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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do I have in common with your mum? We're in the same bed right now.

How do you beat Andy Murry at tennis? KILL HIM!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house... Knock, knock Who's there? The chicken.

Q:what does your face and this site have in common? A:both are poorly constructed

The next sentence is true. The previous statement is false.

Two straight men walk into a gay bar. They quickly realize their mistake and cross the street to the tavern where they enjoy a beer and some pretzels.

Why did the chiken cross the road? To bite a rubarb stick.

What did the Rabbit say to the horse? They are both completly differebt species and cannot communicate. Therefore, the rabbit said nothing.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? You shouldn't call him anything. He needs help. -Tag

What's awesome about going to a no-pants party? Getting stabbed 2 times.

What do u call a matthew vasquez with a guitar, a one man mariachi band... cuz he is mexican

knock knock whos there? your mom really? well whats she wearing a refridgerator.

how did the blonde get a concussion? she didnt see the pole in front of her.

What's the difference between communism and race mixing? Zey come for our blood, but drown in zeir ovn!!!!!

A man gets a new job working for his boss. Later, he beats his boss in a fight, quits his job, and starts his own business. Historians later concluded that the man's life would serve as a perfect national allegory for the USA.

What is the diffrence between you and I. I am not sure because i have not meet you yet

A brunette, a redhead, and a blonde go on vacation in Hawaii. They plan to swim to the next island. The brunette and redhead do it with no problem. The blonde swims halfway and realizes she is tired. She continues to swim straight ahead knowing her friends are already at the next island.

I'm tired.

What do you call a cat up a tree in a party hat? A cat up a tree with a party hat

What's green and invisible? Nothing; green and all other colours of the rainbow have wavelengths that occur specifically in the visible range of the electromagnetic spectrum. Therefore any invisible object cannot be green.

How many pastry chefs does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. It's a fairly simple job.

Why did the little boy commit suicide? Because his dad molested him.

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