What worse than being shot? Waking up and finding a penis in your mouth.

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What is yellow, and cannot swim? A School Bus.

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What did one Black college student say to another? What is your major?

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Why was the black family eating at K.F.C? The food there is really good and they had a discount on the family bucket.

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Real Joke: The US Air Force operates Seymour Johnson Air Force Base. It is named for a seaman. Go look it up.

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How do you cure cancer? do i look like NASA?

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Why shouldn't you tell a joke during an earthquake. Cause it is not the time nor the place to tell a joke

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Ashton Kutcher meets a fine cougar at a bar and the cougar fatally wounded his throat.

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Why did Jimmy pass out Cause he drank a full tallboy

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Mother: "George what happenend to your pet rock?" George:"I dont know." Mother:"Here! I found your pet rock. It was in the same place it was before!"

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Q.If your have $6.00 and I have a hair cut, how many donkeys are in the paddock? A. Aliens with a hat????????????

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what has 52 teeth and holds back a monster? my zipper

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FIONN'S ECONOMICS GRADE

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A man named Jake walks into a bar. The bartender says hi jake... The End

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a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

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Ask me if I'm a watermelon. Are you a watermelon? No...

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Why did the man stop playing his computer game? The SWAT busted down his door and quickly pinned him down and arrested him for the murder of 7 families, he was charged for life in prison.

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Why was 7 afraid of 6? It saw what 6 and 9 do when they're together.

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a. get me a drink b. a would but but i got no arms

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"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. And that's when I found out my Uncle Ted was a cross-dresser.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from KFC.

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Do Re Mi Fa So La Ti Only musicians will understand.

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People with Alzheimers will not remember this joke

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Yo momma's so fat that when she asked the doctor, he said she could have such bad cardiovascular problems if yo mamma keep the typical sedentary habits, wich consist in a diet with a lots of fat and sugar, the lack of physical exercise and genetical characterists which make a person get fatter more easily.

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Anti Joke

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