- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the difference between a baby and a puppy? i care when the puppy dies....

Why did the kid take the trash out to the movies? Because his mum said take out the trash

What's worse than discovering a hornet's nest next to your house? Being raped.

Have you seen Hellen Kellers mon?... Neither has she

Whats worse than having a worm in your apple? Having one in your intestins.

why did the girl ask for food? because she was hungry and hadnt eaten in days.

Latvia isn't a joke

What did the black kid get for christmas? Nothing, he doesn't celebrate christmas

Guy: I have a gun get in my van Girl: SHOTGUN!

There is a law in california that says that women are not allowed to drive with house coats.

What's black, white and red all over? A dead panda

A white kid, a black kid, and an Asian kid all try out for the basketball team. Which one makes the team? All of them, because they are all very good.

What's small, white, and it killed Bruce Lee? Aspirin.

roses are red, violets are blue. Some poems don't make sense, Salad.

what do you call a black guy with a bachelor's degree? by his first name, "Carl".

Roses are red. I f***** a dude. you're a failed abortion. I never loved you.

What did the asshole say to his friend behind him? Fart

You know what's gay? Grabbing another man's penis.

What's the difference between a woman? Apart from the differing reproductive systems and body organs, women are characterized by a need to create food.

2 guys at a funeral. "did you know the girl?" asks one of the guys. "No" replies the other. "Me neither."

Where's Wally? In a children's book.

Why did the boy throw his alarm clock out of the window? Because he was angry at the alarm going off

What did the black guy say to the white guy? Hi!

When a mommy and a daddy love each other very much... and after being married for 39 years... They get divorced

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