A man walks into a bar. He is knocked unconscious, and passers-by rush to his aid.

Your mother is so fat that I would call her quite fat indeed.

Billy: Hey Timmy, you're so fat your high school picture was an aerial photograph Timmy: Oh yeah? Well you're so fat when you tried to take that photograph the helicopter pilot told you to get out because you're too fat

What did Timmy want for Christmas? Parents.

What did the raped girl say to the doctor? Nothing she was dead on arrival.

what's worse than than finding a worm up your ass? Death

What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? You don't have to cook an onion to eat it.

Kid hands Lebron a dollar, asks for change Lebron hands him back 4 quarters.

what do you get when you combine sodium and hydroxide? sodium-hydroxide

Two penguins sitting in a bath tub. One says, "Pass the soap." The other says, "What do you think I am, a clock!?!?"

My friend just phoned me from the Boston marathon. He was being taken to the hospital due to being injured by the explosions and had to have his leg amputated.

Q: What's worse than a worm in you're apple... A: The fact that you have all-timers and can't remember...

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

What did the boy in the striped pajamas get for Christmas? A shower.

Roses are blue Violets are red What happened to the gay man? He listened to Justin Beiber And then was straight

What's going to happen you? Your going to die just like everyone else in the world. Don't laugh, it's not funny

Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a classified space mission for N.A.S.A.

How did little Tommy die? i pushed him into the deep end of the pool

A frog goes to a lake. he meets a photographer , the frog ask him ( can you take a picture of me? he says: sure ...say cheese.... then the frog said :....yogurt

whats worse than failing your maths test?

Why did the chicken cross the road? The grass is always greener on the other side.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at rhyming...... TITS

What happened to the old lady with a hat? She fell down

Vagina (Note: If you are gay just move on by.)

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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