jack and jill went up a hill so jack could lick jills candy but jack got a shock and a mouth full of C O C K cause jill's real name was randy... ... and joe diragi liked it

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

How many cupcakes are there in the world joe How many? I don't know I was asking you.

Yo mama so ugly everybody died. The End.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

What did the Rabbit say to the horse? They are both completly differebt species and cannot communicate. Therefore, the rabbit said nothing.

A Christian and an Atheist are in a bar, the Christian turns to the Atheist and says "If you don't believe in god you will go to hell." The Atheist replies "Your Mom doesn't believe in god." And then turns around to order another drink.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Biting into an orange and finding Helen Kellar

roses are red, violets are blue. Some poems don't make sense, Salad.

LOVING BIRD DIEING BIRD DO NOT FLY AWAY

cops:knock- knock person: who's there? cops: the cops person: the cops who cops: we found the body #Casey Anthony

I am hot he is not can you beleive it I got shot

How do you kill somebody? A: I don't know, I'm not a murderer.

What do you call a black man helping an old woman cross the road? A concerned citizen.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Emily Scarpello...Fat Couch

why did the girl ask for food? because she was hungry and hadnt eaten in days.

What's black and white and red all over? The Nazi Flag in WW II

What do you call a small chinese person? They prefer the term little person to the term midget.

What do you say to the child with bruises on his arms? Stop hitting yourself.

How do you save stop your soulmate from dying of cancer? Shoot them on the head.

A man walks into a bar. What does he say? A: Ow.

What did Jesse's friend say to Jesse? Hello Jesse

Yo mumma so poor that she dosent have any money

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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