- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you multiply two by three? Six.

Q.If I have four apples and billy has 4 oranges, how many pancakes will fit on the roof. A. 3 because aliens like purple hats.

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "You already had me chained to the bed. You didn't have to break both of my legs, Kathy Bates."

Knock knock. Who's there? Chet. Chet who? I probably shouldn't be giving you my name, just get in the fucking van...

What did Yoda say to Darth Vader? The only time the two had talked Darth Vader was still Anakin therefor, he said nothing.

An atom walks into a bar. Did it grow legs?

What's the difference between a black guy and an asian. They come from different race groups.

What's worse than stepping in tar? Getting your face ripped off by a man sized Tarantula

Why do white people drive big trucks? 'Cause they can afford it.

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A baby seal walks into a bar... The bartender looks at it and says: too young.

How do u kill somebody You throw a fridge at him

why did the man slip on the knife? he wanted to commit suicide

What is the difference between a trampoline and a baby? You take your boots of before jumping on the trampoline!!!!!!!!!

Why did the boy fall over? Because he broke his leg. Why did the second boy fall over? Because he was having a seizure.

Can apples get viruses? No, they are a fruit, and fruit cannot get viruses.

what's the difference between a duck?

Q: Playstation 4 or Xbox One? A: Both of them are specialized desktop computers used to play video games. It makes no sense to argue or attempt to make any distinction, as they are the exact same thing.

What's worse than having two girlfriends at once. Seven. Seven girlfriends. All across America.

What did one dinosaur say to the other? Nothing and if you think dinosaurs talk you might need to be diagnosed for having Schizophrenia. Invega is a subtle treatment.

Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up on its own? The kickstand was broken and the child whom of which owned the bicycle no longer had the need for training wheels.

what did the dog say to the muppet? WOOF

what did one elephant say to the other one? nothing silly elepehants dont talk

batman has diarrhea

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