- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you know when your sister's on her period? Your dad's dick tastes like blood

Alien vs. Predator = Evil Staplers vs. Evil Jamaicans

You are right, the past still has its claws deep within me thank you friend.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit his mother at the hospital who is dying of cancer.

What did hitler say to the jews? Die.

What did the man say ti the other man? Hi

A panhandler came up to me today and said he hadn't had a bite in weeks, so I gave him some change.

A man walks into a bar. His crippling alcoholism is tearing his family apart.

Why did the mexican cross the street? Because the next lawn to mow was in a different neighborhood

What do you do if you run over a black man? Call an ambulance... he's probably about to die.

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Obama stumbles upon a KKK meeting. All the klansmen shake his hand and respect him because he is the President.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He realized he was in the ghetto

Q: What do you call a man with a spade in his head? A: An ambulance.

Why did Mike Tyson say he would eat his children? Thats mean! friendly r*pist neighbourhood Moral Man: Why not just vi0late them REALLY REALLY FUCKlNG HARD! Its a Win/Win/Win/Sore ass situation.

why did the students in 7/8 red try to commit suicide? they had miss harding as a teacher!

Why shouldnt you take the virginity of a 14 year old? Their pre-frontal lobe is not developed enough to sufficiently judge the affect of this action on their life.

what do you call Tim Tebow on a bike with a clown hat on? Tim, Mr. Tebow whatever you want

Why did the 15 year old commit suicide? Because his parents and 3 sisters died in a car accident and he went to live with his uncle, who constantly raped him.

jack and jill went up the hill to fetch some water , jill ended up bending over and jack ended up touching a blue waffle

A Penguin walk into a bar and asks "Have you seen my brother?" And the bartender replies "What does he look like?"

Whats funny about a guy with no legs? I bought him a wheelchair.

A thief walks into a bank. He has an account there and withdraws 200 bucks.

Why did the man get in a car accident? Because he was blind.

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