- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What has two legs, but can't walk? Half a dog.

What did Steven Hawking get for christmas? A bike.

A man was feeling sick and decided to go and see a doctor. He saw the doctor and then went home. He wasn't feeling any better so he decided to get checked-out by the doctor.

What's worst than finding two worms in your apple? Two holocausts.

What's black on top, and white on the bottom? Rape.

Q: what do you call a much green circle that tastes good? A: An avocado

Your mum is so fat that she finds trouble fitting through thinner doorways

How did young Austin get home while walking on the side of the street ? He didnt. He was hit by a car.

why couldn't the girl watch t.v? Because her house burned down

1,000 americans jump off a plane. They all die as a result of not having parachutes.

What did Santa say when he fell down? Ouch

Roses are red, violets are blue, your Mom is a fake, she adopted you!

Roses are red Violets are blue My head itches I'm going to get this guy to itch it for me

Why do black people like fried chicken? Because it's delicous.

It was Jimmy's 18th bday so his parents let him have the house to himself. He ate shrooms, fucked his turtle, then had his dick bitten off.

A man is walking down the street and sees a women sat on the pavement crying, he walks over to her and asks "what's wrong?" to which the women replies "it doesn't matter" the women then walks away as she did not want to share private information with a stranger.

Whats a joke with no meaning? This one

What's worse than a crying baby on a trans-Atlantic flight? A hungry lion on a trans-Atlantic flight.

What is black, white, and red all over? Rape.

What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

Why did the boy show off his ps4? Because his mom was rapped and murdered And his dad molested him when he was younger

Whats the difference between a garage full of dead babies and a garage full of money? I don't have a garage full of money

whats worse then finding a bad antijoke on this site? finding a real joke on this site

What is round and bad-tempered? A vicious circle

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