- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. Why dont people like rian mcreesh ? A. Because he smells bad and gives off a creepy vibe ...

Why did the Elf stab the Gnome? Because I was on a bad acid trip.

why did the man throw a stone in the lake? because he'd had a long day at work.

how do you get a man with a gun out of your house? you don't.

- I was at my house last night - I was at your MOM'S house last night... I'm her neighbor, she was having trouble with her plumbing and I thought i should help out

There once was a man from Nantucket, He sailed a boat.

Whats worse then getting caught watching porn? 9/11

A young boy trips and severly cuts his knee while running down his neighborhood street. He is promptly brought to the hospital to avoid receiving any serious infection.

What is the first letter of the alphabet? A. a B. 7 C. Mustard gas D. Because a penguin has 2 legs

What do a Siamese cat and a birch tree have in common? Both exist.

A black man and a Mexican man are in the back of a car. Who's driving? Not enough information to answer this question.

What's a good joke? France going to war and winning.

Why would a dog sniff another dog's butt hole? Because that is what they do.

Knock knock. Who's there? It's the police, mam. We need to speak to you about your son Robert. It's the police, mam. We need to speak to you about your son Robert who? Mam, he was in an accident. Could you open the door please?

What's more boring than watching grass grow? Watching grass not grow.

What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino? El-if-iknow

a gay man walks into a bar. he is promptly escorted out for trying to seduce men.

Where do you find a baby with no arms or legs? Where you left it.

Why did the man give money to the Jew? Why would a man give money to a Jew?

Three men are walking, the first one walks into a bar. He has a couple of drinks because he is depressed. He drives home, drunk, and dies in a car accident. His wife finds out and hangs herself.

A Mexican walks into a bar. He walked out with a concussion. -ilikecrepes97

If you are what you eat, then imagine a prostitute.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in an apple within a worm inside your apple...

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