- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the girl find a date to the prom? Because she was really, really ugly.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You smell like lead, I did a poo.

What has 17 eyes, 43 toes, 11 feet and, 9 heads? A 17 eyed- 43 toed- 11 footed- 9 headed monster.

What's worse then 10 dead babies in 1 tree? 1 dead baby in 10 trees...

If these walls could talk - the public would pay large sums of money to see this marvel of science. On a more serious note, they might also tell the cops about the many dead hookers stowed within them.

What do you call potato salad in Iceland? Edible. The fact that it happens to be in Iceland doesn't make a difference

What's white and looks like paper? Paper

whats green and slimy? green slim

taking out the trash... at night

Why did the little kid drop his ice cream? ...... Because he was startled by the pedophiles penis being shoved up his ass.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was hit by a fridge halfway through walking.

why does stuart own alot of hollister because he is autistic

What's worse than 10 babies in a trashcan? One baby in 10 trashcans.

A couple elopes in Vegas. The next morning while eating breakfast the woman tells her husband she thinks it was a mistake, using her alcoholism as an excuse for her inability to make practical decisions. The man proceeded to cry and called his attorney to arrangea proper divorce.

A hindu and a muslim walk into a bar. They start arguing over their different fundamental religious beliefs and then considering it is an american bar, an american christian extremist quickly shoots them both for being " from that part of the world"

Knock Knock Who's there? John John who? John Williams.

what did the red towel and the blue towel say? Nothing because towels are inanimate objects and therefore can't talk.

How do you starve a black man? You slowly emasculate him over 400 years through a system designed solely for the benefit of whites, and subsequently he is malnourished.

1: Knock Knock? 2: Who's There? runs

Is your refrigerator running? I heard there was a power outage in your area.

What is your name? My name is Jeff

What's worse than The Holocaust? Nothing, The Holocaust was a dark and scary time.

How many men does it take to change a light bulb? None, there is nothing wrong with the light bulb.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being black

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