Whats tha difference between blacktop and an airplane wing??? Well, alot. I bet you knew that.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm drunk, I want Taco Bell.

What did the lesbian say to the hot dog? "nice to MEAT you" get it the hot dog is made of meat!

Don't make jokes about the Holocaust. My grandfather died in the Holocaust. He fell off a watchtower.

Sixty... eight

what kind of mexicans are NOT in the U.S. -legal

What's more fun than nailing a baby to a wall? Pulling it off.

God is real.

A dog was dying on the side of the road. I drove 50 meters ahead and saw it again. I was on shrooms.

roses are red violets are blue hey fu i'm making stew out of my own poo

An English couple walk int a Portuguese bar. They never see their daughter again.

My black friend love grape soda and koolaid, with his fried chicken, and i dont think its racist cuz i also enjoy the same things at times

What's better than winning a gold medal at the paralympics? Winning two gold medals.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

what did the grandma do after she was pushing up daisies? washed her hands because gardening is a dirty activity

Violets are blue and/or violet Roses are red so's my blood, see?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was getting chased by nazis.

Dumbledore dies.

What do you call an black man on the moon. An astronaut you racist bastard

Why shouldn't you tell a joke during an earthquake. Cause it is not the time nor the place to tell a joke

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

What did the grape say to the bannana? Nothing.

I was going to tell a gay joke. But that would offensive

Q: what did the man with no eyes get for Chrismas? A: Reading glasses

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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