Q: why was the baker a coward? A: his own mother told him his potential would amount to nothing more than a baker and when a dinosaur came into the bakery he ran away

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what do you call a Mexican driving a plane? a pilot you were probably to racist to work that out

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Two muffins are in an oven. Neither of them talk due to the fact that they are muffins and are inanimate, therefore denying them the ability to talk.

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So, I was walking down the street. As i walked past a oak door an entrance to a mental institution, I heard a bored voice going, "eleven, eleven, eleven". My curiosity, like a cat, got better of me and I decided to take a peek through the key hole and see the eleven things being counted. As soon as I had my eye on the key hole, I was poked in the eye by a metal rod. Startled, I feel back to the street. And, sure enough, heard the same bored voice, going, "twelve, twelve, twelve".

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A pirate walks into a bar. The bartender says, "You know, you have a steering wheel down your pants?" The pirate says, "I know, I was just raped by a group of men who thought it would be funny to humiliate me as much as possible. The bartender then called 911 seeing that a horrible crime had just been committed.

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I once had a friend We had our arguments, and went our separate ways.

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The only positive thing in my life, is the HIV test! Lymmel

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Knock knock. Who's there? Fire extinguisher. Fire extinguisher who? POMEGRANITES.

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What does a person with Alzheimer's do? To get to the other side.

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why was sally the best at hid and go seek they couldn't find her body

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Justin Beiber walks into a bar. The bartender does not serve him because he is not the legal drinking age yet.

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Q: What did the black kid get for Chirstmas? A: Your bike

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Why did the man pee his pants? Because he was paralyzed from the waist down and had no way of feeling

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A black man shoots some hoops. One of the bullets bounces off the rim and hits him in the eye. The man dies. His grandmother is still alive to attend his funeral.

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What's worse than having cancer? Two people having cancer

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What's worse than finding out your dad has AIDS? Finding out your little brother also has it, but you and your mother don't.

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what do grown up's do at night when everyone lese is asleep? Go to sleep as well

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An Asian person drove home safely.

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What did the black guy say when after he jumped in the pool? Wow, its kinda chilly.

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Q: How do you make a baby float. A: Put it in a blender and add ice cream.

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Why are anti-jokes funny? They are not because they have no punchline and if you wern't a complete dumbass you would have the ability to read the description on the right off the page.

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Did you hear about the Mexican boy scout that helped that old lady cross the border.

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There was a papa tomato, a mama tomato, and a baby tomato. They were walking and baby tomato starts lagging behind. So the papa tomato stomps on the baby tomato and says nothing because tomatoes can't talk.

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Your momma is so black that she probably has ancestors indigenous to Africa.

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Anti Joke

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