Q-What's funnier than 24? A-Most black jokes

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So a seal walks into a club.

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Why do mexicans like burritos? Because they taste good.

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What did the man do when the woman broke up with him? He changed his facebook status to single.

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A woman walks in a confessional booth and proceeds to tell the priest about how she killed and ate her baby in a fit of hysteria because she is having issues dealing with her fresh divorce. The priest does not call 911.

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What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy? Thousands of years of different evolutionary tracks resulting from different climates and available food sources.

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Chuck Norris was in a staring contest with the sun. He's blind now.

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Did you see Stevie Wonder's new house? no. He didn't either.

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a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse replies "my wife died yesterday." the next day the bartender wakes up and realises that it didn't happen and that he is a drunk asshole with no life.

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Q: How do you make Helen Keller cry? A: Casually remind her that she is both blind and deaf.

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April showers bring... tornadoes that kill families

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What will ur wife say when she finds you in bed with a hore-s.

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When making an Anti-Joke, you click the button that says: 'I have read and agree to the terms of service' What are you called? A Liar.

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Why did the boy lose his change? He had no Pants Why did the boy have no pants? The Holocaust

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why was the black guy smelly? because his white friend threw him in a dumpster

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What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone...

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What do you call a griraffe and a duck who's favorite colors are both purple? A coincidence in which two unrelated species have the same preference in colorant hues.

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What do you call a bear in the rain? A wet bear.

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? You provide him with a ladder of varying length depending on his height in the tree and hold the ladder to ensure that it is stable and safe while he is climbing down. If he his very high in the tree then it may be helpful to call the fire department for assistance in getting him down.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms. Why doesnt she have arms? they got bit off by a shark. Knock knock. Who's there? Not the girl.

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What do you call a black man? Rob

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An obese man walked into McDonalds and ordered 6 Big Macs. He proceeded to walk to a booth in the back corner and eat them all. Turns out he was white.

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What has 2 legs and smells like fish A fish with 2 legs

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have you seen Stevie wonders car? No Neither has he

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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