- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's the difference between me and callum ? a couple of miles.... and id like to keep it that way

what's better than being stabbed in the testicles with a biro? the Silversun Pickup's album Neck of the Woods

What did one lawyer say to the other? We are both lawyers. What did the stupid lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both pineapples.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm an expert on flowers.

what did hitler say when the allies invaded germany i did NAZI that coming

Neither have I, nobody knew him.

Why does Ray Charles always smile? Because he doesn't know he's black.

I am hot he is not can you beleive it I got shot

A black man a white man and an asian man walk into a bar have a few drinks and on thier drive home run over a three year old little girl and here to month old sister and they go to prison for the rest of thier lives (they shouldn't of let the asian drive)

Q: what do you call a mushy green circle that tastes good? A: An avocado

Why did the black man get sent to prison? He had committed many crimes and was finally caught by the police.

"You know what sucks?" "Vaccuumes?" "You know what metaforically sucks?" "Black holes?" "You know what just isn't cool?" "Lava?"

Q. Why were the children sad? A. They'd just been abducted by a dodgy old man in a van.

Whats the difference between Jesus and the Pope. Jesus died 2 thousand years ago

what do you call a girl with a pumpkin spice coffee in her hands? Jenifer

What's worse than having cancer? Two people having cancer

What do you call a kid with no arms and no legs? Names.

Why did the man die when he hugged the pillow? He was hallucinating at the grand canyon.

did you know helen keller had a swingset? neither did she

If I am from Texas, where are you from? You know the answer? HOLY SH*T! YOU ARE A GENIUS!

whats worse than getting hit whit a baseball? getting hit by a train

A horse walks into a bar. The owner promptly calls a local farmer to let him know that his horse has escaped again.

What was the color of the big lipped, struggling rap artist who violently raped and killed a young woman after robbing a convenience store at gunpoint? Red. He was covered in blood.

How much weight can an ant carry up a mole hill? Ice cream has no bones.

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