Roofs are Red...I have a Cunt!!!

Person 1: Ask me if i'm a tree Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No

Three men walked into a bar. The last one ducked.

Knock Knock who's there? Steve Steve who? Steve. I already told you my name.

Why was Yabba annoyed? Because the idiots who do the audio description voiceover for Timmy Time on BBC iPlayer frequently refer to her as a male even though she is clearly a female duck.

No it doesnt..

What do you call a black man, an asian man, and a white man walking down the street? 3 men walking down the street.

Warning: Legit Joke Below What is the difference between an elevator and a Mexican? Only one can raise a child.

John: Knock knock Jack: Who's there? John: Whale Jack: I don't know a Whale, go away. John violently rips off Jack's cock in becaus he's sick of his shit.

What did Rachel (the columbine girl) get for her birthday?? Nothing she's dead.

How do you kill a black person? Make them skydive 10,000 feet in the air without a parachute

Go away nothing to see here,. I said go away

Want to hear a joke? Obama

Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

Why did the boy fall out of the tree? This is no time to make insensative jokes you dick, Billy's on a hospital bed.

What is the biggest killer in America? Death.

What do you call a black man helping an old woman cross the road? A concerned citizen.

cops:knock- knock person: who's there? cops: the cops person: the cops who cops: we found the body #Casey Anthony

Q: Whats white and fluffy? A: White fluff

"Knock Knock" "Just ring the bloody bell for once!"

How do you get a black guy down from your tree? You can't, because there aint any.

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

I am hot he is not can you beleive it I got shot

LOVING BIRD DIEING BIRD DO NOT FLY AWAY

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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