- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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y did simran cros rode? 2 get 2 uder side ofcurse. stopid nobs

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What does the Fawkes say? "Remember, remember, the 5th of November..."

You: Want to hear a joke? Person: Yeah You: Me too

Doctor Doctor! I think im turning into a carrot! Thats a side effect of the drugs Alice, We've just had your test results back. I'm sorry Alice, You've got HIV.

In Soviet Russia, blonde is smart

What do you call a Gay leprechaun? A homosexual ginger man with a pretty green outfit.

What do you do if you are locked inside a car with a baseball bat? Unlock the car

What is the difference between a bitch and your ex-girlfriend? First of all, they are two different types of mammals. Second, dogs don't talk.

What's twelve inches long and makes women scream? Crib death.

Whats the difference between a phone and a mexican? You can't dial a mexican.

What's worse than terminal cancer? Two terminal cancer?

how many shit jokes do you need to make before you realize that random does not equal funny? An egg.

Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

what do you call a man with a bullet hole in his leg? A man who needs t see a doctor.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from ebola

What is purple pink and goes over 10000 miles per hour. Barnney in a tornado

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Why did the boy drop his peanuts and crackerjacks? He had a sudden heart attack and died at the age of 10

What is round and bad-tempered? A vicious circle

what was so bad about hitler? he inadvertently subjected his political officials to death by rope

A black man walked out a window of a 20 story building a detective arives at the scene it was night time and he said wheres the body.

What do you call a mexican with a driveable lawnmower? Rather wealthy.. He must have a secure job to pay for a home with a lawn, and a lawnmower.

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