What was the color of the big lipped, struggling rap artist who violently raped and killed a young woman after robbing a convenience store at gunpoint? Red. He was covered in blood.

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What do you call a kid with no arms and no legs? Names.

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Ask me if I'm a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

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What do you call a discounted watercraft? It is traditional to give it a female name.

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What's worse than being named SAID? Having AIDS.. And getting a bee sting - it hurts like ****!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the cross light said signal said "GO"

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your momas so stupid she s going back to school to become a responsible adult

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Hamsters are a lot like cigarettes. They're completely harmless until you put one in your mouth and light it on fire.

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what do you call a girl with a pumpkin spice coffee in her hands? Jenifer

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A bike

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whats the difference between kroush and a bucket of shit? the bucket

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What did the fat man eat for breakfast? Nothing, he died of heart failure in the night.

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Why did the man take off his pants A: because they were uncomfortable to sit in

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Q. Why were the children sad? A. They'd just been abducted by a dodgy old man in a van.

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Why couldnt the man stop dancing? He had Parkinson's.

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A guy thought it could be funny to write a joke that is not and post it on a social network. And did it

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What's the difference between 2 pieces of meat? Nothing

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John: Hey Debbie, do you wanna go see a movie with me? Dina: My name is Dina

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What's the difference between Barney the dinosaur and Santa? Barney Loves you.

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A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen and warns him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and otherwise damaging consequences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

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Why did the man with seasonal allergies not take his medication? He had liver disease...read the fine print

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What is long, hard and comes out of a gay persons bum? poo

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A young man walks up and sits down at the bar. "What can I get you?" asks the bartender. "I want six shots of whisky," responds the young man. "Six shots? What’s the occasion?" asks the barman. "My first blowjob." "Well, in that case, let me give you a seventh on the house." To which the young man replies, "No offence sir, but if six shots won't get rid of the taste, nothing will."

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Q: What did the angry German man say to the Ameican? A: I dont know, I can't speak German!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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