- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the faggot say? Nothing, he shot himself due to high school bullying and rejecting parents.

Knock knock! Go away. I'm busy masturbating, and it would be extremely awkward if you were to entire my residence at this time. Please return at a later hour.

Dear Jim, I have a problem with my Hymen... "Jim'll fix it for you..."

how many pieces of wood can a lumberjack cut in a minute? three dead squrlles a hat and and half of a tree oh and a bus. and if u get in his way alot of guts spewed every where

Is the glass half full or half empty? The liquid in the glass is not at exact half, so that question is not answerable.

Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I am a dog.

What do you get when you cross a pug and a beagle? A cross pug and a cross beagle.

Beans, beans, are good for your heart the more you eat the less hungry you are.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because a fridge hit him.

Q. Why did the little girl drop her ice cream? A. She dropped it as she got into the van

Why did suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock - who's there? Bob -bob who.... Bobs knocking for suzie!

what do santa clause and a blueberry have in common they both have beards....except the blueberry

How are friends and trees alike? They fall down when you hit them with an ax.

Roses are red violets are blue or at least that's what they tell me because I am blind

what is the meaning of life? i dont know, but im fairly sure its not 42

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? a nintendo wii.

Hey, do you wanna hear a joke? A joke.

In the movie "Sherlock Holmes". Why is Sherlock Holmes gay???? Because he was chasing "Blackwood".

why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

What did one salt shaker say to the other salt shaker? Nothing, Salt shakers are merely used to add flavor to foods.

Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

this website is a bad joke

how do yopu punish helen keller? Ground her, just like you would with any other child.

Why is Lewis hayphore gay Answer = because he sucked hos brother off #Cameron Hayphore

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