- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you kill a turtle? You can't, it has a shell for a reason.

Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

What's big and black? An ant i lied about in being big

What is the biggest killer in America? Death.

How do you kill a black person? Make them skydive 10,000 feet in the air without a parachute

What did the asian boy's parents say when he came home with a report full of b-pluses? "You did well, but try harder next time."

why didn't the chicken cross the road... because it got hit by a truck

Person 1: Ask me if i'm a tree Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No

John: Knock knock Jack: Who's there? John: Whale Jack: I don't know a Whale, go away. John violently rips off Jack's cock in becaus he's sick of his shit.

Why did the Mexican cross the border? He was hoping to achieve greater economic prosperity and well-being for his family. penis.

Roofs are Red...I have a Cunt!!!

Q: which is easier to unload a truck of dead babies or a truck of alove babies? A: dead babies cause u can use a pitchfork

Why was Yabba annoyed? Because the idiots who do the audio description voiceover for Timmy Time on BBC iPlayer frequently refer to her as a male even though she is clearly a female duck.

What did the African get for dinner? Ebola Rice

Want to hear a joke? Obama

Three men walked into a bar. The last one ducked.

Why did the boy fall out of the tree? This is no time to make insensative jokes you dick, Billy's on a hospital bed.

Warning: Legit Joke Below What is the difference between an elevator and a Mexican? Only one can raise a child.

No it doesnt..

There are two kinds of people: Those who have a life, and those who read anti-jokes

Why is Tommy dead? Because he died.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "My wife is dying of terminal brain cancer."

Knock Knock who's there? Steve Steve who? Steve. I already told you my name.

What did Rachel (the columbine girl) get for her birthday?? Nothing she's dead.

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