- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you find the richest person in Mexico? You get the census of income per citizen and see who is at the top.

Why was the black family eating at K.F.C? The food there is really good and they had a discount on the family bucket.

whats worse than 1 bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

what has 52 teeth and holds back a monster? my zipper

Knock knock. Who's there? The mailman. The mailman who? Anthrax.

Why is Texas so hot? The sun

Your mama's so fat, that she died of diabetes

Why did the father leave work early on his son's birthday? He was rushed to the hospital after facing a severe heart attack due to a history of cardiovascular disease in his family.

Q. What is Black, White, and Red all over?? A. A girl just having sex and her Cherry broke all over your dick..

Q. bob had 93 chocolate bars and ate 74 what does he have now? A. diabetes

What does it take to play in the WNBA? Nothing....

PS3 has the exerrent technorogy and finersse to make excerrent gaming such as... ...ITS RIDGE RACER! RIIIIIIIIIDGE RACEEEEEEEEEEEER!

Roses are red Violets are red I have Ebola

What's orange, brown, and blue? An orange, brown, and blue object.

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one does, too.

Q: What kind of time is it when you fall from a ladder and are moments from landing straight on a operational circle saw? Moral: ITS TIME TO SPLIT!

Why did the boy hate his mom? She was a fucking bitch.

Why did the boy fall out of the tree? This is no time to make insensative jokes you dick, Billy's on a hospital bed.

What is long, hard, cries a lot, and can't fall down a man-hole? A baby with a javelin through its neck.

So this guy is waiting for a heart transplant. He dies.

What's the difference between a good anti joke, and a bad anti joke? There literally is no good anti joke.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "My wife is dying of terminal brain cancer."

The chickens have become self-aware!

What did Rachel (the columbine girl) get for her birthday?? Nothing she's dead.

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