whats hairy and crys your mom

How do you make a little boy cry? Slap the cookie out of his hand.

Q: Why was the mexican mowing the lawn? A: Because the grass was too tall

Did you know Helen Keller had a swing set in her backyard? Neither did she.

Your mama's so fat.... Her cerial bowl came with a lifeguard

What do you call a woman in a kitchen ? There rightful place.

Why couldn't the mentally retarded kid hear? It was too dark.

what did the monitor say to the boy? Im a Monitor

What do you call a Mexican kicking a ball? A soccer player

Betty White's wrinkly ass skin.

What does china and an 80 year old body builder have in common? They're both asian. I forgot to mention that the body builder is japanese.

What are three things an average teenager cannot live without? Oxygen, Food, and Water. Duh.

What do you call black people in a pool? African american swimmers

why is 6 afraid of 7 because 7 is slenderman and he is chasing 6

Why can't Chuck Norris die? He can, he's just a normal human being.

What happens when you mix breed a cat and a human?? .. you get arrested and get raped by your fellow prisoners DONT do it!

Knock Knock. Who's there? Irune. Irune who? Irune my life with all this red sand.

What's green and red? A frog in a blender

what does the doctor do when he tells you you have aids? he laughs and says "hahahahahhaha sucks for you, i dont!"

How did the black guy, get a nice car, house, and attire? He went to college, and got a job.

Why did the bald man lose his hair no not cancer obviously AIDS.

Who hangs out with a girl all day every day while he's dating her for 4 months and still doesn't get his wiener touched. Adam claypool

whats an aids victims last wish not to have aids

Do you know what's funnier than 24? 25

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