- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is my penis so small? No, seriously, can anyone tell me?

What's the best example of an anti-joke? This one.

What did the black man in a white van get when he went over the speed limit? A speeding ticket

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

Why did Paul let Johnny choke to death? Because Paul had no arms.

THIS ONE IS MIIINE THIS ONE IS MIIINE I AM TOTALLY TIFA I AM TOTALLY TIFA! This one apparently.

Q: Why is Alzheimer not funny? A: To get to the other side.

Hey I just met you. And this is crazy. So get in my van. Cause I have candy.

John: Knock knock Jack: Who's there? John: Whale Jack: I don't know a Whale, go away. John violently rips off Jack's cock in becaus he's sick of his shit.

Why couldn't the kitten drink from its water bowl? Its face was stapled to the floor.

what did the african say after he got beat by the cops? wow i really shouldn't have sliced that mans head off.

Why does mexico not have an Olympic team? They do

A black man and a mexican man jump off the empire state building.Who wins? Nobody,suicide is a serious thing and it is depressing to think that the minorities In America would do such a thing to themselves.

The power of Mindfuck: What if you can only walk left when you are right? And if you can walk right when you are the only one left? What is left when everything is right? Moral: Create a right world by taking the left road? YOU PIECE OF FILTH!

What's worse than getting raped by a bear? Getting raped by two bears.

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? Because she had no arms.

What did the Mexican say to the Pirate? Hi, Steve!

What do you call a school bus full of black people? A school bus

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer procrastinated fixing the latch on the coop. Did his wife warn him this would happen? Yessss! Did he listen? Noooo!

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She has no arms.

Don't tease the fat kids. They have enough on their plates.

What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot!

What is green and red and flies 100 miles an hour? Super Frog.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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