- Anti Joke

Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

Wanna hear the most repeated joke on anti jokes? Why did [insert name here] fall off the swing? Because he/she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not [insert name here].

roses are red, no one gives a shit, get back in the kitchen and bring me my chicken dips!

What's black, white, and red all over? A: Me after domestic abuse.

When the going gets tough... Commit suicide.

How did the boy escape the burning building? He didn't. He burned and when to hell like everyone else.

Knock-Knock Come in! ...

What's worse than bad words? People who say them

Q: How do you make a baby cry? A: Throw a brick at it.

Yo mamma's so fat she attracts other matter with a force proportional to the product of their masses divided by the square of the distance.

hey! Wanna hear a bird joke? No. Well this is Hawkward....

What does china and an 80 year old body builder have in common? They're both asian. I forgot to mention that the body builder is japanese.

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If chuck Norris is so awesome how come he's not at my house slamming my face into the keybodhdtegdudgegdtdjaowpqhwvsmx vxbdnsksksh

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? A. Who knows? It's dark!

The song Barbra Streisand has more than 2 words.

What happens if a guy is gay? You call him Verl.

What is the Modern Day slave trade? The nba

What do a turtle and a bowling ball have in common? Nothing

Wanna hear the most repeated joke on anti jokes? Why did [insert name here] fall off the swing? Because he/she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not [insert name here].

roses are red, no one gives a shit, get back in the kitchen and bring me my chicken dips!

What's black, white, and red all over? A: Me after domestic abuse.

When the going gets tough... Commit suicide.

How did the boy escape the burning building? He didn't. He burned and when to hell like everyone else.

Knock-Knock Come in! ...

What's worse than bad words? People who say them

Q: How do you make a baby cry? A: Throw a brick at it.

Yo mamma's so fat she attracts other matter with a force proportional to the product of their masses divided by the square of the distance.

hey! Wanna hear a bird joke? No. Well this is Hawkward....

What does china and an 80 year old body builder have in common? They're both asian. I forgot to mention that the body builder is japanese.

If chuck Norris is so awesome how come he's not at my house slamming my face into the keybodhdtegdudgegdtdjaowpqhwvsmx vxbdnsksksh

Whats worse than spilling the milk? Getting raped by the easter bunny.

Q. What do you get when you cross a man, a bear and a pig? A. ManBearPig

What did Helen Keller name her pet dog? dfhiwueghweigw

AIDS is not a lifestyle it's a choice - and you chose wrong.

So a crippled guy rolls into a bar..

how do you drowned a blonde? put ankle weights on her and throw her in a river.

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