Guy 1: What the shit is that car? Guy 2: Its not a car. It's an alfa romeo

If you listen to Justin Beiber all day long, what do you become? Very hungry and thirsty. And you need to go to the restroom.

Q:Where did sally go when the bomb went off? A: Everywhere.

Why was the little boys mom watching tv in the living room? Better question why is she out of the kitchen.

How many people can you fit in an oven? Six million, according to Hitler.

An Asian walks into a bar and says, "1???????????"

Two cows were in a feild, one said "moo" and the other said "i was going to say that!"

What did the boyfriend give his girlfriend for Valentine's Day? AIDS

Guy 1: When your Justin Beiber af. Guy 2: What Guy 1: Do you mean

whats bad about being black and jewish they have to sit in the back of the oven

If there are four gay men that come into a bar and need to sit down when all you have is one stool; what do you do? Get three more stools.

Why was the snowman afraid of the sun? Because he would melt that day and die

AARgh my name is AWsaing the nawant of the where of amzai Giant rabbit bunny

A man with ADD walks into a bar. He then.......Damn Nature, you scary!

A amazing I idiots D discover S sex

Fat? Jesse Z

Why does ISIS want guns? Because they wanted to kill. Duh.

Q:How many pancakes can you fit on top of as doghouse? A:Purple. Because ice cream has no bones.....

James got up from the couch, forgetting what he got up for he asked his girlfriend, Mary: "What did I get up for again?" Mary replied "To get your medicine for your amnesia."

so today, i was walking along, and i noticed that it was sunny outside.

You go on Nero, he got all red, not sure if he is mad or ashamed or both, but we can all tell that man is jealous. Employee.

Q: what smells like cheese and tastes like cheese? A: cheese

An anteatter walks into a bar, the bar tender says "hey renee zellweger"

Roses are Red Violets are Blue If you think this is gonna rhyme, You're dead wrong.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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