Q: What did the dog say the cat? A: nothing, because dogs cannot speak, and even if they could, I highly doubt they would speak cat.

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Why was Cinderella so bad at ball? Isn't that sexist, making assumptions about Cinderella's sports capability when you have never seen her play sports before (because she is a fictional character) and then asking why this is true when you have no proof that it is in fact true? But I would guess the correct answer is (if she is bad at ball in the first place) that she never played ball before. Think about it. Why did you have to ask this question at all? Isn't it obvious?

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? -Because he was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? -He was stapled to the first one Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? -He thought it was a game Why did the refrigerator fall out of the tree? -He had no arms Why did the girl fall off her bike? -She was hit by 3 monkeys and a refrigerator

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knock knock WHO'S THERE?! ARE YOU A SEX CRIMINAL?! NO ONE WANTS TO DO THAT TO YOU MUM!

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Why did the black man drop his weed Because he got shot

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Why does tundes food suck? Because he is from Africa and the cuisine is different

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Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I'm colorblind, I hate my life

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What's worse than an earthquake? Two earthquakes. What's worse than two earthquakes? Three earthquakes. What's worse than three earthquakes? The world exploding.

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a black guy, a white guy, and an asian guy walked into a bar. It was an interracial bar, and served men and women of all nationalities.

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How many blondes does it take to screw a lightbulb? There's too little information to come up with a reasonable answer.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding worms in your stool.

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Do you want to hear a joke?!?!?!?!?!?! A happy orphan

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What do you call a fly without wings? A walk.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a baby in your closet.

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a girl had just gotten dumped by her boyfriend over a text message. she got very sad and became suicidal

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Who is that? That is my daughter, She likes climbing trees.

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Q: What's worse than getting a divorce? A: I don't know, i'm still married.

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a man walks into a bar. it was a metal bar. his balls hurt.

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How do you make a lumberjack cry? By murdering his family.

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Why can't Vampires go out in the sunlight? Because they don't exist.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She has no arms.

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whats better than a girl getting hit by a car? a girl getting hit by a car with my dick in her

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What did the black kid get on his report card? Math: C- English: D+ Social Studies: C+ Gym:A+ Science: D- N.P.P.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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