- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did the terrorist do when he walked into the football stadium? A: Set off a bomb, killing him and others there

The biggest lie ever. "I do" -Kim Kardashian

If you work at Penn State you might want to skip the annual "bring your kid to work day"

A fish didn't walk into a bar, because fish cannot walk.

Guess what? What? Your dog is dead.

A man is a joke for making a joke on antijoke

Why couldn't the baby play with the blocks? It died during birth.

A giant foot comes over the town and a man says "theres something big afoot" hahahahahahaha

what did the doctor say to the wery fat man? you have diabetes

Why did the duck eat the fish? It needed protein.

Q. Why did the child's mother tell him to clean his room? A. Because his room was messy.

How many pieces of gum are in 5 gum? 5. i meen 7

Why did the schizophrenic chicken cross the road? He had to go to the clinic, the poor dear.

Why didnt Timmy Go to school? He Died.

Whats the answer to life? im not sure

Q: Why was the child sad? A: because a doctor was taking bullet fragments out of his chest.

I worship you Nero, and I wont even begin to explain myself why.

what do eagles and moles have in common? they both live underground except for the eagle!

hey jimmy! hey bob -.- jimmy, pls pls explain how to do this.. ): see your mom? yea... do it like we did her (OOOHHHH!)

whats worse then getting a bad present on your birthday? dying.

Why couldn't the kid eat his vegetables? His parents stabbed him...

Conversation: Hey dawg? Whats that? Hey, remember curiosity killed the cat! You threatening me on my life and calling me a pussy? Im calling the cops. ...Because like Larsons some of my ideas suck, but since I am an asshole I also add them to fill some space.

The saying "When Pigs Fly" Can easily be canceled. Just tie a rocket and wings to it and let it go.

why do black people like lotion? because everybody else does.

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