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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between a pizza and your opinion? I asked for the pizza

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

A lepord can carry two times its weight into a tree, i dont have a joke for this yet but youll leave here learning something.

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

What is worse than being eaten alive by a shark? Being force fed live goat intestines while Kevin Spacey rapes your father.

What did the black man say to the Jewish man Nothing, because they were walking on the street and did not know each other

Who is fat, stupid and pretty dam ugly? (hint: look in mirror)

Knock knock Who's there Orange and Banana Orange and Banana who? ... The man opened the door and saw a bowl of oranges and bananas.

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no sense And it doesn't rhyme either

Why did the plane crash? A loaf of bread was the pilot

Why is 16 scared of 17? Because 17, 18, 19 crickets

Q:Why don't black people go on cruises? A:They already fell for that trick once.

What's black and white and red all over? The color spectrum. Along with other colors.

What is green, walks on four legs, and is capable of the strongest bite in the world? An alligator.

Yo mama so fat she left the house in high heels and when she came back she had on flip flops. tom halls mum

How many beavers does it take to paint a house blue? 0, beavers cant paint.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daffodils are yellow, Flowers come in lots of colours...

What's big, old, and brown? A tree.

What Did The Hobo Get For Christmas? A Welcome Home Mat.

What do you get when you cross a Dachshund and a Nazi? Bestiality. Ew.

Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

Roses are c0ck violets are vag this joke is for george i like it like that<3xxxx

Why was OJ Simpson's knife covered in blood? Because he just murdered his wife.

If these walls could talk - the public would pay large sums of money to see this marvel of science. On a more serious note, they might also tell the cops about the many dead hookers stowed within them.

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