- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the man fall off his unicycle? because he was dead

Whats worse than not having fun at a party? Getting so drunk at a party that you shat in your pants Whats worse than shatting in your pants at a party drunk? Shatting in you pants twice because you were so drunk again.

What did the transvestite hooker say when he/she saw a robot fighting a dinosaur? That's strange.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Get in the van

Why was Ethan talking to the potato? Because he is stupid.

Why are Asian people bad drivers? Coincidental cases of blurred vision.

sir ya look like ron weasly hhahahahaha LEL

A baby seal walks into a club.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was clumsy.

What's black, smoking, and sitting at the top of the stairs? Steven Hawking after a house fire.

What was the last song those aboard the Titanic sang? "Staying alive"

What do you call a truck full of dead babies? Not enough.

When u send someone fudge, u must send a note along with it! Roses are red Violets are blue Fudge is brown Here's some fudge

a guy walks in to a bar in iraq. 10 people died because of it

Knock Knock Who's There? Im Black Im Black Who Open The Door Now Pancakes Granted

Why dose my mom have a penis? She is a man

"Whats that boy? Timmy fell down the well??" Bout time

Knock Knock Whos there? Jason Oh, ok come in.

Knock Knock Who's there? The Police. Come out with your hands up!

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

Your mother is so fat that she is considered morbidly obese. In fact, she should seriously consider a weight loss diet to reduce her risk of heart disease and diabetes.

Why did the house burn down? Obama

Why was the man bad at football? - he is chad henne

Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

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