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How do you make a clown stop smiling? hit him with an axe

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

They say laughter is the best medicine but i've always found it hard to laugh at cancer.

Why did the prestigious college accept the Native American student? Trick question, Native Americans don't exist anymore.

Two antennas falls in love. They get married. The wedding was horrible, but the reception was great.

How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Any number if compressed sufficiently. At neutron star density all babies in the world would fit.

What has 2 legs, a heart and a conscience? YER MA

why didnt the guy go to work one morning he died in a car accident

Red are roses Blue are violets Dyslexic am I.

Kevin+Sean sitting in a tree enjoying mcdonald's free wifi.

Why do all asians all look alike? Because they do.

How many men does it take to change a lightbulb? One

-Why did the chicken cross the road? '' I dont know '' -Because it would cross the road and over to you. -Knock knock? '' Who's there?'' - CHICKEN!!!!!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Simply because he stopped and looked both ways.

Two muffins are in an oven. And by muffins I mean jews. They both die a horrible death.

whats worse than drinking bad milk? tea bagging a bear trap

Today, both my parents were killed in a car accient. FML.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why not?

What did the black man get for Christmas? Presents

Guest what in the butt

your mother eats so many chocolates and sugary confectionary that i would recommend a check up the the dentist.

Whats brown and slippery? A brown slipper.

Q: What was the name of the armless elf in Snow White? A: Stumpy

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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