What's worse than getting a paper cut? Getting shot in the face.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who are we kidding, when have you ever seen a chicken crossing a road?

What is rainbow-colored, makes no sounds, and smells like a banana? A rainbow-colored banana

I will see it when I believe it, as far as your order or whatever goes, I have already taken a look, and its nothing for me, you hide behind idealism yet use cruel methods and inhuman tactics in order to justify your means, you hide behind a shell of fucking "charm" and employ people to harass others. YOU ARE NO FUCKING BETTER THAN THE REST! YOU ARE BENEATH ME! As for that sister fucking bullshit, joke is on you, I do not have a sister! I bet that was one of your fucking "Nero`s" all six billion of your fucking personality disorders. Moral: I am the FUCKING MORAL MAN! And while I do not have a sister to rape, ill get down with yours.

guess what? i dont know, what? i dont know either, i thought you knew.

What did michael jackson say to the boys he touched? Nothing. Hes dead

What do you call a group of white males wearing hoods and setting fires? Cold

Q: What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? A: "Get in the car."

What did the gay man receive for christmas? AIDS

The motto of those who live in the Bible Belt; "The Bible Belt: Where being obese is 'Genetic' but being homosexual is a 'lifestyle choice'."

How many politicians does it take to screw in a light bulb? Ten. One to actually screw it in, and nine to stand around and say, "I can do it better."

I don't trust stairs. They're always up to something.

Why would you kill a black man? Well, murderers have different motives, the most common of these are revenge or a psychological illness.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline. Banana soup, Gorilla poop

If Apple made a house, would it have Windows?

A Jew, an atheist, and an Asian man walk into a bar. They all have a drink and then go home to their families

A Blonde, Brunnette, and red head are on the beach. They find a sand gene and are each granted a wish. The Brunnette wishes for a yot. The Red Head wishes to never again get sun burn. The Blonde wishes for more sun. The world is overtaken and insinerated by the sun. An alien spaceship finds the Red head in a space suit floating around randomly when they ask how she survived she says "I don't sun burn"

What's big and looks like a mushroom? A Mushroom.

A man walks into a movie theater.and attempts to parate a film. He is then caught by employees of the theater and now faces fines and possible jail time for his actions.

What's purple, blue, red, orange, yellow and green. A rainbow .

Whats worse than the Holacaust? Stepping on damn Lego's. MrBounty44

Okay so there was a turtle, a pig, and a donkey. They were out fishing when suddenly they spot a man in boat. The man said he hasn't eaten in 5 days and he is very hungry. He looked at the turtle and said "no, too much shell." The turtle was happy and left. He looked at the pig and said "no, too much fat." The pig ran away and was very happy. He looked at the donkey and said "I think I'll have donkey today." The donkey ran away because he was scared. The man died from hunger.

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You decide, drink or drive. But don't do all 3 at the same time.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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