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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a man walks into a bar with a poodle stuffed halfway up his rectum... WHY ARE YOU WAITING FOR A PUNCHLINE!? MY GOD! THIS MAN HAS A DOG UP HIS ANUS!

Whats better then free candy from a guy in a van? Trying to find his lost puppy so his kids don't cry.

A man walked into a pole barn oh wait I meant a pole bar so it actually hurt.

what's the difference between you and a yack one is a spitting idiot and the other one is a camel

What do you call a million pigs jumping out of an aircraft? Bacon.

What did the paper towel say to the tomato? Nothing.

Two elephants were out flying. Then one elephant said to the other: My grandmother has a pink toothbrush!

A man was walking home when a little boy ran up to him. He said "hey mister, how do you sleep apples?" Then the man wasn't sure why he asked him so he spelled it out for him "that's easy my boy, A-P-P-L-E" the little boy said "you said pee pee!" Then he laughed and ran off

Three men walk in to a bar, One ducked

Roses are red, violets are blue, i get tired of this shit let's have some grey goose

XD, You must really like me Nero, do you think people have problems telling us apart here?

Who hangs out with a girl all day every day while he's dating her for 4 months and still doesn't get his wiener touched. Adam claypool

Why should you never shower with a pokemon? Pokemon is a game for children. In doing so you would greatly disturb your child who is quite fond of pokemon

Whats pink red and silver? A baby chewing on reason blades. Whats pink red silver and smells bad? Same baby two weeks later.

Have you heard the one about Tony Hawk's brother Mike? Neither has he, considering Tony Hawk only has a brother named Steve.

daughter: Mum why do I have a brother mum: He not your real brother dont worry your adopted :) daughter: :'(

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in an open hole Poor body disposal practice

knock knock? whose there? i dont know. i dont know who? i dont know.

one day there was an ugly barnicle. he was SSSOOO ugly that everyone died the end -patrick

Roses are red, violets are blue, purple is a color, I like grilled cheese

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: She was going to speek at a PETA meeting about the cruel conditions of chicken farms. I hit her with my car

One day a black man went and bought a car with his own hard-earned money.

There were three brothers. Big, Harry and Dick. They were walking along the road and were all instantly killed by a drunk driver. Their names were never mentioned and their story was used as a promotion for the seriousness of drunk driving and should not be taken lightly.

What did dyslexic Old McDonald say? . . . I have a learning disability that impairs my fluency and comprehension accuracy in being able to read and spell

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