- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the car crash? The driver was female.

Your mums so tall, she's above the average height of women for her age.

two men are standing on a roof. Man #1: do you want me to push you off a roof? Man #2: No.

roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

There was a kid and one day he didnt do his homework...he failed.

Why was Timmy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

What's long and hard, and has cum in it? A cucumber

Roses are grey Violets are grey Colorblindness isn't funny And neither are you

What happens when you mix breed a cat and a human?? .. you get arrested and get raped by your fellow prisoners DONT do it!

What's wore then finding a worm in your apple? Being the only person to survive a plane crash over Alaska, then having to eat your family in order to stay alive waiting for help to come.

Why cant Sally brush her hair? Because she has leukaemia.

Penis, eggs, mushrooms and tigers

Why was 9/11 funny? It wasnt; amny people died.

A man walks into a bar, buys a pint of beer, talks to his friends for while and leaves.

What did one jew say to the other jew? Want some pizza?

what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

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Don't make jokes about the Holocaust. My grandfather died in the Holocaust. He fell off a watchtower.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? No one, because a hollowed out pineapple carcass would not be able to last longer than a month in that high concentration of sodium.

Knock Knock. Who's there? ...(No answer)

How do you kill somebody? A: I don't know, I'm not a murderer.

What did the underprivileged girl get for Christmas? Nothing because Santa Claus is a media generated holiday icon and the real St. Nicolas has been deceased for almost 700 years.

Have you ever heard of a goose?

what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

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