- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is my phone bill so low this month? Because you have no friends.

What did the Apple Tree say to the Oak Tree? Nothing.

Why was Billy unhappy? He was molested by a black guy.

A dog walks into a forest and sees a whale. The dog asks "aren't you supposed to be in the ocean?" The whale replies, "yes."

What happened to the man who went to a strip bar? What happens to all of us. He died.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Today I'll wear a hat on my head Instead of a shoe.

What do you get when a person and a cat try to have a child of some sort? Nothing because there chromosomes don't match, and there for physically impossible.

A life-sized cardboard cut out of Justin Bieber was in a contest with a cut out of Liam Neeson. It was stiff competition.

In class a teacher said "Stand up if you think you'r stupid" A kid stands and the teacher ask why? The kid said: "Oh I thought it'd be a bit fair since your standing up.

What's greenish blue, smelly, and mushy? The fungus under my sink.

If I was in a room with hitler Osama bin laden and Justin bieber and a gun with 2 bullets. I would shoot Justin bieber twice

What's the difference between a black man and a couch? One is a human being and one is a piece of furniture.

Why did the dog chase the cat. Cause he was fking hungry

Why can't february march Because april may

Why wasn't the unplugged computer on?

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Nothing his parents died in a tragic car accident the night before

Q: Human being? A: False. Jew.

Did u think that last joke was funny? Well this one isnt

what did the first fire hi-grin say to the second fire hi-grin nothing they can talk it what just really awkward.

what did the man say to the other man when he saw a dinosaur look.

Why was the Irishman ejected from the bar? For breaching client-attorney privilege, and the correct term is disbarred.

How do you kill somebody? A: I don't know, I'm not a murderer.

man walks into a bar and the bartender says, "you sir are gay!" The gay man says, "I take offense to that!" The bartender then replies "how may I help you."

What's worse than the Holocaust? Voldemort

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