Why is it hard to see a black man in the night? Because its dark out, and he's BLACK.

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Parents are very similar to trees. They fall over when hit repeatedly with an ax.

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Whats the difference between Justin Bieber and Elton John? They're both gay.

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What's worse than finding an apple in your worm? Lebron traveled

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Yo mama's so fat that when she went to go get an x-ray, they had to use the one they have at the zoo.

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Is this the Krusty Crab? Yes.

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As he stood in her front yard with a boombox in the pouring rain, she leaned her head out the window with a smile and he was electrocuted.

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What's blue and invisible ? Nothing.... Its impossible to be iinvisible and a color

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A man with two broken legs walks into a bar.

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Yo mama's so fat that after her enima, she looked skinny and rather nice

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the waterhorse is a beautiful creature. It often frolics through fields of wheat.

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your mum is so fat her patronas is a cake...

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What's the difference between Colonel Sanders and a barrel of olives? Colonel Sanders isn't in a barrel.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate you, Go die in a hole.

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Why did the puerto rican cross the road? To get back to his country, but then he realized there wasn't a road then fell in the ocean and drowned.

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Why couldn't the mentally retarded kid hear? It was too dark.

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What is a mexican's favorite sport? Soccer, it is the national sport of mexico

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A man with his masters degree, has a great job, and gets good money. Has a wife and kids. He is very successful.

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What do you call a person who hammers a nail into his forehead? A dumbass.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Where is the bathroom, I need to go poo.

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Why are asians bad drivers? Driving schools in asia are severely less developed and therefore produce less experienced and skillful drivers. They also have asian eyes (:

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You wanna know something that doesn't exist? Grandma's.........that haven't given BLOW JOBS!

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Knock knock. Who's there? Quetzalcoatl. Quetzalcoatl who? Quetzalcóatl, Mayan name Kukulcán, (from Nahuatl quetzalli, “tail feather of the quetzal bird [Pharomachrus mocinno],” and coatl, “snake”), the Feathered Serpent, one of the major deities of the ancient Mexican pantheon. Oh... hi.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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