What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being black

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What do a mole and an eagle have in common? They both live underground apart from the eagle.

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What's 8 foot tall and can't breathe? Ryan Eisenhour

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Two girls are in a car together. The one in the drivers seat is texting while driving. The girl in the passengers seat notices this and tells her the she should put it away in case of a risk of a collision. She apologizes and puts it away and the two of them drive to the store unharmed and continued their normal day.

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A man gets a new job working for his boss. The boss gives him more and more work and less pay. The man finely gets fed up, beats his boss in a fight, quits his job, and starts his own business. Historians later speculated that the man's life would serve as a perfect national allegory for the USA.

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Your mom is so fat, that last night after reading and edition of Cosmo, she skipped dinner and cried herself to sleep due to her inability to live up to such an unrealistic feminine stereotype.

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How can you ruin someone's day? Tell them their mother has cancer. No really, I found out my mom has cancer a week ago.

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Guy 1: What the shit is that car? Guy 2: Its not a car. It's an alfa romeo

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What did the boyfriend give his girlfriend for Valentine's Day? AIDS

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Guy 1: When your Justin Beiber af. Guy 2: What Guy 1: Do you mean

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was in the oven because the farmer was cooking it for dinner.

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How many squirrels does it take to screw out a light bulb? None because squirrels lack the strength and mind set to screw out a light bulb.

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How many people can you fit in an oven? Six million, according to Hitler.

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Q:Where did sally go when the bomb went off? A: Everywhere.

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An Asian walks into a bar and says, "1???????????"

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i see trees are green, Roses are red, Violets are blue and i think to myself What a Wonderful World

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Q: Whats 5+5 A:10

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what did hitler say when the allies invaded germany i did NAZI that coming

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A priest, a Muslim and a Rabbi sit next to each other on a plane they say nothing to each other during the flight and reach their destinations safely.

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Jesse gives his mom the stick for breakfast

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. The first one turns to the second, and says nothing, because muffins can't talk. They then both die because the temperature in the oven was 370 degrees.

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him to leave.

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What do black people and asians have in common? arms

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Patient: Doctor, do I have cancer? Doctor: Yes. Patient: Will I live? Doctor: No. Patient: So what do I do? Doctor: SUCK IT UP!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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