- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You pour cold water on her head or make a loud noise nearby.

Why did the man yell at his wall? Because it jumped out and scared him when he walked past

Why did the creeper not go home? Because his parents blew up. (As told by a 7 year old.)

Are you from Africa because you sure look likes you've got Ebola

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? This year I'm going to win the golden brief case!

Two lions are walking down the street. One lion says to the other, "where is everybody?"

Puns are terrible. I love them.

Knock knock Whos there You spelt who's incorrectly You spelt whos incorrectly who ...................

What's worse than being hit with a falling brick? Being hit with many falling bricks. -ilikecrepes97

Rain rain go away, and don't come back or else i will kill your family.

How do you make a grown man cry? Fling a rubber band at him.

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

What did the wife say to the husband? I'm a man.

What happens when you throw a yellow rock into a purple river? it makes a splash

What do you do when the Cubs win the world series? Turn the xbox off and go to bed.

What did the blind man say to his wife? -would you mind helping me upstairs, for I cannot see.

Why did the girl eat a sandwich? because she was thirsty

Knock Knock Who's there? Police officer Police officer who? Police officer your whole family died in a car wreck last night.

A blonde walks into a bar therefore her face hurts

What do you call two black men flying an airplane? Pilots.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas were meant to be put in an oven.

Q: If I have 5 pencils, and you have 3 spoons, how many pancakes will stick to the ceiling? A: Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

How do you get a Mexicans attention? By calling him by his name.

How do you make a baby stop screaming? Pour acid down its throat.

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