- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

How many candles did Johnny blow out on his birthday cake? The same number of candles which corresponds to his age.

Why is Ian's name Ian? Because he was adopted

There once was a mam from Peru He dreamed he was eating a shoe It wasn't... It was a goat

Knock, Knock Who's there? Dave. Dave, who? Dave, your neighbor, I ran out of eggs making a quiche, could I borrow a few?

What's been hit millions of times? A woman married to an abusive husband.

Ask me if I'm well Are you well? No

Why can't black people get sunburned? Natural selection allowed ancient Africans to develop a darker skin shade that would counter strong UV rays.

An anteatter walks into a bar, the bar tender says "hey renee zellweger"

Why does a man have a closet full of fruits? Because he has a mental illness and there is nothing to laugh about.

Your mother is so fat, she is dying due to obesity and it would be utterly disgusting to make fun of anyone in that situation.

One man asked another man what his favorite sport was. The man replied: " My favorite sport is golf." "Golf requires no physical strength, therefore I do not count it as a sport." Said the man who asked the question.

Did you hear about that man who ate 17 cheeseburgers?! I didn't.

Why does ISIS want guns? Because they wanted to kill. Duh.

Fat? Jesse Z

You go on Nero, he got all red, not sure if he is mad or ashamed or both, but we can all tell that man is jealous. Employee.

James got up from the couch, forgetting what he got up for he asked his girlfriend, Mary: "What did I get up for again?" Mary replied "To get your medicine for your amnesia."

How many teachers would it take to find their way out of a maze? Depends on their area of speciality. If the teacher(s) are mathematicians or logicians, probably one or two at most. If they are home economics teachers, possibly more.

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A man with ADD walks into a bar. He then.......Damn Nature, you scary!

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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A black and a white walk into a bar, d.r. King would be proud.

If there are four gay men that come into a bar and need to sit down when all you have is one stool; what do you do? Get three more stools.

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