Why did the dog chase the cat. Cause he was fking hungry

How do you kill somebody? A: I don't know, I'm not a murderer.

What's the difference between a black man and a couch? One is a human being and one is a piece of furniture.

Did u think that last joke was funny? Well this one isnt

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Nothing his parents died in a tragic car accident the night before

Why wasn't the unplugged computer on?

Why can't february march Because april may

what did the first fire hi-grin say to the second fire hi-grin nothing they can talk it what just really awkward.

Q: Human being? A: False. Jew.

what did the man say to the other man when he saw a dinosaur look.

How do you stop R Kelly from peeing on little girls? Kill all little girls.

Why was the Irishman ejected from the bar? For breaching client-attorney privilege, and the correct term is disbarred.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a larger worm in your apple.

Hickory Dickory Dock My dog died today.

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I am colorblind because Iam a dog.

A man walks into a vagina

What happened to the vegetarian when he tried outdoor survival He died due to lack of energy because of his refusal to eat meat and or any living substance

How could Jamie not come out and play? His mum had cancer

What do you call a bear in the rain? A wet bear.

Keith figured gasoline burns, doesn't it? He was wrong.

You know what's funny? A well told joke

Why couldn't the mentally retarded kid hear? It was too dark.

How many nipples are on a raccoon ? I don't raccoono

What did the bicycle say to the fat kid? Nothing, bikes cant talk.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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