"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "I am." "Okay, come in."

What do you call it, when a jew makes fun of a black guy? Racism.

How dou you find the population of mexico? Take a census....... By throwing a dime in the street!

what did the paraplegic get for his birthday? a bike...

your mother is so fat that she probably watches her calorie intake every day

Roses are blue Violets are buckets this poem makes no sense Washing machines

are you from tennesse? cuase you sure look like a f u c k e d up redneck

what do you call a child with bruises on his face? Child protective services.

How many people like gang rape? 9 out of 10

What do you do if some idiot throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back.

Why did the chicken cross the road? How the hell should I know? I'm not a chicken :/

Why did the man have sex with other men? Because he was homosexual.

Faith, Family, Friends, those are three words.

A catholic priest and Jerry Sandusky walk out of an elementary school.

Whats faster than a black guy with a tv? His brother who is a dentist and drives a fast sports car.

Theres a blonde and a brunette at a party. The redhead is left out because she has no soul.

What do you call a shoe with milk in it.... A milk shoe....

What do grass and cows have in common? They both say "moo" except for grass

What is purple pink and goes over 10000 miles per hour. Barnney in a tornado

How many kleptomaniacs does t take to screw in a lightbulb? What lightbulb?

What is worse than a case of the flu? Finding a dead camel on the highway with a half eaten lollipop in its mouth.

A blonde, red head and brunette decide the jump off a cliff....... They all die

Autism... is not funny at all, it is a serious issue in today's day and age and must be addressed and cured

Why was the little boy sad? Because his dog died

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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