What was John Lennon's last hit? The pavement.

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There is a very old lady at the bottom of a long flight of steep stairs with a large amount of groceries piled up in her hands. How did she make it to the top?? She walked.

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Q: How do you make a plumber sad A: you kill his family lolololololololololol

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Why couldnt the girl braid her hair? She had cancer

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Why couldn't Helen Keller read? Tree sap.

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What's the worst part of being raped by a unicorn? Being sentenced to a life of shame and humiliation.

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How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

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What is white and tastes like cotton candy? Jizzz

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A duck, a goose, a turkey and a bald eagle were all flying together. All four of them were shot and killed by drunk hunters with machine guns. The hunters were promptly arrested by police authorities for shooting their national symbol. They were found guilty, and the other three birds were cooked for their last meals.

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Are you gay. No. Ok.

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What do chicken and babies have in common? They both taste like chicken.

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Roses are Black, Violets are Black, I am Ray Charles

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What do you call an animal with 4 legs ? A dog...

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You know what's addicting? Heroine.

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Why couldn't the bunny hop? Because it lost both it's legs

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What's funny about cheese? Nothing.

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Why did Jonny commit suicide? Airplanes dont have feet.

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-Bumper Sticker- Honk if you love Jesus. (Text while driving if you want to meet him)

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A man takes his girlfriend ice skating on a lake. As they are ice skating she says "we should go back home and fu..." At this point they fall through a thin spot on the ice and they both drown in the lake. Fish ate their dead bodies

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My mom told me I was pretty, I know now that she is a liar.

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What do you call a man floating in a pool with his arms chopped off? A murder victim.

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what did mohammed say to Jesus? nothing they lived in completly different time periods

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- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - What? Son I can't hear you, I have banana in my ear.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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