- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many licks does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? As many as it takes.

A man looks at a glass and says that it is half full. Another man looks at the glass and says that it is half empty. A feminist looked at the glass and said it was being raped

Why did Billy start a fire? Because he was cold.

A guy wearing a top hat walks into a bar. He says, "Ow."

how many weasels does it take to change a lightbulb 0 weasels are animals and therefore are not capable of changing lightbulbs

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'who the f*ck let a horse in here, get it out now'.

Daniel is a fag

I like my coffee like I like my slaves... Free

What's worse than a spray tan? - A spray tan of hydrochloric acid.

whats hard long and you put it in your mouth everyday a toothbrush

An Englishman, a Scotsman and a Welshman are all in the Great Britain Olympic squad,

How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? Let's go play on our bikes.

What did the fish say when he ran into a cement wall? ....Nothing fish don't run What did the fish say when he swam into a cement wall? ...Damn

yo momma so fat... she went on a calorie controlled diet and lost 3 stone, she's a really nice lady too.

What time is it when you run out of ice cream? Time to get more ice cream.

Why did the old man cry? Because he had just witnessed his wife die.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have to go to the bathroom.

What do call a black politician? Not Barack Obama, unless it's Barack Obama

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Why was the redneck so racist? Because he had a severe dislike for the black community.

What's worse than walking into a door by accident? Finding out that your mother molestors children.

Hitler walks in to pizza pizza, the manager asks how many? L

Where's my tractor?

Q: Why was the little girl upset? A: Because she drank a window cleanser, causing her vital organs to shut down, ending in a slow, painful, death.

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