- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a bunch of black people in a pool cocoa puffs

When does the Narwhal bacon? The Narwhal bacons at mid-night.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Your face Godammit!!!

james hedge is gay did you know if you look at him you turn gay

What did the little boy get for christmas? Nothing. He's jewish

A fat guy!

What's the worse thing O.J. Simpson has gotten away with? Running a red light

What do you call it when an old person cuts off their fingers? Dementia

Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

What is the difference between a Mexican and a bike? they both get hit by cars in shady neighborhoods, like Copiague, New York

What did the cop say to his belly? "Hey in there!"

What did one elephant say to the other elephant? Nothing. Elephants don't talk.

Why did the dog lick his balls? Because he can.

So, why won't the blonde date the Asian guy? Because she's afraid of commitment.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Why is the world going to end on 9 December 2014? I don't know why, but IT IS

What's both fun and a scam? -The holocaust

What would happen if hitler and winston Churchill was in a bar? The police will be called to take them away as there just laying there dead

I Never apologize, I'm sorry, that's just me

The Dalai Lama orders a slice of pizza for $2 and gives the cashier a $5 bill. He then realizes he hasn't been given any change, so he asks for his change. The cashier quickly apologizes and hands the Dalai Lama three dollar bills.

Why did the black man commit suicide? Because the white man murdered him.

A horse walks into a bar You have been reading so many anti jokes that you can actually anticipate the anti-joke punchline to this joke, because it is one of maybe 3 or 4.

what this: b a dead one of these: p

Teachers be like "Hold on class, I am almost done with my lesson!" Students: " Aint nobody got time 4 dat!"

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