- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call cheese that you don't own? Cheese.

A: What's that on your shoulder? B: A birthmark. A: How long have you had it? B: Don't know.

What's worse than finding 7 dead babies in a bin? Finding one is missing.

why was there no toothpaste left in the toothpaste tub? someone squeezed it all in a drawer

Whats the hardest part of a vegetable to eat?? The WheelChair

Why did the Asian crash her car? Someone shit on her windsheild.

What did the man say when he found a bar of soap in his mailbox? Why is there soap in my mailbox?

A man jumped off a cliff. He died.

What do Michael Jordan and Michael Jackson have in common? The same first name.

A horse walks into the bar. The bartender asks "why the long face" Turns out the horse's family died that evening.

Whats worse than a dead baby? Two dead babys.

What did the cracker say to the cheese? You're so cheesy.

Don't tease the fat kids. They have enough on their plates.

Tony Soprano walks into a diner

Why do the man leave his tv on? He was murdered while he was watching tv

Q; why did the German ask the Jew to go in his shower? A; because the Jew had stayed the night at the Germans house.

what do you get when you cross an ant with toni? ANTONI

Women's rights

Kid A:We're home alone, you know what that means. Kid B:Cover ourselves in vaseline and slide around like slugs on the kitchen floor? Kid A:Yes

Roses are red, violets are red. Aaaaaahh! My garden's on fire!

Why did Emily fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Emily.

Nerochan, it was really nice chatting with you, I hope we can chat some other time... Please tell me why you are upset with me, just pick up the phone, I mean let me know what I did you wrong.

Q why did the girl scream A she got hit with an axe

Your mom came to my house last night. We played chess.

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