A Bull walks into a bar. it killed three people by the fact it was a Bull

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. The first one turns to the second, and says nothing, because muffins can't talk. They then both die because the temperature in the oven was 370 degrees.

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him to leave.

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Two cows were in a feild, one said "moo" and the other said "i was going to say that!"

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Guy 1: When your Justin Beiber af. Guy 2: What Guy 1: Do you mean

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, We've just had sex, Now you have aids too....

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Me John Kasich! Me win Ohio primary!

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An Asian walks into a bar and says, "1???????????"

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What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, walls are inanimate things therefore it cannot talk.

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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Face...the other white meat!

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I remember in the 80's it felt like Bill Cosby was being shoved down my throat. He was always on TV with his show and those Jello commercials.

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Oh wait! i don't care!

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Q: what sport has a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench? A:the NBA

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What can a Giraffe have, that no other animal on Earth can? A baby Giraffe.

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He who laughs last...is not a laughing owl because they're extinct.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He has no legs.

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where was Billy during the bomb? Every where

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What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends on what its name is.

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hey hey apple

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A man goes into a bar. He leaves drunk and beats his wife to death and burns the house and kids.

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What did robin say to batman before they got I the car........ Get in the car.

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Why didn't 6 like 7? Because 7 was a huge racist.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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