Why did you laugh at this joke. Because it was funny.

why did your mom leave your dad because he was a drunk :l

why did the Asian father want his son to be a doctor? because he wants his son to live good life so he could have a loving family and a payable job.

What's the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? What's the WNBA?

Who looks like Bill Cosby, Smells like Bill Cosby, But isn't Bill Cosby? An imposter who should be sent to jail.

I did it. the Bulls fan Took a few hours on Microsoft word. then I copy and pasted it on this!

Why did the pedophile cross the road? To molest a child.

What's worst than finding two worms in your apple? Two holocausts.

did you hear the one about the gay child molester?

What is is one good thing about global Waming? Nothing.

Why was the black guy sad? Because he has a knife through his throat

Why did Sally's ice cream melt? She was on fire.

What is stupid, black and high? A stupid black kite.

If you search "fat black man" on Google, you will find many reesults about black people who happen to be chronicly obese.

What's the difference between a smashed watermelon and a dead black person? One is a minor slip of the hands and the other is a fatal accident involving a human being.

how many poeple does it take to change a light bulb? you spelled people wrong.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I killed your family, and now i'm coming after you.

What's worse than a piece of food stuck between your teeth? I don't know, what? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

Confucius says, I hear and I forget. I see and I remember. I do and I understand.

What's sad about this man who committed suicide? He forgot to return his rented DVDs.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem about Red rosses and blue violets

a man walks into a casino, it's the third time this week and he's contemplating suicide.

How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just two, the mystery is how mice can get inside a lightbulb.

Did u think that last joke was funny? Well this one isnt

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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