- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where was Suzy during the explosion? Everywhere! Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Suzy!

Why was the girl running? She had to catch her bus.

What does a dog in a microwave look like? You tell me, I normally close my eyes when I jack off

Why doesnt Squidward wear pants? Because he likes to hang loose

Y u do dis?

why did the boy drop his ice cream? he had no hands

What do you call a black man on the moon? A miracle

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

A. Ask me if I am a tree B. Are you a tree? A. No idiot

Q: what is green and looks like grass. A: fake grass

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, and they don't have to be blonde, anyone can screw in a light bulb.

2 blondes were heading to Disney world, they saw up ahead that said "Disney World left" then took a left and enjoyed Disney World and had fun on the rides

What did the little boy get on christmas morning? Cancer.

What did one cow say to the other? Moo.

Come on children, don't dawdle.

rock-a-bye baby on the treetop When the wind blows The bass will drop!

scraggle is in you pillow case

whats the difference between ian bothom and david gower? shredded wheat.

Yo momma is so fat that....actually she's quite fit and i'd love to take her out on a date.

what do you call cheese thats not yours? A: stolen cheese.

How do you make a car? You build it.

Whats bright red and claws at the window? Baby in a microwave.

What did Washington say to his men before they got into the boat? Men, get in the boat!

Where do you find a baby with no arms or legs? Where you left it.

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