Roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, others don't

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Identical jokes get different amounts of votes

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so a horse walks into a bar and the bartender syas why the long face and the horse says naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah.

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A muslim in Iraq was sniped in the head by US forces. He was a terrorist, who killed 18 innocent people.

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Your mother is so ugly, her genes were passed down through two generations, and now your children are of a similar caliber of ugliness. I'm so sorry.

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Doctor doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains!" "Never-mind that, you've got AIDS.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had bullied 6 and his old pal 21 back in his younger days.

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What do you call a black guy doing community service? Someone who wanted to give back. Stop being racist.

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Why did your girlfriend dump you? because someone brainwashed this guy into believing this nonsense.

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Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no? sense Microwave

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Josh Groban, John Mayer, Ben Folds and Nick Cave are at an underground club that specialises in lithuanian folk music and siberian vodka. end of story

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What's worse than being a midget Being a midget with no legs

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I killed your family, and now i'm coming after you.

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Three guys went hunting on a rainy day. The first guy slipped.

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why did the man fall off his bike? someone threw an oven at him

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How many pancakes does it take to lift up a dog house? Silly goose, alligators can't fly!

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When's the best time to kill a black man? Never. Committing murder is a felony and constitutes as highly immoral.

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Fact: 100% of people who drink alcohol will die.

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What do you call a black man helping an old woman cross the road? A concerned citizen.

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Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the bird.

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A Palestinian woman walks into a library. She is promptly stoned to death.

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Q: Whats worse than spilling milk? A: Cancer Q: Whats worse than cancer? A: Rebecca Black

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why did your mum die young because she had canser

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Yo momma so stupid, she failed the 2nd grade math

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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