- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? So it would not get hit

Why was the girl distressed by the photo of her boyfriend's mutilated corpse? Because it was out of focus.

What's the difference between and train carriage and a miscarriage? You can't eat a train carriage!

What's 9+10? 19

Roses are Red Violets are Blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

i need a pooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

I was gonna clean my room. But then my mom did it.

A dog walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer The barman replies : Woof Woof

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Want to hear a dirty joke? The horse fell in the mud

Life is like a bridge. You get walked on all your life until you fall apart.

What's worse than finding out your husbands gay...........finding out he's gay with your brother"

Immigration Laws

Where was Susy after the bombing? Everywhere.

Knock Knock Who's there? re-posession officers

why do asprins work? Because they're white

What's brown and sticky? Dog turd

What's the difference between a rhinoceros? I DIDN'T MURDER MY BROTHER OKAY!!!!!

What is big, long, hot, and firm? An erection due to the arousal of a woman's sex appeal.

What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? Please, not the nails.

A horse walks into a bar The bartender says "why the long face?" The horse says nothing, because he's a horse The bartender soon relizes there is a horse in his bar, and calls animal control

why did u put your iphone in the blender?!?!? because i wanted to make apple juice..

A blond, burnette, and red head walk into a bar. They sit together and enjoy a few drinks while catching up on eachother's lives.

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