What did the deaf-blind kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

– Hello. Is this a laundry? – Yes, it is a laundry.

The first cow: are you worried about mad cow disease? the second cow: no, im a helicopter

What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer.

Wht did noah7262 cross the road? to abandon his friends and play Modern Warfare 3 on xbox live. asshole.

Scream went into the bar. The bartender says," Why the long face?" "..." *facepalm*

Chuck Norris shaves with his fists. That's why he still has a beard.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being black

Why couldn't the blind man see his friend? He was behind him.

Black people having a Job.

Q: whats the difference between a t.v and a dead baby? A: i don't have a t.v in my garage

What does Santa give to a naughty child who wants coal for Christmas? Nothing, Santa doesn't exist.

Roses are read violets are blue i ate a fetus now you die to

what did "A" and "B" look for when they went to the beach? what are you talking about? letters cannot travel!

Roses are red, violets are blue, shit is brown and so are you

I remember in the 80's it felt like Bill Cosby was being shoved down my throat. He was always on TV with his show and those Jello commercials.

Knock Knock. Who's There? Oh wait! i don't care!

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He has no legs.

He who laughs last...is not a laughing owl because they're extinct.

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Face...the other white meat!

What can a Giraffe have, that no other animal on Earth can? A baby Giraffe.

what smells like a rose bud? a rose, bud.

What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends on what its name is.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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