- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Useful Information: 2+2=5 4+4=9 *6+6=13 Q: Given this information, how many fingers am I holding up? A: It was a trick question. Batman didn't open the door.

Why was the boy in front of the adoption center sad? He lost his lolly-pop.

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The declaration of Independence was singed in? Pen.

What do you call a man with no arms an no legs in the ocean? Bob What do you call the same man on your front porch? Matt What do you call the same man on your wall? Art

how did a white girl have a black baby? she was raped at the age of thirteen.

Q:What's the greatest part about having sex with twenty five year old girls? A: There's 20 of them

Why is a bulldog so aggressive Because it was raised for dog fights in basements Dog fights aren't right kids, and you should never get involved but if you find yourself in the cage fighting one of the dogs, you should really think about how you got there.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is dead. Dead people can't drive.

What did the man say to his friend when he beat him in a game of billiards? Good Game.

Stop looking at these jokes and go fuck yourself.

So a clown walks up to you and asks, "What'll always STICK with you? The violent disposition of humanity."

A black man, a chinese man, and a dog decide to have a race. Unfortunately, they are shot by a sniper on a roof while still in the planning stages.

What's funnier than New York City? ADAM STOCK! By Logan in South Dakota

Why did the money due? Because it fell out of the tree

How do you beat Princess Diana in a car race? Challenge Princess Diana to a car race.

Your muma is so ugly she went to a ugly competition and got kicked out "no pros aloud".

Never mail in your wished to a genie, he may be dyslexic.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

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Why do black people always sit in the back of the bus? There aren't any available seats in the front.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

Mikey : I wan to divorce. Miney :are u funking crazy Mikey : no I'm funking dazy !

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Useful Information: *2+2=5 *4+4=9 *6+6=13 Q: Given this information, how many fingers am I holding up? A: It was a trick question. Batman didn't open the door.