Can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars? No, we can't.

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Why did the baby die? Because he was shot in the head repeatedly

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Johnny Manziel is the best quarter ever (this isn't a joke just a true statement)

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Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense, Refrigerator Sex

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roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimers but at least i do not have Alzheimers

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Joke below was made by Daniel Textor, he's a d i c k.

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Bob has 80 chocolate bars, he gives 5 to his uncle,10 to his mother and 8 to his freind. He then eats 40 chocolate bars. Q. How many chocolate bars has bob got left now? A. Bob has no chocolate bars left. Shortly after Bob ate 40 bars he was diagnosed with diabetes. He then died of a heart attack due to high cholesterol.

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How did the carpenter do on his exam? Poorly so his parents killed him.

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What is green and fuzzy and when it falls from a tree, your dead? A pool table.

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Why did the duck cross the road? Because he wanted to. Problem, AntiJoke community?

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Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

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Radical thinkers have decided to end abortion they will begin to kill everyone who has an abortion.

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A man with ADD walks into a bar. He then.......Damn Nature, you scary!

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall?? A: It depends on how hard you throw them!!

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Why did the black guy cross the road? His car was parked across the street.

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Wanna know what a hate about instructions? I always get my dick stuck in a ceiling fan.

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Why does the pope doesn't use this finger? (raise a finger) That's mine!

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What do you call a Jew reading a book in the library? Steve Goldberg. .

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate you, Die.

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Why did the little girl fall to death? Because pigs can't fly. It's impossible.

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Why did Sidney drop her ice cream? A refrigerator fell on er

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Wife: "I suggest you check properly next time you lose your keys so that you find them quicker" Husband: "I suggest that next time I sit down and have a beer while I wait for Doc Martin and his time machine to give my keys back.

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What happened to the boy with cancer? He died

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Your mom's so fat... she probably needs to go on some sort of diet to avoid a serious heart condition and inevetible death

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