- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Where is the bathroom, I need to go poo.

How do you save the world in 2012? You aren't. 2012 isn't going to happen!

Small Penis.

Your mom is so stupid that she was unable to make it into the college of her choice.

Do you know what a rhino really is? It is a really fat and oversized unicorn

I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one . Though , I do have cancer .

Twinkle twinke little star How I wonder what you are? Star: (Noun) A fixed luminous point in the night sky that is a large, remote incandescent body like the sun.

What do you get when you put two landsharks together? Three landsharks.

Like this if you want people to stop asking to have their jokes liked.

Why doesn't McDonald's sell hot dogs? They don't want to advertise for McWeenies.

A black man, an asian man, and a gay man walk into a bar. What do they do? They mourn the loss of their dead friend.

Heyy everyone text this number 320-510-3277 Kay ask him why he poops the bed at age 17 .. His name is mike geier.. Haha

I got stopped for speeding the other day. The policeman said I had to pay a £50 fine. I was gutted. However, later that night I had amazing sex with my wife, which helped me to take my mind off things a bit.

Who is the fattest mexican on the earth? Not Osama because he's dead...and he wasn't mexican..

Whats more fun than swinging a baby around on a clothesline at 200 miles per hour ? Stopping it with a shovel

why wouldnt you come to the dark side? i spit in the cookies

Why did Hitler Kill his self Answer- He got a gas bill By Lewis

What's worse than this That :(

TWO PADDIES PASS A PUB

What do you call a boy that was once a boy, but no longer is a boy? A Man

What's big, old, and brown? A tree.

what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

Knock Knock? Who's There? The Gestapo.

Why did the student have a staring contest with his teacher? Well, the teacher was actually unaware of the competition.

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