- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a growing family of micro-organisms? Cancer

Your momma is so fat, when she bent down to get a peice of wood, she fell down the steps.

What's big, old, and brown? A tree.

Your mumma is so fat, she has diabetes.

Roses are red. I f***** a dude. you're a failed abortion. I never loved you.

What happened to the hungry child? He got out of Africa

The stone said to tree I wanna be car the tree replied you cant be a car. Forever a stone

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy had no hair because he had cancer and died 3 weeks later.

What do you get when you put two landsharks together? Three landsharks.

What do you call Americans Watching Canadians? Hockey

A black man, an asian man, and a gay man walk into a bar. What do they do? They mourn the loss of their dead friend.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

What do you call a boy that was once a boy, but no longer is a boy? A Man

What do you call a joke that is not funny? An un - funny joke.

Why did the skeleton cross the street. He didn't.

your dads so fat, he makes your mom look skinny.

I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one . Though , I do have cancer .

what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

Why did the student have a staring contest with his teacher? Well, the teacher was actually unaware of the competition.

A man walks into a bar with a frown on his face His dog just died

What do you call a 2 storied house ? A dolphin! :D

TWO PADDIES PASS A PUB

What did the truck driver get when he ran over my cat? A pave low.

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