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A baby seal walks into a club.

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Whats worse than driving a Ford Taurus? Driving two Ford Taurus'

What do you do when you see a hot girl in your bed

yomamas so fat it made Ben kanobi say thats no moon thats yo mama!

what did the black guy ge for christmas? a speeding ticket

Great ideas: Go to your facebook account and type in: Man, I am gonna suicide right now, bye! Moral: Now if you do it as well, nah, dont do it, seriously... Just type it!

Why isnt there any mexicans on star trek? Because even in the future they dont work.

What did the Mexican man say to the black man? Hello, how are you today?

This made my day: The Japanese verb "to drink" is "nomimasu". [L]

Two polar bears, oddly enough, are sitting in a bathtub. One of them asks "Could you pass the soap?" The other obliges and gives him the soap.

Why did the girl drop her cookie? She had no arms.

The dinosaurs aren't really extinct. Just kidding.

What do you get when you cross a rabbit and a pair of scissors? Nothing. That's not possible with current technology.

North Korea is red. Amerika is blue. But they both split blood. All over you

Whats the difference of a pile of dead babys and a lambrogini? One of them is not inside of my garage.

What do you call a cow that's not cooked? A cow

Why did the black man steal the mountain bike? He didn't. He purchased and payed for the mountain bike.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reality TV.

what is this joke about? - i don't know i am still writing the j

Friends are like trampolines, I always wanted a trampoline

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