- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When life throws you lemons, Throw grenades.

Who hangs out with a girl all day every day while he's dating her for 4 months and still doesn't get his wiener touched. Adam claypool

What is the difference between a blond and a mummy? A blond has a brain.

Roses are red, violets are blue, i get tired of this shit let's have some grey goose

A man was walking home when a little boy ran up to him. He said "hey mister, how do you sleep apples?" Then the man wasn't sure why he asked him so he spelled it out for him "that's easy my boy, A-P-P-L-E" the little boy said "you said pee pee!" Then he laughed and ran off

whats red and green and has 8 wheels. a stick

What do you call a million pigs jumping out of an aircraft? Bacon.

Two elephants were out flying. Then one elephant said to the other: My grandmother has a pink toothbrush!

What did the pregnant teen get for Christmas? A miscarriage

How do you make a napkin dance? You can't. Stop having such unrealistic aspirations.

Killing people is not illegal just ask a soldier

Canadians

Why could'nt Ray Charles read: He was black

What's orange, brown, and blue? An orange, brown, and blue object.

What did the audience watching inception say at the end ................ WAT THE FUK

whats white a smells like paint. whtie paint.

Roses are brown Violets are brown Who shit in my garden

What's worst that cancer? Murder porn

How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

knock knock i have diarrhea

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

The chickens have become self-aware!

What's the correct way to eat spaghetti? Put it in your mouth.

Knock Knock.. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Daves dead. This is Darrell.

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