- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Justin Beiber cut his hair It had grown to long

Q: What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? A: Where's my tractor?

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. Though if the ladder is rickety and she needs someone to steady it for her, two.

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What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table has legs.

What did the robot say to the child? Nothing, the robot malfunctioned and strangled the child.

Guy: I have a gun get in my van Girl: SHOTGUN!

P1: why did the chicken cross the road? P2: to get to the other side. P1: Knock! Knock! P2: whos there? P1: THE CHICKEN!

What's worse than losing your job? 9/11

what class did Jimmy get an A in? None, he is dyslexic

What is the best part about being in bed with twenty eight year olds? There are twenty of them

Until further notice Penn State's take your child to work day has been canceled.

Mom: Are you going to jump of a cliff just cause your friends are? Kid: You got married to dad cause you were the last lonely whore left of all your friends. And you wanna talk to me about peer pressure. Mom: Go jump.

Think of a number 1-10 Now add 39 Divide that by 20 Subtract two Now close your eyes.. Dark isn't it?

Whats brown and drives people around? A cab driver of south asian decent. Finding a job that alligns with their qualifications and experience is not always possible, so they take up menial jobs to survive and provide for their family.

Roses are red Violets are blue this doesn't rhyme i like trains.

A black person dies.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 was having illicit sexual relationships with 9, of which 6 knew about, but was afraid to inform his wife, 8, who 7 stepped over to get to 9.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Refrigerator

What did the chicken say to the butcher? Moo.

Boy: Knock Knock! Girl: Who's there? Boy: It's me, John. Girl: Oh, come in!

So there's this moose right? And he walks into the store and asks where the potatoes are. And the cashier lady says aisle 5. So the moose walks to aisle 5 and there were no potatoes.

What's worse than rain on your wedding day? You scheduling your wedding to be held on an aircraft carrier on december 7th 1941.

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