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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is white and tastes like cotton candy? Jizzz

what happened when Bob told a joke? Joe laughed.

What is the difference between a black person and an elevator? Well, there are many differences such as the fact that an elevator has a series of wiring and mechanics, while a black man, and white men alike, are human beings.

How do you get four gay men on one stool? You get three more stools.

Why was the lady afraid of rocks? Because her husband was stoned.

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A duck walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender doesn't understand him because he doesn't speak duck and promptly calls animal control to have the duck removed.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because women have the same rights as men thanks to the 19th amendment and sexism needs to die.

Q: You know what's worse than being a mother? A: Almost everything, because being a mother is not a bad thing, in fact, it's a wonderful thing.

What is more annoying then finding a worm in your apple you

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

what do chinese kids make for fathers day? shoes

How do you make a clown stop smiling? hit him with an axe

If you woke up in the morning feeling like P Diddy, get tested. Immediately.

In soviet russia, the cow milks you!

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE HERE'S A KNIFE KILL YOURSELF KANE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What did the shark say to the beached whale? Nothing.

whats worse then getting sat on by a hippo getting sat on by Matt Ross

Hey babe, do you like going to sleep without shoes on? Because most people find it more comforting to remove footwear in order to rest and relax peacefully during bedtime.

Why didn't the woman have a penis? Because she was female.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? It needed excitement in its otherwise mundane lifestyle.

Okay, you seem sincere enough, thing is that I trust you, but your buddies, if you can vouch for them, then I at least know that you are putting your stepmother in danger if you decide to cover for your friends, besides you being such an emotional crybaby kinda gets me into trusting you again.

Whats old and has been alone for years. Your dead nan

What do you call a guy who stabs cereal? A cereal killer.

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