- Anti Joke

Q. How do you make time fly? A. It is highly impossible to make time fly for there is 24 hours in a day, 60 minutes in an hour, and 60 seconds in a minute so therefore the time flows how it should and we do not have such power to do it even though many people claim they do when they know they really don't

What do you call a shop dedicated to selling rap music, watermelons, grape soda and fried chicken? A poor business model

besides saying "Oh, Yeah" and punching down walls, what does the kool-aid man do? drink cool aid

A horse walked into a bar. The bar was part of the fence he was enclosed by.

A man named Jake walks into a bar. The bartender says hi jake... The End

what did the gay man say to the pole? May i have this dance

What do you call a seedless pumpkin? A pumpkin.

Knock Knock Who's there? Gilbert Gilbert who? Goddamn it David just open the door

List of people I love: Hitler Stalin Mussolini Ted Bundy Charles Manson Hannibal Lecter Vladamir Putin Satan Justin Beiber One Direction Chris Brown Chris Brown's parents Oh, and my mother. I love my mother, too.

Why was 7 afraid of 6? It saw what 6 and 9 do when they're together.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite. He died the following day.

How is a monkey like a bicycle? They can both climb trees. Except for the bicycle.

What did the cow say when he saw his family get murdered? Moo.

a man walks into a bar and buys a drink

Whats worse than passing out drunk and having your friends draw on your face? When you die of alcohol poisoning in the morning

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are yellow, Violets are purple, im not color blind you just cant read.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Suzie

Why was the kid running around? He was on fire

What's long, hard, and contains semen? A submarine.

Roses are red Violets are black Why is your chest as flat as your back?

why was the Jewish person accused of stealing money? because the police found his finger prints.

How do you stop birds from building nests in your grill? You turn the grill on

A wild Snorlax appeared crushing several members of the community

Why the african children was sad? - Because an octopus bite his arm