- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero? Because it is impossible, the answer is undefined.

There's a elf ,a peice of paper, and a pencil. What happens next? The elf writes on the paper.

Why can't antelopes fly? Because they can't

Why couldn't the horse open the door? - Because it was locked...Beeeeeeeeeeeeeef Jelly

Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? A: Taking the laws of physics into consideration, most likely nobody

As we had been trying for some months now, I called my wife to ask her the result of her pregnancy test. A stranger answered and promptly told me she was killed in a car crash.

Hobos are like Obama they want change.

BF:Roses r red Violets r blue a face like ur's shuld b i n the zoo but dont worry i'll be there but not in the cage but laughing at u. GF:Wanna c a magic trick? POOF ur single

How did the blind man end up in the hospital? He didnt see the bus coming.

A black man confronts a small white man on the sidewalk and asks for money. The white man responded "no".

a man walked into a bar today he suffers from depression from his wife leaving him and taking custody of the children on the grounds that he is an alcoholic and is unfit to raise children

Your momma's so fat that she contracted type 2 diabetes and died at a young age because obesity is a huge problem in America.

Im 8 years old, sometimes I get sick, and I take medicine and it makes me feel better. My daughter has cancer.

"Knock Knock" "Whose there?" Someone who needs to consider not saying "Knock Knock" every time they are about to enter a building.

Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

Women's rights

roses are red violets are blue they really are

Hai Patrick Hai Patrick

What is a mexican's favorite sport? Soccer, it is the national sport of mexico

What did all of the blind children sing on the bus ride? Nothing because they drove off a cliff

The kid next door was running around shouting spells and carrying a wand. ''I bet you'd love to be like Harry Potter!'' I told him. ''Yes!'' he exclaimed. So I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

What's worse than being caught in a downpour? Having your kneecaps ripped out of their sockets.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken had just escaped from the slaughterhouse where he witnessed the brutal decapitation of his entire family and in his heightened emotional state was unable to map out a safer and more sensible route.

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