- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is there no Asprin in the rainforest? Because it's financially viable to sell pharmesuticals in the vast, unpopulated rainforest.

What did the old man get for Christmas? He forgot because he has alzheimer's

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What do u call a man who sells hot dogs on the street? A Mexican

What did the policeman say to the man robbing the bar? Stealing is wrong. Then the police read the man his Miranda laws.

Your mom is so old, I am surprised she can still own a house and function on her own.

What does a Somalian want for Christmas? Nothing hes Sunni Muslim and does not celebrate Christmas

What was 6 affraid of 7? because 7 was black.

What did the old man say to the young man? Nothing, the old man was dead.

Shape like a book, have papers like a book, have a cover like a book, and could be read like a book. But it's not a book, what is it? A dictionary

roses are black violets are black I'm blind i need a dog.

Why did Suzie's friend put rubbish in her mouth? Because Suzie is a rubbish bin.

You know how they say cats have nine lives? They don't.

Don't you just hate it when somebody is saying something interesting and they don't finish their sentence?

What did one penguin-necrophiliac say to another penguin-necrophiliac? Nothing. Penguins cant talk.

What's worse than burning your tongue drinking hot chocolate? Being shanked by a homeless man.

What did the toy cowboy say to the man? Nothing, toys can't talk.

knock knock... who's there? uninterrupted cow uninterrupted cow who?? exactly....

What do you call a banana? A banana.

Your mother is so large she finds it difficult to fit into regular sized clothing

So a guy with no legs and no arms is on his death bed. He asks to sky dive one time before he dies.

What did the Rabbi get for Christmas? Nothing because as you know Rabbi's are members of the Jewish community and therefore don't celebrate Christmas.

Why are AntiJokes so funny? Because your brain analyses them and makes you laugh.

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