did you hear the one about the girl who had three nipples? Neither did I.

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A bear comes across some people on a camping trip. But he then promptly leaves, because bears aren't inherently aggressive unless caring for their young or if they are provoked.

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Why was 95 lb jack able to chug so fast? Because he is a diabetic

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Why did Michael Jackson retire from basketball? Michael Jackson never played basketball, but was nonetheless one of the most successful musicians to ever live.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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