I swear to god it wasnt me Dont swear to go its a sin !

why didn't santa deliver any presents this christmas? Because he isn't real

He was as tall as a 6 foot 3 tree.

Kim Kardashian and Kanye West are having a baby. Even Stevie Wonder saw that one coming.

An Asian walks into a bar with his girlfriend He proceeds to buy himself and her food Pays Then leaves

Whats better than 1 person in your oven? 9 people in your oven.

What do you call a 2 storied house ?

Last Christmas I gave you my heart. I am still waiting for a transplant.....

roses are red, violets are blue. hey.

OK, Billy went to his friend Fred in the tree. And then went inside to get a snack. Then Fred fell out of the Tree and.....landed on a comfy mattress.

It's not gay until eyes meet or tips touch.

I haven't been this tired since the last time I was tired

Q: Why couldn't the blonde add 10 and seven on a calculator? A: She couldn't find the 10 key.

A Jewish man walks into an ice-cream shop. Using the money he ha eared from his full time job, he orders a chocolate ice-cream in a waffle cone.

A sad guy walks in to a bar and the bartender asks, what's the matter? The guy responds, I just found out i'm deaf

What did Harry Potter say when he lost his wand? Where's my wand?

What's worst then a parking ticket? The plague

Why did the black man across the road? just kidding he didnt make it across the road i hit him with my car

Pickles are moist.

roses are red violets are blue my dick is long longer then you

Want to hear a scary story?' I was droppin a two ball and the monster walked in

What's worst then finding a worm in your apple??? Yo momma

How many amish people does it take to screw in a light blub? None as the amish don't require artificial light

Why was the chinese man kicked out of the bar? Because he was under aged

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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