- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Everyone believes in something. If you believe "you'll have another drink," you may be an alcoholic.

why did the cow cross the road because he wanted to go to the mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooove

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I got a baseball bat can i talk to you ?

What did Hitler say to the Jewish boy? Nothing, Hitler died many years ago...

RACIST JOKE Why did the racist cross the road? He wanted to get to the other side.

Truth is Jordan Abu aita has a hairy @ss

Many people protest. they go home after a few hours

He was as tall as a 6 foot 3 tree.

How many vikings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Probably just one, though I'd imagine it hard to teach someone from the 9th century C.E. how to, let alone explain electricity.

How did the little boy fall over? He was tripped up by his alcoholic father.

What's red & is bad for your face? A brick.

A horse walks into the bar and says "why the long face?" The bartender replies "hey! I was supposed to say that!"

What happens after you go to school? (you tell me, i'm only in 6th grade)

Q:How many Elephants can you fit in a Audi quatro? A:It just sits on a leaf and waits for the autumn... Moral: Just sits on a three and waits for it to turn into four.

whats worse than drinking bad milk? tea bagging a bear trap

What do black people eat? Food.

Q) Why are there no aspirin in the jungle? A) Because it would not be financially viable to attempt to sell pharmaceuticals in the largely unpopulated rainforest

why is kool-aid so sweet? Because it contains sugar

A construction worker walks into a bar. Lucky he was wearing his hard hat.

What is the difference between a calendar and you? A calendar has dates!!

knock knock who's there Bob oh hi, come in

Q: What did the Jew get for Christmas? A: Nothing you dumbass, Jews don't celebrate Christmas.

Why was 2 afraid of three Because it bigger

How did the cat get outside? It fell out the window

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