- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What’s big, grey, has wrinkly skin, and a trunk? An elephant. Oh, you’ve heard this one.

What did the murderer do after killing the family? he went to jail.

whats worse than 1 bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

What does a chocolate bar and a dolphin have in common? Nothing

A: How can you tell a tree is an aspen? B: 'Cause of the way it is.

how do women get from the kitchen to the bedroom? they walk there.

Ask me if I'm a tree. "Are you a tree?" Of course not.

How many cupcakes are there in the world joe How many? I don't know I was asking you.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

What does a Somalian want for Christmas? Nothing hes Sunni Muslim and does not celebrate Christmas

jack and jill went up a hill so jack could lick jills candy but jack got a shock and a mouth full of C O C K cause jill's real name was randy... ... and joe diragi liked it

what's the difference between Michael Jackson and Acne? Acne is a skin problem caused by chemical imbalance usually found in teenagers. Michael Jackson was a singer and dancer who should've been able to escape tasteless jokes upon his death.

How do you keep an idiot in suspense?

What did the women get after valentines day? An abortion.

Roses are red, violets are blue. You're dog is dead. And so is your family.

A lesbian couple, a straight couple, and a gay couple walk into a bar. They enjoy their drinks and camaraderie.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Biting into an orange and finding Helen Kellar

What does a sock, pillow and a lamp have in common? -they all live underwater expect for the sock, pillow and lamp -Matt

why were the negros at whitney houstons funeral smiling? because there were free sandwiches!

What happens when you give a fat man scissors? He cuts off the foreskin of your penis.

What did the Irishman say to the German? "Sorry, do you have the time?"

hey! Wanna hear a bird joke? No. Well this is Hawkward....

Why did the boy lose his change? He had no Pants Why did the boy have no pants? The Holocaust

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