A giant foot comes over the town and a man says "theres something big afoot" hahahahahahaha

Why couldn't the baby play with the blocks? It died during birth.

youre in a room with justin bieber and a gun with 5 bullets..........

whats worse then getting a bad present on your birthday? dying.

Why did the duck cross the road? Because there was a gunman on the same side of the path and it would most likely be safer to avoid making eye contact

Why are asians bad drivers? Driving schools in asia are severely less developed and therefore produce less experienced and skillful drivers. They also have asian eyes (:

When life gives you lemons, you go to a therapist and seek help because your dementia has progressed to the point that you are seeing and feeling illusions.

A black, white, Asian, and Mexican are walking down the street. This is showing a good diverse community.

People shouldnt make fun of holocaust jokes..my grandpa died cause of it! he fell off the gaurd tower

I like my coffee like I like my slaves... Free

A guy wanted to write a joke. He didn't.

What do you get when you write your own anti-joke? Herpes.

A black man, a white man and a Jewish man all live in the same apartment block. Which is most likely to be at work? None of them, it's Sunday. [L]

whats the strongest muscle the man who can't talk has. definatly not his mouth

A duck walks into a grocery store. He looks at the shopkeeper, who then grabs a broom and shoos him back outdoors.

Knock Knock? Whos there? Ching Ching Who? No...Ching Smith you racist!

How did the little boy die? A speeding moving truck took a sharp turn, the locks on the doors broke open and a huge office desk flew out and crushed the boy.

What did the black man do when he saw a bike sitting on the sidewalk? He took it into the shop paid for it and rode off feeling good about how hes helping the environment.

Guess what my dog can do? Bark.

Why do all black people have AIDS? Because they deserve it.

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Two. One to change the bulb, one to suck my dick!

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

what did the prostitute say to the black man after they had sexual intercourse? I have aids

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Gary.

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