- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are blue I lost my dog to typhoid it was an unfortunate case of bed luck

Why did the mailman die? Because everybody dies.

Q: What is the first thing you do if you wake up and meet the entire justice league(!!!) Which tells you that you are the "chosen one" and that only you can save the world once your true powers awaken? A: Increase your schizo medication.

I walk into Tesco and wrestle an obese women for a packet of ''Mini's Biscuits''. This quarrel was over nothing but a trolley filled with them. I gradually became infuriated. Meanwhile, an employee commited suicide.

Why did the blonde do at the WTC on 9/11? Die.

What did the black guy do when he heard sirens? He Ran

Who ever invented the "Knock- Knock jokes" should get a "No-bell prize"

How do we know that Adam was white? We don't. The Bible doesn't specify the race or etnicity of either Adam or Eve.

Scenario: Two guys are out hunting. Two guys are walking and a one falls down. The other calls 911 and the guy still standing asks what to do. The person at the hospital told him to make sure his friend was dead, then heard a gunshot. The guy who called said "Now what do I do?"

Two lions are walking down the street. One lion says to the other, "where is everybody?"

Q: A Mexican and a Jew are at a race. Who get hit first? A: None of them because they're from a different religion.

scraggle is in you pillow case

What's worse than stepping in tar? Getting your face ripped off by a man sized Tarantula

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread

wanna hear a joke womens rights

What did the black boy wear for Halloween? A costume.

BOYS ARE DUMB AND THEY SMELL FUNNY AND IM ANGRY

whos on the right track? lady gaga

What did the wall say to the floor? Nothing.

so a black,Hispanic,chines,white and Asian man walk into a bar and they sat down had a couple drinks and had a good conversation and left as happy as could be

What is rectangular, white and has two wheels? A limo getting its wheels replaced.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because the p is silent!

whats fat, green and hairy? Nothing I would pleasure myself to.

What looks like a horse, but smells and has feathers? A dead horse with a pidgeon in its ass.

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