- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Dave. Dave, who? Dave, your neighbor, I ran out of eggs making a quiche, could I borrow a few?

Why is Ian's name Ian? Because he was adopted

What's been hit millions of times? A woman married to an abusive husband.

Ask me if I'm well Are you well? No

Why can't black people get sunburned? Natural selection allowed ancient Africans to develop a darker skin shade that would counter strong UV rays.

Why does a man have a closet full of fruits? Because he has a mental illness and there is nothing to laugh about.

There once was a mam from Peru He dreamed he was eating a shoe It wasn't... It was a goat

How many candles did Johnny blow out on his birthday cake? The same number of candles which corresponds to his age.

Why couldn't the little boy see? His eyes were closed.

Your mother is so fat, she is dying due to obesity and it would be utterly disgusting to make fun of anyone in that situation.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue If you think this is gonna rhyme, You're dead wrong.

Whats green? The color green.

Knock Knock "Who's there?" "This is Frank from Walside Windows just wondering if you wou..." (Door Slams Shut) "Damn those people are annoying"..

why did the boy get hit by a bus because he dropped his ice cream

A man goes into a bar. He leaves drunk and beats his wife to death and burns the house and kids.

What's the difference between a jew and a bottle of ketchup? People actually like ketchup.

hey hey apple

Why didn't 6 like 7? Because 7 was a huge racist.

Maybe You'll Find Someone Else To Help You... Maybe Black Mesa... That Was A Joke...Haha...Fat Chance...

what do you call 2 walking Arabs with long beards? pedestrians.

What's small, pale blue and sits at the bottom of the pool? "An over ripe blueberry."

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Holy guacamole Pineapples

A man walked into a bar owch

What did robin say to batman before they got I the car........ Get in the car.

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