hey hey apple

why did the boy get hit by a bus because he dropped his ice cream

Knock Knock "Who's there?" "This is Frank from Walside Windows just wondering if you wou..." (Door Slams Shut) "Damn those people are annoying"..

what do you call 2 walking Arabs with long beards? pedestrians.

What's the difference between a jew and a bottle of ketchup? People actually like ketchup.

Whats green? The color green.

What's small, pale blue and sits at the bottom of the pool? "An over ripe blueberry."

Maybe You'll Find Someone Else To Help You... Maybe Black Mesa... That Was A Joke...Haha...Fat Chance...

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" Not Sally because she has no arms ~Sally jokes

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. ----- Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What do you call a black man helping an old woman cross the road? A concerned citizen.

How many pancakes does it take to lift up a dog house? Silly goose, alligators can't fly!

Yo momma so stupid, she failed the 2nd grade math

Josh Groban, John Mayer, Ben Folds and Nick Cave are at an underground club that specialises in lithuanian folk music and siberian vodka. end of story

Three guys went hunting on a rainy day. The first guy slipped.

why did the man fall off his bike? someone threw an oven at him

Why did the chicken cross the road I don't know

Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the bird.

Fact: 100% of people who drink alcohol will die.

why did your mum die young because she had canser

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I killed your family, and now i'm coming after you.

Q: Whats worse than spilling milk? A: Cancer Q: Whats worse than cancer? A: Rebecca Black

What's worse than being a midget Being a midget with no legs

A Palestinian woman walks into a library. She is promptly stoned to death.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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