- Anti Joke

What do you tell your friend who has been cheating on his wife? You're a terrible human being, and she deserves better!

What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a woman? Intercourse.

Q: Why are black people black? A: Cause they're from Africa.

What do you call a guy with no arms and legs buried 6 feet under the ground? Doug What do you call a guy with no arms and legs buried 3 feet under the ground? Douglas

What fires shots? A gun

Why did the man soil himself at his daughters wedding? Because he has an enlarged prostate and has trouble sitting down for long periods of time.

Why couldn't tom concentrate on his homework? Because he was a loaf of bread.

A man walks into the doctor's office and says "Doc, I've been having the strangest dreams First I'm a tee pee, Then I'm a wigwam, a tee pee, a wigwam, a tee pee, a wigwam! What could be wrong with me?" The doctor looks at the man and says, "You have aids."

What's worse than someone who isn't racist? A racist.

what can't see and has four eyes? a blind kid born with four eyes

I spilled spot remover on my dog, now hes gone.

what's funny about war? nothing!

Q: Who was the best Jewish cook? A: Hitler.

What did jimmy say when his brother had been mean to him all day and he was about to get a straw and his brother took the last one? That was the last straw!

How many hipsters does it take to change a light bulb? ...You mean, you don't know?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What would you do if I ripped your face off? Bleed to death.

Q: My hands are queefing vaginas A: Milk isn't wearing underwears

Why doesn't Helen Keller know how to drive? because she's a woman.

Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? She was blind.

Q: What was Steve Jobs' last words before he died? A: I Think i might die.

What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

What's worse than terminal cancer? Two terminal cancer?

Q. What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car. A. Get in the car.