- Anti Joke

Your mother is so ugly, her genes were passed down through two generations, and now your children are of a similar caliber of ugliness. I'm so sorry.

Wht did noah7262 cross the road? to abandon his friends and play Modern Warfare 3 on xbox live. asshole.

Chuck Norris shaves with his fists. That's why he still has a beard.

what did "A" and "B" look for when they went to the beach? what are you talking about? letters cannot travel!

Why couldn't the blind man see his friend? He was behind him.

Why is 13 the most hated number? 13 is Jewish.

Scream went into the bar. The bartender says," Why the long face?" "..." facepalm

What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer.

Black people having a Job.

The first cow: are you worried about mad cow disease? the second cow: no, im a helicopter

Why do midgets laugh when they run? Because the grass tickles their balls.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being black

What did the deaf-blind kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

Q: whats the difference between a t.v and a dead baby? A: i don't have a t.v in my garage

What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

Why couldnt dylan make it to mike's birthday party? He was killed instantly in a car crash on the way there.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mother is so ugly, her genes were passed down through two generations, and now your children are of a similar caliber of ugliness. I'm so sorry.

What has a black, blue, and red all over? Timmy. He was mugged, and vigorously raped.

What's white and looks like paper? Paper

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had bullied 6 and his old pal 21 back in his younger days.

– Hello. Is this a laundry? – Yes, it is a laundry.

Roses are read violets are blue i ate a fetus now you die to

How do you keep a woman from driving your car? Shoot her.

Why did the boy's house get destroyed? It was bombed.

What does Santa give to a naughty child who wants coal for Christmas? Nothing, Santa doesn't exist.

Wht did noah7262 cross the road? to abandon his friends and play Modern Warfare 3 on xbox live. asshole.

Chuck Norris shaves with his fists. That's why he still has a beard.

what did "A" and "B" look for when they went to the beach? what are you talking about? letters cannot travel!

Why couldn't the blind man see his friend? He was behind him.

Why is 13 the most hated number? 13 is Jewish.

Scream went into the bar. The bartender says," Why the long face?" "..." facepalm

What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer.

Black people having a Job.

The first cow: are you worried about mad cow disease? the second cow: no, im a helicopter

Why do midgets laugh when they run? Because the grass tickles their balls.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being black

What did the deaf-blind kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

Q: whats the difference between a t.v and a dead baby? A: i don't have a t.v in my garage

What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

Why couldnt dylan make it to mike's birthday party? He was killed instantly in a car crash on the way there.

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Your mother is so ugly, her genes were passed down through two generations, and now your children are of a similar caliber of ugliness. I'm so sorry.

What has a black, blue, and red all over? Timmy. He was mugged, and vigorously raped.

What's white and looks like paper? Paper

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had bullied 6 and his old pal 21 back in his younger days.

– Hello. Is this a laundry? – Yes, it is a laundry.

Roses are read violets are blue i ate a fetus now you die to

How do you keep a woman from driving your car? Shoot her.

Why did the boy's house get destroyed? It was bombed.

What does Santa give to a naughty child who wants coal for Christmas? Nothing, Santa doesn't exist.

Wht did noah7262 cross the road? to abandon his friends and play Modern Warfare 3 on xbox live. asshole.

Chuck Norris shaves with his fists. That's why he still has a beard.

what did "A" and "B" look for when they went to the beach? what are you talking about? letters cannot travel!

Why couldn't the blind man see his friend? He was behind him.

Why is 13 the most hated number? 13 is Jewish.

Scream went into the bar. The bartender says," Why the long face?" "..." *facepalm*

What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer.

Black people having a Job.

The first cow: are you worried about mad cow disease? the second cow: no, im a helicopter

Why do midgets laugh when they run? Because the grass tickles their balls.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being black

What did the deaf-blind kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

Q: whats the difference between a t.v and a dead baby? A: i don't have a t.v in my garage

What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

Why couldnt dylan make it to mike's birthday party? He was killed instantly in a car crash on the way there.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

Scream went into the bar. The bartender says," Why the long face?" "..." facepalm