- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. who's there? your dead cat, here you go.

Hush, little baby, don't say a word, Mama's going to buy you a mockingbird. If that mockingbird won't sing, Mama's going to buy you a another mockingbird.

How do you tickle a tree? you dont you are a schizo stop kicking leaves

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

A mans wife gets pregnant after he has a visectomy... She was artificially inseminated using sperm he froze before the operation

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I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

Is maynaise an instrument?

I have tuberculosis because Ebola is too mainstream.

What is the opposite of a joke ? Racism

What do you call a black prostetut with braces. A black and decker pecker wrecker

Two members of the KKK walk into the bar into a bar. The bartender asks, "what do you think of Obama?" One of the KKK members says "he is my President, I respect him."

My brother is crazy... crazy like a fox! I caught him eating a Possum on the side of the road yesterday.

what did the turnip say to the plum? nothing, as most fruits and vegetables would've said

What's worse than having embaracing parents? A: they are of the same sex

Whats hard and long and used to penetrate women? A hypodermic needle.

What is worse than a nuke exploding? Going to the hospital and finding out you have cancer and aids.

What's greenish blue, smelly, and mushy? The fungus under my sink.

how do u get the baby to stop choking? take ur dick out of its mouth!!!

Why couldn't the married couple have sex? They were lesbians who were saving up a sex change.

Good afternoon.

Why did the boy collect poop? Because it was it was his dogs shit.

What did the Hungarian say before he went to bed? "I'm going to bed," but he said it in Hungarian.

why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7-8-9

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