- Anti Joke

What's Red, Smells like Blue Paint, What tastes like the sea, and has been doused in the essence of the 80's? If you can come up with something, don't bother; This is a trick question. The space was to give you time to think. Forget your answer.

y did simran cros rode? 2 get 2 uder side ofcurse. stopid nobs

knock knock whose there? banana? banana who? im sorry but you have to go to the doctor now.......

What is green and red all over? A christmas tree that is internally bleading.

Whats the difference between a baby and a sandwhich... I dont rape my sandwhiches before i eat them

Why did Jenny fall off her bike? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Jenny

How many hipsters does it take to change a light bulb? ...You mean, you don't know?

Your mom is so poor that she collect food stamps is on welfare and lives in section 8 housing and cannot find a job that provides her a livable wage

What do you call a lot of Chinese people in a confined place? A Chinese urban center.

How do you kill a beetle? Wait outside his apartment and shoot him

what did a poor guys get for christmast ? brain tumor.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar

What is the best time to go to the dentist? When you have a toothache

Autism... is not funny at all, it is a serious issue in today's day and age and must be addressed and cured

Knock Knock Jehovah's witnesses!

George Bush=Bush Dick Cheny=Dick Colin Powell=Colon Condoleezza Rice=Rice One of these doesn't belong here.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What's stupid a light bulb.

You wanna know what's out of this world? The moon

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis

Knock Knock. Who's there? Chris. Chris who? Wow, I thought we were better friends than that.

What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, oceans don't have hands to wave either