- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you do when you see a plumbers crack. Tell him he has another crack to fill

Smelly Indians.

What did the Jewish man say to the banana? Nothing, because he has common sense

Last week, I visited the Virgin Islands. Now it's just called Islands.

Why did the girl with a striped ball fall over? She was a victim of a drive-by shooting.

What do an elephant and a can of soup have in common? They both can't ride a bike

How do you make Lady Gaga sad? You kill her family.

What's green and eats rocks? A green rock eater What's purple and eats rocks? It hasn't been discovered by science yet...

What happened to the boy who ate a piece of his Halloween candy? He died. It was laced with cyanide.

How do you get four gay men on one stool? You get three more stools.

Whats's the similarities between an apple and a cat? They both have legs except for the apple.

Why did the man stop eating? Because he took an arrow to the knee.

what's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? a Jew is a person and a pizza is a food

My former roomate had that game, about some bald guy that can slow down time, but thats like supernatural or something.

Why is Andrew sleeping? Because he took and overdose on sleeping pills, he probably died in his sleep.

why did the roof cave in? It was not structurally sound do to poor architecture

There are two kids playing basketball outside one kid shoots and makes it. The other youngster exclaims "nice shot!" because the other boy put the ball in the hoop from a very long distance.

Roses are red Violets are blue, Eat my anus with a spoon.

Have you ever listened to the smell of the color 9? It tastes like freedom!

How do you get children to behave? Chop them up.

a man walks in to a night club he can not danse so he just wachis pepol

roses are red, violets are blue, hes for me not for you, if by chance you take me place, ill take my fist, and smarsh your face.

Why is this joke an anti joke? Because it's not trying to be funny.

a man walks into a bar and buys a drink

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