Jesse gives his mom the stick for breakfast

Me John Kasich! Me win Ohio primary!

A Bull walks into a bar. it killed three people by the fact it was a Bull

i see trees are green, Roses are red, Violets are blue and i think to myself What a Wonderful World

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was in the oven because the farmer was cooking it for dinner.

What's the difference between bird flu and swine flu? If you have bird flu, you need tweetment. If you have swine flu, you need oink-ment.

An Asian walks into a bar and says, "1???????????"

Q: Whats 5+5 A:10

whats bad about being black and jewish they have to sit in the back of the oven

Q:How many pancakes can you fit on top of as doghouse? A:Purple. Because ice cream has no bones.....

so today, i was walking along, and i noticed that it was sunny outside.

Why was the snowman afraid of the sun? Because he would melt that day and die

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Why does ISIS want guns? Because they wanted to kill. Duh.

A man with ADD walks into a bar. He then.......Damn Nature, you scary!

If there are four gay men that come into a bar and need to sit down when all you have is one stool; what do you do? Get three more stools.

James got up from the couch, forgetting what he got up for he asked his girlfriend, Mary: "What did I get up for again?" Mary replied "To get your medicine for your amnesia."

AARgh my name is AWsaing the nawant of the where of amzai Giant rabbit bunny

Why couldn't the black man get his lawnmower to start? He was too poor to own a home =)

Your mother is so fat, she is dying due to obesity and it would be utterly disgusting to make fun of anyone in that situation.

Why couldn't the little boy see? His eyes were closed.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue If you think this is gonna rhyme, You're dead wrong.

Why can't black people get sunburned? Natural selection allowed ancient Africans to develop a darker skin shade that would counter strong UV rays.

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