- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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It's not gay until eyes meet or tips touch.

What is black and blue and red all over? A woman that just learned a valuable lesson.

Q: What did the cat say to the dog? A: I hate you, alot

If Jimmy in New York has 2 apples, and Tommy in Denver has 4 apples, what is the mass of the sun? 1.989E30 kg.

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? Just in case he gets a hole in one! -LEts Go Mets P.S the comment below is also very stupid

A guy finds a genie bottle. He rubs it. A genie appears and grant him 3 wishes. He wishes for a splendid woman, a lot of money, and a house.

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Why did Helen Kellers dog run away? It didn't. She did not own a dog.

What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

Why was the black man carrying the television away from the store? He bought it

#If you go down in the woods today, your sure of a big surprise #If you go down in the woods today, you better go in disguise. # I don't know why, I started typing this out and realized I couldn't actually come up with a suitable concluding line.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

why do you throw the baby up the tree??. to get me ball back.

So, you got to take medications daily or die? Are you in pain my dear?

What do you call a dick with blonde hair? Joffrey Baratheon.

One muffin says to the other muffin "it sure is hot in here." the other muffin replies "you know, technically, we're not muffins because we're not done cooking yet."

Person A: I think your father might be a thief, I'm not sure though. Person B: How come? person A: I cannot find my virginity. Person B: I apologize my dad taught me well.

Obama Getting Re-Elected.

Neutron walks into a bar and orders a drink. It never receives it because it can't talk and is far too small to see.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Nobody..

Laughter is the best medicine. No, Heroin is.

why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

What do you call someone who sits on anti joke every day? Luke Skywalker

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