What did the jew say to hitler? SURPRISE!! IM YOUR NEW DADDY

Q. Where's your nan???? A. In my closet

One day there was 2 black guys in hoodys with knives in there hand. They tapped me on the shoulder and took my groceries. They then made me a jam sandwich and went on there way

Roses are red violets are blue vodka cost less than dinner for two

What happened to the asian when he took viagra? He got an erection.

Q: If your 17 year-old-daughter is a drug addict, how many cartwheels are you going to have to do to make it to Georgia? A: The French Revolution, because your grandmothers facebook shows an 11 year-old selling Concords to a green alien, which can only mean that over 600 people watch porn daily.

What's worse than the holocaust? nothing it was a terrible act in history

Yo mama is so fat, we are all concerned about her weight.

why did the man choke at the lunch table. Police there is a banana attacking me what should I do?

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock? Whos there? Not Sally...

Q:What's the difference ethernet a corvette and a pile of dead baby's? A:I don't have a corvette in my garage

Q: Have you ever seen Ray Charles wife? A: Nethier has he.

How do you fix a chimpanzee? With a monkey wrench

Guess what my dad got me for my birthday? NOTHING, he left my mom and I when I was a baby.

Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Oh hey Banana what's up? Nothing much. You? Oh nothing, I was just talking to Apple here. Oh hey Apple. Hey.

Person 1: have you ever seen Helen Kellers house? Person 2: No i havent Person 1: Neither did she

What's faster than a black man running with a VCR? His son with the receipt of purchase as they realize VCR's are clearly outdated and must be returned right away.

hers a joke... japanese people

Why did the boy drop his ice cream. Because he got hit by a bus

what do you call a sexy feminist? nothing, there are none

A man walked into a bar. He got drunk and left.

Did you know that... Billy had a heart attack, it was sad. Now you know!

Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a serial-rapist with links to the Black Dragon triad. Yee.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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