- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo momma is so old that she will be moved to a nursing home next week.

How do you get a clown off a swing? You kill him with an axe

jack and jill climbed up the hill but they were bagels

Did you hear why the peanut got arrested by walking next to another peanut? One got a-salt-ed

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Holy guacamole Pineapples

hey hey apple

A man walked into a bar owch

What do a grape and an Elephant have in common? For sensitivity to people who suffer from color blindness, this joke has been cancelled.

Roses are red, Grass is greener, When I think about you, I play with my weiner

What's small, pale blue and sits at the bottom of the pool? "An over ripe blueberry."

Knock Knock "Who's there?" "This is Frank from Walside Windows just wondering if you wou..." (Door Slams Shut) "Damn those people are annoying"..

Maybe You'll Find Someone Else To Help You... Maybe Black Mesa... That Was A Joke...Haha...Fat Chance...

what do you call 2 walking Arabs with long beards? pedestrians.

Why didn't 6 like 7? Because 7 was a huge racist.

What's the difference between a jew and a bottle of ketchup? People actually like ketchup.

Whats green? The color green.

What is the difference between a Ferrari and 1,000 babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

why did the boy get hit by a bus because he dropped his ice cream

A man goes into a bar. He leaves drunk and beats his wife to death and burns the house and kids.

Why was the boy sad? Because his mother and father had just disowned him.

What do you call a black man riding a bike? A hard worker, he saved up his money for weeks trying to buy a bicycle.

Why couldn't the little boy see? His eyes were closed.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue If you think this is gonna rhyme, You're dead wrong.

Q: what did the emo girl use to check her email? A: A computer.

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