- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If there are four gay men that come into a bar and need to sit down when all you have is one stool; what do you do? Get three more stools.

Why does ISIS want guns? Because they wanted to kill. Duh.

A black and a white walk into a bar, d.r. King would be proud.

Fat? Jesse Z

Why do bears go to school on Sunday's? They don't, bears don't go to school.

If I was in a room with hitler Osama bin laden and Justin bieber and a gun with 2 bullets. I would shoot Justin bieber twice

In class a teacher said "Stand up if you think you'r stupid" A kid stands and the teacher ask why? The kid said: "Oh I thought it'd be a bit fair since your standing up.

A life-sized cardboard cut out of Justin Bieber was in a contest with a cut out of Liam Neeson. It was stiff competition.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Today I'll wear a hat on my head Instead of a shoe.

A dog walks into a forest and sees a whale. The dog asks "aren't you supposed to be in the ocean?" The whale replies, "yes."

What happened to the man who went to a strip bar? What happens to all of us. He died.

What's greenish blue, smelly, and mushy? The fungus under my sink.

What do you feel inside after eating an entire class of pre-schoolers? A stomach ache

Why was Billy unhappy? He was molested by a black guy.

Why can't kids do drugs in school? Because it's against the rules.

Why did the boy stop singing? Because his lungs collapsed.

Q: if it takes a week to walk a fortnight how many pounds of oranges can you fit in a grapegruit. A: None, because there is no bones in ice cream

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She's a woman

A male paltypus usually possesses two poisonous goads under his forelegs. Which makes him potentially more dangerous than a dragon.

Look down at your keyboard. Notice that U and I are together? <3 Also notice that J and K are together too!:P

What's worse than losing your phone? 9/11

you are looking on the internet someone falls over and i were shoes and chips prevent world war 2

What was the color of the big lipped, struggling rap artist who violently raped and killed a young woman after robbing a convenience store at gunpoint? Red. He was covered in blood.

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