what did "A" and "B" look for when they went to the beach? what are you talking about? letters cannot travel!

thumb_up thumb_down +4

What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer.

thumb_up thumb_down +4

Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

thumb_up thumb_down +4

I remember in the 80's it felt like Bill Cosby was being shoved down my throat. He was always on TV with his show and those Jello commercials.

thumb_up thumb_down +4

He who laughs last...is not a laughing owl because they're extinct.

thumb_up thumb_down +4

where was Billy during the bomb? Every where

thumb_up thumb_down +4

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He has no legs.

thumb_up thumb_down +4

What can a Giraffe have, that no other animal on Earth can? A baby Giraffe.

thumb_up thumb_down +4

Q: what sport has a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench? A:the NBA

thumb_up thumb_down +4

http://www.booksie.com/declan_mckimm

thumb_up thumb_down +4

Face...the other white meat!

thumb_up thumb_down +4

what smells like a rose bud? a rose, bud.

thumb_up thumb_down +4

So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

thumb_up thumb_down +4

Knock Knock. Who's There? Oh wait! i don't care!

thumb_up thumb_down +4

What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends on what its name is.

thumb_up thumb_down +4

Whats green? The color green.

thumb_up thumb_down +2

What's small, pale blue and sits at the bottom of the pool? "An over ripe blueberry."

thumb_up thumb_down +2

hey hey apple

thumb_up thumb_down +2

why did the boy get hit by a bus because he dropped his ice cream

thumb_up thumb_down +2

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Holy guacamole Pineapples

thumb_up thumb_down +2

Why didn't 6 like 7? Because 7 was a huge racist.

thumb_up thumb_down +2

What's worse than a dead baby joke? A dead baby.

thumb_up thumb_down +2

A man walked into a bar owch

thumb_up thumb_down +2

Your mamma is so fat that she is undergoing strict diet and exercise in order to reduce the risk of premature death due to health complications.

thumb_up thumb_down +2

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops