- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo. The prior sentence is a grammatically correct sentence in American English.

A vulture gets on a transatlantic flight with a dead animal in each claw. The flight attendant stops him, and says "I'm sorry, sir, only one piece of carrion per passenger allowed"

cchina is communist the USA isnt WHY?

What starts with p and ends in orn? Popcorn

Why was the ginger crying? Because they used him as the fire hydrant.

What do you get when you reverse Zelda's Lullaby ? Skyward Sword's theme.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? eating the worm causing it to breed inside of your body later causing them to eat you internally

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died.

A horse walks into a bar and orders a drink. What does he order? Nothing. The horse was incapable of speaking English then shat on the floor, kicked over a chair and then left.

Q. I look in a mirror. What do I see? A.My reflection

What's the different between a blond and a brunette? Blondes taste better when cut into small pieces and fried in a skillet.

What do a software designer, a civil engineer, an airline pilot, and a long-distance swimmer's support team have in common? All of them use angles and trigonometric ratios to help solve problems.

Yo momma's so fat, that she got baptised in Sea World.

Two men walk into a bedroom. Did I mention they were gay?

What do a grape and an elephant have in common? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

There are two kinds of people: Those who have a life, and those who read anti-jokes

Why did the Mexican cross the border? He was hoping to achieve greater economic prosperity and well-being for his family. penis.

Knock Knock who's there? Steve Steve who? Steve. I already told you my name.

Three men walked into a bar. The last one ducked.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "My wife is dying of terminal brain cancer."

Warning: Legit Joke Below What is the difference between an elevator and a Mexican? Only one can raise a child.

What did Rachel (the columbine girl) get for her birthday?? Nothing she's dead.

Why was Yabba annoyed? Because the idiots who do the audio description voiceover for Timmy Time on BBC iPlayer frequently refer to her as a male even though she is clearly a female duck.

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