- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I don't trust stairs. They're always up to something.

Why did the little girl with no arms an legs cry? Because she fell off the swing.

Two men walk into a bar. The first one says, "I'll have some H2O!" The second man says "I'll have some H2O too!" Both men get water, because the bartender knows better than to give someone dihydrogen dioxide.

Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

what does the muslim guy say in a very busy metro station? jaallalalalalalalalla BAM

What's Green and has four wheels? A green car

'I had a surprise test today.' 'What happened?' 'I was really surprised.'

How old are you? 7

So, there's a man and a bar. He gets a hacksaw.

A jewish man walks into a bar, has a drink, and goes home to his wife.

How do you make a Muslim mad? You burn the Quran.

whats long, black, and smells like shit? a big turd

I've been reading these for the past hour and you guys are just out right terrible! -Sarah

What have you got there? Hitler's gas bill... Oh.. don't show him that, he'll be furious Whys that? He can't read.

Roses are blu Violets are red Im colored blind

why can't hellen keller eat a pizza? because she is dead.

I like my women like i like my coffee... with big titis

Your mom is so old that her organs are starting to slowly fail and she must be put on life support or she'll die.

Why was the boy holding his breath? A man was holding his head under water.

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

What did the cow say to the butcher? At least I'm not a Jew.

Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Sorry, what? your door is kind of thick.

Why did the man visit 4chan? He heard about it from a coworker and was curious about what it was.

Why did the man open up a umbrella? Because it was raining..

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