roses are red violents are blue your dad is gay soon it all be you !

When the world ends what would be the death toll It would be unknown since every one would be around to calculate it

Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's. Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm a skitsofrantic, and so am I

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year olds? There's twenty of them.

Your mom's so fat, she's is bigger than the average person.

Why did the Triceratops walk into a grocery store? To buy groceries

What's worse than being raped? Being raped twice.

there was a lesbian, a bi-sexual and a homosexual at a wine bar having a drink.......They had a great night

Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are white Dandelions are yellow

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black I'm blind

Justin beiber's penis

How many men does it take to change a light bulb? One.

Its a sunny day. There's a tree and a bird. What did they say to each other? --------------------------------------------------- Nothing they can't talk.

When is the only time you see a Mexican and Black person driving together ? When they feel like it .

whats better than nailing a baby to a wall? Ripping it off the wall.

What was Joe's old name? Joe, I lied about the old part.

What's the best part about having sex with twenty eight year olds? They've reached sexual peak but aren't yet past it. Plus, they still aren't in their 30's.

What do you call a dragon with no wings? a dragon with no wings :(

Q: Why were there four married men in one room without their pants on? A: because it was the mens bathroom.

Q: what's yellow and can't use chopsticks. A: corn

Whats brown and sticky? - A brown stick.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This joke is stupid, Chuck Testa.

What starts with F and ends with U-C-K? Firetruck

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