- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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PS3 has the exerrent technorogy and finersse to make excerrent gaming such as... ...ITS RIDGE RACER! RIIIIIIIIIDGE RACEEEEEEEEEEEER!

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

What is green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? An elephant I lied!

What do you call a seedless pumpkin? A pumpkin.

How many dead guys does it take to build a shed? None. The contractor did it for 40 dollars an hour using maple wood.

What can't catch or throw? A Quadriplegic

"My, what big teeth you have!" exclaimed Little Red Riding Hood. "Because I'm a wolf," explained the wolf. "And I dress in women's clothing because it makes me happier."

Why is Texas so hot? The sun

Q:what's worse than eating outdated raviolis? A:terminal cancer.

When did the laughter finally die? When you started this joke.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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What's black an white and red all over? Two dead babies, one African American and one Caucasian split in half by a chainsaw.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? eating the worm causing it to breed inside of your body later causing them to eat you internally

Why was the black kid at school? Because he wanted to receive an education.

A narwhall walks into a store and asks the cashier where he keeps the soap products. The cashier does not speak english.

How do you identify a Chinese tank? They smash their own people.

what do you call Tim Tebow on a bike with a clown hat on? Tim, Mr. Tebow whatever you want

What did the man say to the cat? Nothing. He doesn't have a cat.

What's the difference between an ant and a dinosaur? They are both birds, apart from the ant and the dinosaur

Who has lots of friends, but smells like urinate feceas? Smelly McD, I lied about the friends.

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

Excuse me waiter! What the hell is this fly doing on my soup? I believe it's swimming on it, sir.

What did Joe do after the party? He went home.

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