- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a black man and a couch? One is a human being and one is a piece of furniture.

A chicken crossed the road. It was run over before reaching the other side. by fast asleep

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She's a woman

Why did the chicken cross the road? His family was being held hostage on the other side.

Look down at your keyboard. Notice that U and I are together? <3 Also notice that J and K are together too!:P

A male paltypus usually possesses two poisonous goads under his forelegs. Which makes him potentially more dangerous than a dragon.

what happened to the batsman with bad footwork? he got out what did the batsman do when he got out? he left the ground due to the nature of the ruling

Why would Maria not have sex with Liam? Because she is Danish and doesn't shave and therefore is self-conscious

roses are red , violets are blue i love bernard he loves me too if you take him from my place i'll smash my fist in your face.

Why is my phone bill so low this month? Because you have no friends.

What did the Apple Tree say to the Oak Tree? Nothing.

Q: if it takes a week to walk a fortnight how many pounds of oranges can you fit in a grapegruit. A: None, because there is no bones in ice cream

Who row's? •Liam Findlay

Why did the boy stop singing? Because his lungs collapsed.

Why can't kids do drugs in school? Because it's against the rules.

What's worse than losing your phone? 9/11

you are looking on the internet someone falls over and i were shoes and chips prevent world war 2

Excuse me waiter! What the hell is this fly doing on my soup? I believe it's swimming on it, sir.

boobs!

What did the farmer say when he found his tractor? "There's my tractor."

Who has lots of friends, but smells like urinate feceas? Smelly McD, I lied about the friends.

What did Joe do after the party? He went home.

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

whats purple and attacks like a bear? a purple bear

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