- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Guy1: Hey! Do you want to hear a potassium joke? Guy2: Sure! Guy1: K

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what happens when an Asian and a Jew get married. They have children.

What is said about the man who is addicted to online gaming? He plays more than 5 hours per day and doesn't have any social contacts or whatsoever.

Why did Michael Jackson retire from basketball? Michael Jackson never played basketball, but was nonetheless one of the most successful musicians to ever live.

What Did The Hobo Get For Christmas? A Welcome Home Mat.

What did they gay chicken say to the straight chicken? .... nothing, chickens dont speek.

What do you get when you cross a Dachshund and a Nazi? Bestiality. Ew.

If these walls could talk - the public would pay large sums of money to see this marvel of science. On a more serious note, they might also tell the cops about the many dead hookers stowed within them.

What's big, old, and brown? A tree.

How do you kill a pirate? Throw him of a bridge

I'm a vegan thats why I am still a Virgin.

Why is 6 afraid of 7 ? : Because 7 8 9

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daffodils are yellow, Flowers come in lots of colours...

Roses are c0ck violets are vag this joke is for george i like it like that<3xxxx

why did the supermodel have sex with the janitor? she loved him. and he was brad pitt.

Three men are walking, the first one walks into a bar. He has a couple of drinks because he is depressed. He drives home, drunk, and dies in a car accident. His wife finds out and hangs herself.

Q: what's wrong with this sentence? My dogs is running in the garden A: I don't have a garden

A man walks into a bar so how many Jews were there when a man called Wellard ate a pizza. Balloons

A man used a ruler to measure his foot, it was size 11

Why are Mexicans so good at jumping, swimming and running? They aren't. You're just racist.

the midget went to the midget store

whats better than 7 babies in one trash can 1 baby in 7 trash cans

How do you kill Justin Beiber? By stabbing him 38 times in the chest.

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