Why was Jimmy sad he couldn't play the Playstation? He didnt have one

how much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? 7

Rarity: "So, what is that splendid frock of yours saying?" Maud Pie: "It doesn't talk. It's a dress."

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am Jack Bauer, Where is the nuke?

What do you call Metta World Peace after he has hit somebody? Metta World War.

Why did Johnny close the door on Sally's face? Because Johnny is a dick.

what's worse than getting cancer.........nothing cancer is a pretty bad thing

Why did the blonde throw her alarm clock out the window? Because it was broken.

What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff. What's green and fluffy? Green fluff. What's red and fluffy? A kitten that got hit by a truck.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had a gun.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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What happens when a baby stops crying? it dies.

What do you call a woman who can't walk? A paraplegic.

Q: What's DNA? A: The National Dyslexic Assosiation.

Whats green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

Three Black men smash windows to enter a house. They're firemen and are rescuing a young child...

How to pick up chicks Pick up a chicken but must be a baby

What do black people and bananas have in common? 50% of their DNA

Q: Whats the difference between a table and a Mexican? A: You tell me.

What did the Jew say when he walked into a bar? Ouch!

Knock Knock! Who's There? Tourettes Kid. Touret- FUCK SHIT!

why did the person die? He was 90 years old and was sick. Its natural

Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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