yes i can connor, this is brett.

A black man confronts a small white man on the sidewalk and asks for money. The white man responded "no".

why did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

Knock, Knock Whos there? Banana Banana Who? Banana i didn't say your moms dead.

Why couldn't the boy turn around in the hallway? Becasue he had a javelin through his head

What do you call a girl with an iq of 13 Dead

Q: why are anti-jokes tasteless? A: because they have no flavoure

Wenn Sie dies zu übersetzen, dann ist dein ein Esel

Your mom.

How do you knock up a Catholic girl? Put your penis into her vagina without wearing a condom.

Why did the boy eat the chips? Because he was hungry

Yo mama is so dumb that she failed the SATs

A man and his wife go out to dinner, after dinner they return home safely and the man kisses his wife good night. He then leaves his house, and goes to a bar with another women. He is a polygamast and it is socially acceptable in his town.

What did the child get from there parent on Christmas? Nothing. He's an orphan.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm not good at poems, nice tits.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the user is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

-The proceeding statement is true. -The preceeding statement is false.

what do you get when you combine a vampire,werewolf,and whiny girlfriend ....... the worst show in the history of the earth

whos a sick fuck? jake morris

THe Election

What do you call an asian that is black? Please tell me, I was asking a question.

Roses are red Violets are blue Your grandpa's dead So are you.

A princess kisses a frog to transform it into a prince.. She is soon arrested for committing bestiality

these guys im about to shoot owen,john,henry,shawn

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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