What did the chair say to the fan? Nothing. Chairs and fans are objects so they do not have the physical ability to talk.

Roses are red violets are blue or at least that's what they tell me because I am blind

Why is Chuck Norris so frickin awesome? He just is cause he's chuck norris

your mom is so nasty that when she took a shower and acquired general etiquette, she became possibly more respectable

What did the farmer say to little susie? I have a gun. Get in the car and dont scream or i will kill you

YOLO You only like Oreos

when choosing a bedtime story.... jack the rippers life stories is not a good idea... ........................................................................

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Why did no one help him up? Because nobody liked him.

why was the man so good at holding stuff? he was born with 4 arms!

What did the Chinese guy say to the black guy? Nothing, the black guy dosen't speak chinese.

what do u call a black guy who sells drugs a pharmacist

Two Eskimos are in a bath tub. One says pass the soap. The other says no soap; radio.

What do you call a black guy who gives out change? A cashier.

Did you go swimming in the Carribean Ocean? Yes, a shark ate my body, and killed me! Thank God I'm still alive!

Richard Gere has a girlfriend called Goldie

How does Batman's mom call him home for supper? Nothing. Batman's mom is dead.

Yo mamas so fat she hates her life and the example she sets for her children.

whats up with the irish jokes? Honestly im not a alcoholic so all of you can go F*** yourselfs...

What is the difference between a duck? None! One of their legs are both the same.

Whats black and hangs from trees? To get to the other side.

yo mamas so poor she should probably consider finding a job

Have you heard the joke about the cat? No Are you kitten me

Q: why did the 10 year old squirt his dad with the water hose? A: what 10 year old WOULDN'T?

What did the cashier say to the blonde? That will be $5.39, would you like a receipt?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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