- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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SUCK MY 29 AND A HALF FOOT LONG DICK BITCH JUST KIDDING............ IT IS 69 FEET LONG GIGADY

Whose your daddy? Not me

I used to say "I used to be an adventurer like you but then I took an arrow to the knee" like you but then I took an arrow in the knee.

Haha, I get it..

I've always hated people saying "last one there is a rotten egg" because don't you want to be a rotten egg so you don't get eaten?

Q. Why can’t a Skeleton Lift Weights? A. He’s all bone & no muscle.

Chuck Norris got hit by a train. It was a very bloody and sad incident and he will be missed.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, So what is the colour violet for?

Whats fluffy, multicolored, and dances like a disco santaclaus? i don't know.

Why doesnt Santa deliver presents to black children Because santa doesnt exist

Why is Finnish taxi driver smiling while driving? He's happy.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer left the gate open, letting all his livestock escape, and crushing his prospects of trying to keep his family fed.

A deaf man sits down puts on his headphones presses play on his ipod starts to nod his head and realises what he has just done

If a tree falls in the forrest and a women hears it does it make a sound? Why is there a tree in the kitchen.

what long green and bumpy? a pickle

What do you call a black person pimping out his bitches? a dog breeder.

Did you hear about the guy who got his whole left side cut off? Now he is dead..

Why can't John hear what Muhammad says? John is deaf.

What did one ginger say to the other We have red hair

why did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

What do you call a white man without a face? Dead. What do you call a black man without a head? Negger.

"knock, knock" "who is there?" Gestapo

What is the biggest lie that's still close to the truth? You came out of your momma's asshole.

bunnies are fluffy just like yo mama

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