- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black guy doing community service? Someone who wanted to give back. Stop being racist.

what do you call a white man in a black neighborhood a minority

How did the frog fly? It drank a magic potion. How did the snake fly? It ate the frog How the the eagle fly? It already can.

What's white and looks like paper? Paper

Roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, others don't

How did the fat guy survive the plane crash? Because he still in the food court at the airport.

What's worse than being a Jew in the Holocaust? Nothing.

Why didn't the boy eat his soup? It was to hot.

Why did your girlfriend dump you? because someone brainwashed this guy into believing this nonsense.

so a horse walks into a bar and the bartender syas why the long face and the horse says naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah.

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no? sense Microwave

What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

Jesse gives his mom the stick for breakfast

What do black people and asians have in common? arms

Roses are red, Violets are blue, We've just had sex, Now you have aids too....

A Bull walks into a bar. it killed three people by the fact it was a Bull

An Asian walks into a bar and says, "1???????????"

If you listen to Justin Beiber all day long, what do you become? Very hungry and thirsty. And you need to go to the restroom.

Guy 1: When your Justin Beiber af. Guy 2: What Guy 1: Do you mean

Two cows were in a feild, one said "moo" and the other said "i was going to say that!"

How many people can you fit in an oven? Six million, according to Hitler.

What did the one Brick say to the other Brick? We have the same name.

Why was the little boys mom watching tv in the living room? Better question why is she out of the kitchen.

What did the boyfriend give his girlfriend for Valentine's Day? AIDS

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