- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man drink a glass of water? Why not?

what has fore legs and cant fly a cat you idiot

How do you get five black men in a car? You offer them a good deal, then show them the car fax.

What's worse than being in the Holocaust? Dying in the Holocaust.

whats worse then a child with a dead mom? the baby is still inside.

Why couldn't the drunken man walk in a straight line? Because someone shot him in the face.

Why did the german killed the jew? Because he was nazi.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is deceased, therefore rendering her incapable of movement, which is required to drive a vehicle.

Why did the Mexican jump the border? Because his mom told him the grass was always greener on the other side... She lied.

Why does Chuck Norris own a can named Chuck Norris? because he is self-centered due to all the attention payed to him for virtually no reason at all.

Why did Lucy have blond hair? Answer: Because both her parents had recessive hair traits.

Why do cows say moo? Because it's a cow

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Do you like fish sticks? Yes. Me too.

S + B + B = SB fuckin' B

whats long, hard and full of seamen submarine

how many tentacles did the mentally retarded octopus have? answer: 8!

Q. How many infants does it take to paint a wall? A. Depends how hard you throw them...

What did the black man say tovtye chinese man? Hello sir how are you today?

When life throws you lemons, Throw grenades.

How many teachers would it take to find their way out of a maze? Depends on their area of speciality. If the teacher(s) are mathematicians or logicians, probably one or two at most. If they are home economics teachers, possibly more.

Why did the blonde woman decide to get plastic surgery? Because she was self-conscious and unhappy with the way she looked.

What did the fish want to drink? Charlie Brown

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