- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

What's the difference between Tom and Jerry? One is a cat, and the other is a mouse.

Guy: guess what girl: what Guy: nevermind girl: no what Guy: i love you girl:.. i love myself too..

What do you call a pig that just took a bath? Clean!

Identical jokes get different amounts of votes

Im not random you just can't think as fa-bunnies

Knock knock Who's there? The bank. We've come to evict you from your house.

Matt Gregory Harrington is a bender, pylon, hoser, duster tripod, and puck bunny!!!!

what do you call a man that has a terminal illness and is named James - James

What is the difference between a Jew and a Muslim? Their religion.

Sharing means caring, Caring is socialism

Knock Knock! Who's there? Delivery for a Mr. Peerson? Oh yes, that's me. Thank you.

I just had major Deja Vu... Cool, Brett. No one cares.

Why didn't grandma ever return Johnathon's calls? Grandma was brutally murdered 2 years prior. Johnathon had issues believing that she was gone. He went on to live a life of pain and suffering, which would eventually lead to suicide at the age of 24.

Q: What's worse than finding a hundred dead babies, in one bin? A: Finding one dead baby, in a hundred bins.

reggin... its N I GG E R backwards

Put chromosomes in advertising. Because you know, Sex Cells

Why can't Vampires go out in the sunlight? Because they don't exist.

Knock knock Who's There? Woo? Woo who? Stop celebrating and let me in.

Two women are sitting next to each other in a bar minding their own business.

You are in a sealed room with Joseph Stalin, Osama bin Laden, and Hitler and have a revolver with two bullets. Who do you shoot? None of them. You awkwardly set the gun down and wonder how to get out of this room filled with three corpses.

What's funny about water, food, and shelter? Nothing, those are essential necessities to live your life, unless you have chains attached to your ankles with bricks on the other end and you're thrown in the middle of the ocean with no chance what so ever

i'll leave 'em dead in the living room. get it leave 'em dead in the living room

Whats worse than getting a paper-cut? Getting shot. In the head. Three times.

A guy walks into a bar. He meets a girl and they have a great time. He calls her the next day and their relationship continues for many months. Eventually they get married and have children.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??