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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats big, grey, and cant climb trees? A carpark

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How do you drown a blonde? Put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of the pool then don't let her come up for air.

What do you call a cow that's not cooked? A cow

Why isnt there any mexicans on star trek? Because even in the future they dont work.

Whats the difference of a pile of dead babys and a lambrogini? One of them is not inside of my garage.

Why did the black man steal the mountain bike? He didn't. He purchased and payed for the mountain bike.

Why did the communist fail his history class? Because he didn't study hard enough.

Whats funnier than a dead baby? a dead baby in a clown costume!!!

"Knock Knock" "Come in"

I thought we where okay, you seemed so nice and calm before, are you okay? What happened?

Why did the Pakistani man cry when the Nigerian man was killed in a terrorist attack? They were lovers.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't cross it. He was pushed.

What Do You Call a Hawk in Virginia? A Hawk What Do you Call a Hawk that lives in Virginia? Virginan Hawk

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Since when is it any of your business? Cant we live in a world where chickens can cross the road freely without having there motives questioned?

Q: What do you get when you cross a cactus and a platypus? A: I was wondering the same thing.

I've got some good news an some bad news. The good new is that you just won 10 million dollars! The bad news is I'm just kidding.

Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he needed to go to work to help pay for his dying daughter's cancer treatment

Why did the black man go to prison? He committed a crime that had a penalty of several years in the state penitentiary.

How do you cure a person that claims cannot say no to anything? Treatment: locks door NOW SAY NO TO ME! BUAHAHAHAHA! Patient: NO I CANT!!! You care cured! opens door NEXT!

I honestly have no idea what is upsetting you, why would I lie about my name? Please don't leave, you do remember me don't you? Can I call you over?

What's in the sky? Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No, it's a helicopter.

Chuck Norris can speak Japanese. Believe it or not he is actually multilingual, he speaks Spanish and French as well.

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