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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What' worse than random Holocaust jokes? The Holocaust

A horse walks into a bar. The owner promptly calls a local farmer to let him know that his horse has escaped again.

A Christian and an Atheist are in a bar, the Christian turns to the Atheist and says "If you don't believe in god you will go to hell." The Atheist replies "Your Mom doesn't believe in god." And then turns around to order another drink.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, In Soviet Russia, Poem writes you.

A horse walks into a bar and sits down on a stool. He orders a beer. He drinks his beer and leaves. Life continues on as it was.

What does a chocolate bar and a dolphin have in common? Nothing

Wanna hear a joke? What? Life.

What did the murderer do after killing the family? he went to jail.

A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was a nurse said, "No change. He's likely to die, too."

What's worse than having two girlfriends at once. Seven. Seven girlfriends. All across America.

want to hear a yo mama joke sure Your dad

Q. what is black ans white and red all over A. a shot to death zebra

Women's rights

Q: What happens if you pee on a rock and scraches it on a tree? A: The tree gets wet

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black Im blind

Q:what's worse than eating outdated raviolis? A:terminal cancer.

What’s big, grey, has wrinkly skin, and a trunk? An elephant. Oh, you’ve heard this one.

Q: What's small, round, and looks like a marble? A: A marble.

whats the difference between a Jew and a piece of pizza? pizza doesn't scream when its in the oven.

a. get me a drink b. a would but but i got no arms

whats worse than 1 bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

what do you call five mexicans pushing a truck up a hill? Five mexicans stuck in the middle of nowhere looking for an auto mechanic.

Yo Mama is like a gas station:pump and pay.

A: How can you tell a tree is an aspen? B: 'Cause of the way it is.

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