- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the homeless kid get for christmas? nothing he probably doesn't know what christmas is

A blonde and a brunette walk into a job interview. The brunette gets the job because she is more qualified and has more experience.

What do you call a guy with a puppy, candy, and a windowless white van? You're next baby sitter.

What do you call a black man on the moon? Another successful moon landing by NASA in which the African-American astronaut went on a successful moon walk.

Why did the mother stop breastfeeding her son? Because he was twenty five.

Why are rich guys gay? Because they can afford to be

Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken so he could fry it.

Whats a movie? A moving picture.

Why did the man cry himself to sleep at night? Because the doctors gave him 3 months to live.

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but here's a free drink, you'll wake up in my basement.

Why did the clown go to jail? He murdered a thirteen-year-old girl.

Why was Helen Keller depressed? She was deaf and blind.

How do you stop a baby from crying? Slit its throat

Why could the red heading boy sing higher notes than the blonde headed boy? He was castrated at birth.

Why couldnt the girl braid her hair? She had cancer

What's the worst part of being raped by a unicorn? Being sentenced to a life of shame and humiliation.

Why couldn't Helen Keller read? Tree sap.

How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

Are you gay. No. Ok.

Q: How do you make a plumber sad A: you kill his family lolololololololololol

There is a very old lady at the bottom of a long flight of steep stairs with a large amount of groceries piled up in her hands. How did she make it to the top?? She walked.

why do the klu kux klan wear pillowcases on their heads? they were going to go with coon skin but thought it was a little much!!

What was John Lennon's last hit? The pavement.

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